<Kerensky> it all depends on how you went in
<`Pluto> dear god
<`Daveroni> ...
<`Kaz> ....
<`Kaz> rofl
* Kerensky bows
<Kerensky> Yes
<`Daveroni> Jason's on fire
<DashClone> Face is quite good in bed. Or so Giz tells me
<`Face> ...
* RS_Randy slaps Giz
<`Face> anyways...
<RS_Randy> You bitch!
<RS_Randy> You cheated on me with... HIM!?
<Sconn> C'mere. Don't make me take you out behind the woodshed and learn you good.
<LCLnachos> no pa! please don't! I swears I didn'st means to take that thar wood and shove it up ma's ass, I swears it
<Sconn> Derr... <Sconn> Wow. <Sconn> nachos. <Sconn> Just...wow. * Kell_Horn watches everyone bow down before nachos :P
<Sconn> See cause the thing is, when he said wood, I wasn't thinking like...smooth polished wood...I was thinking like..spiky splintery wood.
<Kell_Horn> ow <Kell_Horn> just imagine if you got a splinter...
<LCL_Apoc> lol ass splinter.
<LCL_Apoc> 'How did you get this ma'am?' 'My son shoved a log up my ass' <LCLnachos> yea, thats hicksville USA for ya
<LCLnachos> see, down there, they don't have matches so they need friction to start fires, so by repeatedly shoving wood in someone's ass...well, you get the picture
(VA-Shik) ..
(VA-Shik) so I guess some of the chicks have literal hot asses
<LCL_Apoc> I think Shik has performed this action many times.
(VA-Shik) ...
<COLnachos> Jan...have you seen the stuff on the RS quote board? This is like childs play compared to them, lol
* Jan-lo grumbles "I've made many appearences there myself.."
(`Han) some of it
* COLnachos recalls a pariticular quote about Jan doing it with two males
<Jan-lo> Shaddap!
<Jan-lo> That was completely innocent!
<`Licah> heh
<`Licah> I was there for that one :P
<Jan-lo> It was a MP game!
* Jan-lo turns red and kicks nachos in the six
<Jan-lo> (lol)
* COLnachos falls
<COLnachos> (mumbles) ouch
<Jan-lo> Sorry...
<`Licah> kicks him in the six?
* Jan-lo actually feels guilty and helps nachos up
<`Licah> Only a pilot would..
<`Licah> nevermind :P
(RS_Gizmo) I want qui-Gon's light saber
(RS_Randy) Bed helps cure that :P
(RS_Gizmo) it's so cool compared with the others
(Poccie) ...
(Poccie) with the way my mind is right now, that came out dirty
(Poccie) very...very...very dirty
(RS_Gizmo) I mean, Yoda's looks like a can opener or somethnig
(Poccie) That did so not help things
(RS_Randy) Poccie hasn't cybered in days, watch out! :P
* Poccie closes his eyes, then falls over laughing
(RS_Gizmo) and wtf was anikin thinking when he made that crap?
(RS_Gizmo) rofl
(RS_Gizmo) I just read tha
(RS_Gizmo) t
(Poccie) Yoda has a can opener penis!
(RS_Randy) lol
(RS_Gizmo) rofl
(Poccie) And Giz wan'ts Qui-Gon's
(RS_Gizmo) omg
(RS_Gizmo) I've got an image
(RS_Gizmo) oh, that's priceless!
(RS_Gizmo) oh man, I'm crying
(Poccie) same here...that is so not right
(RS_Randy) oh man, you need sleep :P
(RS_Gizmo) no, i'm crying with laughter
(Poccie) Yoda shall now forever be 'can opener penis'
(RS_Gizmo) and luke walks in after a strole in the swamp and seens him opening their dinner
(RS_Gizmo) "WTF!?!"
(RS_Randy) lol
(Poccie) lol!!!!!
(RS_Randy) ROFLMAO
(RS_Gizmo) "mmmmm, eat, eat"
(Poccie) ...that....
* RS_Randy makes sure he's logging this :P
(Poccie) Yoda eats his own...
(RS_Gizmo) I gotta find a tissue
(RS_Gizmo) I'm making a mess
(RS_Randy) ................
(Poccie) Oh God...and Luke got Anakins...
(RS_Randy) Thinking about Yoda's can opener penis? :P
(RS_Gizmo) lol
(RS_Gizmo) my nose u dilt
(RS_Gizmo) my nose aas running
(RS_Gizmo) *was
(RS_Randy) Yoda's can opener penis is in your nose? :P
(Poccie) Yoda opens Cambells soup...with...his...dick
(RS_Gizmo) lol
(RS_Gizmo) *cheesey music*
(RS_Randy) Actually that'd be kinda useful :P
(Poccie) ...Yoda has a terrible fetish
(RS_Gizmo) "So, mr. Yoda, how do you find your can opening experience?"
(RS_Gizmo) *shot widens out to see Yoda opening a can with his dick"
(RS_Gizmo) "Master I am, and fine it is"
(Poccie) "mmm camping was I, needed to open soup did I. But forgot my can opener I dd"
(RS_Gizmo) "That's what you say now, but how about you try this new and improved electric can opener, here let me er-atachit for you"
(RS_Gizmo) "nO!!! mine! mine!"
(RS_Gizmo) "oh look at the mess you've made"
(RS_Gizmo) "let him have it"
(RS_Gizmo) do you think RSI would be accept my request?
(RS_Randy) Yes :P
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(Poccie) what request?
(RS_Randy) Hell, have Poccie do it in 3D :P
(RS_Gizmo) I wanna get a pic of Yoda with his can opening cock out
(Poccie) Ask Mike.
<`Kaz> RS Brand condoms
<VA-Shik> rs brand condoms. They've got finger grips on them
<`Kaz> The X-wing design, for when you feel like a trench run
<VA-Shik> hehe trench run. wench run.. hehehee
<`Kaz> Awfully small hole to hit...
<`Kaz> Geez, the whole death star scene is full of sexual references
<VA-Shik> haha
<`Kaz> You see..that'll be our commercial
<`Kaz> Little TIE-Sperm flying around
<VA-Shik> LOL!
<`Kaz> And the heroic Condom Alliance fighters stopping them
* Zeratul puts a Scorpion inside of Gizmo's pants
* RS_Gizmo makes sweet love to the Scorpian
<Zeratul> lol
<Zeratul> pervert
* Earthkeep tapes Gizmo for the internet
<`Daveroni> Ooooh.. dinner
<COLnachos> never...EVER call me nacho Boy
<COLnachos> 1) nach 2) nachos 3) nachosMan 4) nichos 5) Your almighty mother-f*cking lord of your damn universe here to make your life a living f*cking hell
<Sconn> Can I call you penisboy?
* COLnachos thwaps Sconn "no"
<Kell_Horn> hey Your almighty mother-f*cking lord of your damn universe here to make your life a living f*cking hell, what's up? :P
<COLnachos> nothin much Kell, how bout you?
* SconnWORK busts out a broomstick and sodomizes Raziel with it.
<COL_Apoc> see. Thats what you get for poking a a Rancor.
<COL_Apoc> Eventually, it'll wake up and sodomize you with a broomstick.
<Xexre> Ghandi was the f*cking sh!t man.
<Xexre> He'd take down Vader 1-on-1
<Xexre> Just walk up and beat the sh!t outta him with his Stickdeath arms.
<Xexre> Vader's be like "WTF OMG THAT"S BS"
<Xexre> Then Ghandi, "pwnd j00 n00b"
<`Davery> LOL
<TR_Hawk> rofl
<VA-Shik> STICKDEATH
<nitemare> LOL
<Xexre> Then the Emperor will be all like "rofl Vader sux"
<`Davery> Imagine james ealr jones going "WTF OMG THAT'S BS"
<TR_Hawk> 1337 w4rZ
<Xexre> Then he'll try to blast Ghandi, but Ghandi'll be like "wtf j00 r n00b bitch"
<`Davery> When I get a ton of money one day I'll make him say that
<`Davery> just so we can all hear it
<Xexre> Then Ghandi'll smack Emperor down and be like "haha pwn3d"
<`Entropy> God. I am so glad I've never played online games with Orny. All that l33t talk would drive me insance.
<`Entropy> *insane
<Xexre> And the Emperor's like "WTF OMG THAT'S BS"
<Xexre> Then Vader, "rofl, my patron suqs"
<Xexre> Then the Emperor'll PK Vader, and he'll be like "stfu n00b"
