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#941 (3) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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* Kaz looks at Shil <Shil> oh yes! <Shil> kazzle? <Shil> I need upload access. <RS_Randy> heh, Kaz can give him an orgasam just by looking at him :P <Shil> in light of Randys remark that upload access line looks rather suspect now...

#944 (-1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<BGn_Coop> you're just jealous cause you don't have anyone to assrape you
<Blastfire> ...arent we all?

#945 (-1) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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<DashClone> Broke my newest stick today. Trying to use it left-handed and tugged too hard. It just went!

#948 (-1) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<ShilAFK> yeah theres the cardcaptor sakura: Search for the VInE card one
<TR_Hawk> haven't seen it yet, it just sounds good

#949 (-1) - Posted by CMDR Shil
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<Shil> BAKA ECCHI PERVERT!!!!!
* Shil whaps jake with the Ecchi mallet
* JakeBlues moans

#950 (-1) - Posted by CMDR Shil
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<Shil> If elected Co my first act will be to Kill the whole lot of ya, and BURn ya Ships to cinders!

#951 (1) - Posted by MAJ Marshall Briggs
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<RS_Randy> heh, I seriously don't know, Briggs
<RS_Randy> Brigga what?
<RS_Randy> Brigga who?
<RS_Randy> Brigga me?
<RS_Randy> no, Brigga u :P
<LT_Briggs> lol
<LT_Briggs> in my mental state right now randy thats not all that funny
<RS_Randy> heh
<RS_Randy> Sorry Briggs
<LT_Briggs> no problem

#952 (0) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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(MGn-Kyle) For a meer 5 bucks I got a guy to swallow a mouthfull

#953 (2) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<`Entropy> So you blew your way out of the closet... <`Entropy> WHo exactly did you blow when you came out of the closet?

#954 (1) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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* `Entropy grabs Thuku and Toran and shoves them in a closet. "Have your little love spat in there where we can't hear you." * Toran explodes in the closet

#955 (2) - Posted by GEN Deltan Saviri
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* Deltan rummages around through the bar pushing asside the rubber sheep, kewpi dolls and feminine hygiene products to find a bottle of single malt scotch.
<Deltan> Geesh... who stocks this bar anyway?
<`Kyle> Shik
<`Kyle> hence the feminine hygiene products.

#956 (1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<RA_Kaz> Im going to go have inappropriate relations with a cadet now

#957 (3) - Posted by LGN Trate Daxson
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* BGn_Coop feels like some sex
* Trate bends Coop over
* BGn_Coop waits for it
* Trate slowly eases it in
* BGn_Coop bites his lower lip
* Trate thrusts the broomstick in and out of Coop's rear
* BGn_Coop whimpers with delight
* BGn_Coop wonders what state the B&G's come to when anal broom sex goes unnoticed

#958 (1) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<BGn_Coop> well gab, what it really boils down to is this: would you rather have your jimmy in my mouth or my jimmy in your ass?

#960 (3) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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*** Shil (Shil@*.inv.ihug.co.nz) Quit <12/02/2001 11:19:24.am> (One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One ring to AnSWER THE BLOODY PHOnE!)

#963 (2) - Posted by LCM Kell Horn
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* `Kyle pokes Apoc. <CMDR_Apoc> what? <`Kyle> do me now <CMDR_Apoc> BUSY! LATER! <RS_Randy> and I asked first, Kyle's can wait * CMDR_Apoc does Kyle now.

#964 () - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<Jan-lo> I am not kissing your butt, T.

#967 (-1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<Gilgamesh> Or is Cherin a guy? I can't remember.

#968 () - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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* Sair-semi reaves Orny's ass

#969 (-1) - Posted by LCL Lunac`her`inar
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<BGn_Coop> hey, get away from my ass
*** KyleWORK has quit IRC ("Who made this man a gunner?" "I did sir, he's my cousin." "Who is he?" "He's an Asshole sir." "I know that! What's his name?" "That is his name, Major Asshole.)
*** `Sig has quit IRC (Mr. T says: "I pitty the foo who dont join the IW!")

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