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#970 (2) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<BGn_Coop> nah, not even ent is that stupid
<`Ent-AWAY> Yes I am.

#971 (1) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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<CMDR_Apoc> Um that girl...well...she was really an it.
<JakeBlues> heh.. that happened to me once

#972 (-1) - Posted by GEN Garrik "Face" Loran
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<LCLOrian> DIE, YOU COMMUnIST SPOOGE SUCKInG MOnKEYBUnKERS!!!

#973 () - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<DashClone> lo Radny
<DashClone> Radny
<DashClone> Randy
<RS_Randy> Hey Dahs
<RS_Randy> *Adsh
<RS_Randy> *Dash :P

#975 (0) - Posted by COL Renan Darillia
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<`Dy-semi> Just to get a... sort of... opinion base. So I can convince him to stop doing something. Are guys with shaved crotches attractive? :P

#976 () - Posted by CMDR Shil
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<CMDR_T> i was intent on ramming u to death
<CMDR_T> with my virgin body

#977 (-1) - Posted by BGN Fion "Zero" Grell
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[17:44] <Xexre> Texas Justice is simple. [17:44] <Xexre> We tie him to the back of our '86 Ford. [17:44] <Xexre> We go out to the dry, barren fields. [17:44] <Xexre> And we drag the sonuva bitch from here to Timbuk-f*cking-tu.

#978 () - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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<RA-Shik> OnLY I CAn SAY "nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo" * RA-Shik demotes everyone to cadet <RA-Shik> nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

#979 () - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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<Toran> Strumpet, I love that word <Lossie> sounds like crumpet <Komm> Except one you eat, and one eats you.

#980 (-1) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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<RS_Randy> So do I, but I'll take it from Mike, he does it better anyway :P

#981 (-1) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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* Sconn prefers Mike's hard lemonade. <TyrinDrax> Is that another euphemism ;) * Sconn winks. "Whatever gets you through the nite, big gun."

#984 () - Posted by BGN Nichos Katran
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<LCLnachos> c'mon, ya know ya love me <LCLnachos> you tellin me you didn't enjoy last night? <Earthkeep> not the way I love the food <Earthkeep> Last night was great, but the food was the best part (DukeDuki) Creepy <LCLnachos> oh I see how it is * `Jon shudders <LCLnachos> I'm not good enough for you anymore, is that it? <Earthkeep> Yeah, I used you for the food. I freely admit that @ DukeDuki shrudders <Earthkeep> But I still love you man LCLnachos makes a big soap opera scene, slaps Earthkeep, and slams the door as crappy music plays in the background *Earthkeep weeps because he lost his only love (DukeDuki) Cut! (DukeDuki) That's a wrap, guys * Earthkeep takes a big bow, then gets ready for the great sex with nachos * LCLnachos hears the narrator in the background "And next week on 'One Stormtrooper to shoot' Will Hawk and Shik realize their true love for eachother? With Randy tell everyone of his homosexual secrets? Will Ramos prove everyone hes not really a man? Tune in next week!" <TR_Hawk> cut!<TR_Hawk> who the f*ck writes these scripts, anyway?

#985 () - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<TyrinDrax> the SSD Twinkie! <RS_Randy> The A-Wing pilot would fly into it and go, "Hey, wheres the cream filling?"

#987 () - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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<Xexre> I had a threesome with Vender and Toran.
<Xexre> It was fun. I whipped their asses.

#988 (2) - Posted by LGN Ben Jynzer
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* Poccie grabs MrKitchens wang, and ties it to MrKitchens ankle
* MrKitchen snips it off, it's a fake as his real one is so tiny, it cant be grabbed.

#991 () - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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<Komm> Gah... If I was a guy, I'd get all the chicks... I'd go through 'em like Pez dispensers.
<Komm> ... whoops. Wrong window...

#992 (0) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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* `Vender wonders if that makes him a woman

#993 (-2) - Posted by LGN Ben Jynzer
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<TyrinDrax> Besides, technically, Los is a hooker ;)

#994 (-1) - Posted by CMDR Shil
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<Shil> ... Yes I suppose one could. Whatever turns you on...
<`Johnny> that would be um jorval

#995 (1) - Posted by COL Kelron Jevix
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<RS-Randy> heh, I'm using a German dictonary called QuickDic
<LCL_Apoc> Yes Randy, you are a quick dick.
<LCL_Apoc> you finish too fast :P
* RS-Randy smacks Poccie, "Thats only because you have a tight ass"

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