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#914 (-1) - Posted by LCM Ryan "Tango" Xeleron
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*** LCM_Mo has joined #Allegience
* LCM_Apoc looks at mo
*** LCM_Mo has left #Allegience
<LCM_Apoc> I'm one scary mofo
<KevPryde> damn straight
<LCM_Tango> HAHHA

#915 (2) - Posted by LCL DashClone
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(Kerensky) its been...just over a year since I've had my first kiss :P
(Kerensky) and in between now and then, I've had....maybe.....
@ Kerensky counts his fingers
@ Kaz counts
(Kaz) um
(Kerensky) six?
(Kerensky) Oh, and you know what the best part was?
<RandyIcn> lol
(Kerensky) The girl they came from turns out to have been PAID by a friend
(Kerensky) I was kissed by a dammed paid whore :P
<RandyIcn> lol
<Shizmo> his first kiss was with a hooker
<Shizmo> rofl!
<Deltan> But did you enjoy it?

#916 (-2) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<Jan-lo> What did you beat it with?

#917 (-1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<`Entropy> Yeah well. Apparently I'm big in people's wet dreams these days.

#918 (3) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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(`Davery) The hell if everyone knows my fictional SW name <Sair-semi> Change it! (`Davery) I was FC for over a year and people still can't spell it (`Davery) Sair Hair <RS_Randy> heh, shut up Drave (`Davery) LOL <`Kaz> Trebaloney <Sair-semi> TreBaloney-Clitoris (`Davery) crap.. I laughed at something Randy said

#919 (2) - Posted by CMDR Shil
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<Gabrich> yer ass got quite powerful absorbing capabilities...
<Gabrich> OMG thank God Randy is asleep

#921 (2) - Posted by GEN Jake Blues
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<Anthon^> The higher we get, the slower we work. ;p

#922 (3) - Posted by LCL DashClone
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@ Tethran wanks down the shuttle ramp

#923 (1) - Posted by MAJ Marshall Briggs
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<TyrinDrax> Yes, one of them is an idiot, the other is...tolerable
<LT_Briggs> thanks drax
<Capn_Mak> f*ck off drax
<TyrinDrax> And they prove which is which ;)

#924 (-1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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* TyrinDrax looks at his Los...
* Los looks back
* LCM_Apoc looks at his Wang

#925 (-1) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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* Jan-lo whacks Coop off with a large ironing board

#929 (2) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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* B_Jynzer sprays los with a fire hose
<Los> AIE!
<Los> goddamn it Ben, did you have to go and get me wet?
<RS_Randy> lol
<B_Jynzer> that's what she said
<B_Jynzer> I have that effect on people
<Los> heh

#932 () - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<RS_Randy> Amb has an Atomic Cock....................

#933 () - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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<LCM_Apoc> "michael...can we attempt to have I dunno...a sim where someone dosen't get anally raped?"

#934 (1) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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* `Jester gives Jan puppy dog eyes, still attached to their optic nerves >:P | <Jan-lo> Oh, now I'm hungry...

#935 (1) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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* `RedBabe listens to Savage Garden - Truly, Madly, Deeply <Jewly> Ugg...that's my ex girlfriends and my song. <`Mike> err <RS_Randy> uhhh <LCM_Apoc> ummm

#936 (1) - Posted by CPT Makusier
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<Capn_Mak> ill be FC someday
<Capn_Mak> youll see
<Wessy> yeah in about 20 years :ppp
<Capn_Mak> yeah ill be 43, just like rahj

#937 () - Posted by VA Gavin Cantorph Kravis
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<CMDR_Apoc> Gifts of the gods.
* CMDR_Apoc fondles Kaz's breasts.

#938 (0) - Posted by MAJ Marshall Briggs
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<Capn_Mak> im the co of makfleet
<LT_Briggs> delusions... some peeople have them, others reveil in them
<B_Jynzer> and I'm Kris Kringle
<Capn_Mak> cool

#939 (0) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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*** `EvilKiwi (theman@*.ipt.aol.com) Join #rs_bar_and_grill 11:08:53.am 11/10/2001
<Gabrich> oh no
<Gabrich> an evil kiwi
<Gabrich> Taan, run!
<TR_Hawk> ah!
* TR_Hawk runs for the red centre
<Gabrich> run before he discovers you're an aussie!
* `EvilKiwi laughs evily
<TR_Hawk> gee, thanks for that Gab. :P

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