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#996 (-2) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<Jewlicat> ick! I need to shave today!
<Jewlicat> oops, wrong window :P

#997 (3) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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* RS_Randy walks back out wearing assless pants * Jan-lo says a prayer of thanks ;)

#998 (-1) - Posted by LCL DashClone
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<Vhojre> Dammit. Use LUBRICAnT next time dammit. :P

#1002 (1) - Posted by LCL DashClone
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<RA-Shik> I'm sitting here in khakis and a hawaiian shirt and it's 20 degrees outside :D
<Kaz> Shikkie in a hawaiian shirt
* Kaz rolls off his chair
<RA-Shik> ::Kaz:: it's true
* Kaz laughs so hard it hurts

#1004 (2) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<Kirghy> What's up?
<`Entropy> Same sh*t, different week
<RS_Gizmo> you're constapated?
<Kirghy> lol
<`Entropy> Just won't pass through, ya know?

#1005 (-2) - Posted by CMDR Johnny
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<Jan-lo> I did it with Face and nathan...

#1006 (-2) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<`Kaz> It's like the Ringwraiths....only you know...gay

#1007 (-1) - Posted by LCL Lunac`her`inar
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* LCLnachos backhands Vhojre
* Vhojre eats nachos
* DashClone eats Vhojre

#1010 (-1) - Posted by BGN Nichos Katran
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*** LCLnachos, You are now chatting in #rs_bar_and_grill at 03:24:39.pm 01/25/2002 (rsirc3-5@*.win.mnsi.net)
<LCL_Apoc> I have to give my hands a rest, they've been workin double over time lately.
<LCLnachos> ...
<LCLnachos> what a thing to walk in on
(RA-Shik) heh..
<`Rave> Apoc... both hands?
<RS_Randy> lol
* LCLnachos walks right back out

#1011 (2) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<Gabrich> Johnny
<Gabrich> may I remind you there's an IBG mission out there
<`Johnny> yes gab you can remind me all you want
<`Johnny> you can keep reminding me, then remind me some more
<`Johnny> and then when your done reminding me, you can write your reminder down on a little piece of paper ill use to wipe my ass with after i take a stinky sh*t
<`Johnny> i f*cking know theres an ibg mission!

#1012 (-1) - Posted by GEN Garrik "Face" Loran
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<Capn_Mak> anyone seen iranman lately?
<Capn_Mak> ironman
<Capn_Mak> Ive done em before

#1014 (0) - Posted by COL Renan Darillia
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<Raandu> This reminds me of Mike and I's honeymoon

#1015 (2) - Posted by LCL Lunac`her`inar
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* Kerensky looks down. "Hmm? Oh, of course. An extra hand is always helpful"

#1016 (-1) - Posted by CMDR Cole Landfarer
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* SairAFK deploys Kern's wang.

#1017 (0) - Posted by CMDR Cole Landfarer
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* LicahFox eats Orny
<Xexre> ...
<`HotShot> You don't wanna do that...he likes that. :P
* Xexre throws Licah at HS.
* `HotShot ducks
<`HotShot> Aflac!

#1019 (2) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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* DashClone blows Giz
<DashClone> up
<RS_Gizmo> ......
<Gabrich> ............
<RS_Gizmo> dude, how many times, not in public!

#1021 (1) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<Xexre> I gotta go make AnOTHER deposit in my mom's account. brb. >>> Xexre (*!*helium@209.33.154.*) is now known as OrnySex <<>> 02:35:47

#1022 (0) - Posted by COL Kelron Jevix
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<KevPryde> Ares has multiple dicks?
<LCL_Apoc> He has some interesting genetic f*ck ups.
<LCL_Apoc> he has tits too.
<`Icey`> no, i have plans to develop them though
<`Icey`> How to Constantly Fondle Breasts:
<`Icey`> 1. Gain 300 pounds
<`Icey`> 2. Take off your shirt
<`Icey`> 3. EnJOY!

#1023 (0) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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<Kerensky> They do it right there, in front of me..its as if I'm a sort of catalyst.

#1024 (2) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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<`Kaz> Its just cause you have bad experience with breasts
<Kerensky> ..I never said they were bad
<`Dy-semi> So does Dave.
<`Daveroni> We're a highly conservative group.. I mean, it isn't often that something funnier than that happens :P
<Glytch> It's all very Freudian.
<Kerensky> I just said they were random
<`Kaz> I have good breast experiences
<`Dy-semi> Remember when that girl showed him one? But he said she was stingy and wouldn't pull out the other?
<`Daveroni> I'd have to walk in and announce that my finger had got stuck in puddy on accident in order to beat that breast story
<`Pluto> wha?
<`Daveroni> But that just doesn't happen
<Kerensky> HAH! Dave!, i got both!
<`Kaz> ......
<`Daveroni> ...
<`Kaz> ........
<Kerensky> ..

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