*** `Davery is now known as Eat_Dave (raptor7@*.sd.sd.cox.net) 03/23/2002 08:58:13.pm
* COLnachos glances at Dave's nickname
<COLnachos> you think he's trying to drop someone a hint?
* COL_Apoc looks up from between Daves legs "What hint?"
* COLnachos shivers
<Tiar> LOL
[22:05] *** Blastfire (mrace@dialup-209.244.149.153.Dial1.Orlando1.Level3.net) has joined #RgF
[22:05] * Earthkeep feels the suddenneed to mate with Giz[22:06] *** Blastfire (mrace@dialup-209.244.149.153.Dial1.Orlando1.Level3.net) has joined #RgF
[22:06] * Earthkeep stops. "Boy, I feel better."[22:11] *** Blastfire (mrace@dialup-209.244.149.153.Dial1.Orlando1.Level3.net) has joined #RgF
[22:11] * Earthkeep French kisses Blast as he enters[22:11] <Earthkeep> yes! 3 for 3
[22:11] * Blastfire ignites his saber and severs Earthkeep's tongue in a single swift motion
<RSJohn> anyone know how i can reduce the ping in JO?
<Sconn> Put on a little tinfoil hat, first of all.
<Sconn> Then take off your pants and underwear, and turn on your lawn sprinklers.
<Sconn> Then get a boom box with a barry manilow CD.
<Sconn> Play the barry manilow CD very loudly while dancing in the hat, with no pants on, in the lawn sprinklers, shouting praises to the JK 2 gods.
<RSJohn> and this worked for you? :P
<``Zak> It's just his hobby
<Sconn> Well...until the cops came, yeah.
<WesBelden> ***WARnInG*** KYLE InCOMInG ***WARnInG***
* Toran whips it out
<RS_Randy> lol
<CMDR-J> kyle is my bitch
<WesBelden> lol
<COL_Apoc> Is not.
* WesBelden goes tp quote
<KevPryde> heh
<COL_Apoc> Kyle is Giz's bitch.
<CMDR-J> is to
<CMDR-J> oh yea...your my bitch apoc
<COL_Apoc> nope.
<COL_Apoc> I'm Shan's bitch.
<CMDR-J> awww
<WesBelden> do I get any say in this?
<WesBelden> ***WARnInG*** KYLE InCOMInG ***WARnInG***
<CMDR-J> WES!
<COL_Apoc> She claimed me ;-)
<CMDR-J> your my bitch
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*** X sets mode: +o `Kyle
<KevPryde> I thought Kyle was Sconn's bitch, and Dave was Kyle's bitch :P
* Toran wags it around, since he already whipped it out
<Toran> Kyle! I'm ready for you!
<WesBelden> there's a magical place, with thousands of toys, all under one roof. It's callled..... toys R us, Toys R us, Toys R us -Toys R us!
<SconnILL> And it's f*cking snowing here on April 21.
<WesBelden> biggedy biggedy bong
<RS_Randy> lol
<RS_Randy> BOnG!
* Owain kills Gizmo before he turns into a giraffe.
* WesBelden gives Sconn "a get better cookie"
* WesBelden dies
<Owain> The world is safe once more.
* Elfstone notes that he's wearing his titanium ass chastitiy belt, and that Toran's wang is being crushed into a bloody pulp * Toran licks his wounds | <Toran> rofl, I've done that
* COL_Apoc pets lyrics for Slipknot - My Plague (new Abuse Mix)
* Toran pets Apoc
* COL_Apoc pets Toran
<Cherin> ...
<Cherin> k
* COL_Apoc trots over and pets the Shan
* Toran pets himself
<RS_Randy> .....
<RS_Randy> Ambigious masturbation? :P
<Toran> Since when does petting involve genital touching? Do you go up to dogs and start betting their balls
<RS_Randy> ....what\'s this have to do with betting their balls? :P
<COL_Apoc> Randy does.
<Toran> I was rubbing my hair and scratching myself behind the ears
<Toran> ...lmao
<Toran> *petting
<Toran> Sorry, I used to run an illegal dog ball gambling circuit
<Cephisus> Hi Korey
<Cephisus> My name is Cephisus and I'm form the Earth
<Cephisus> :p
<Korey> My name is Mike, and I have a penis.
<Cephisus> lol
<Korey> wanna see?
<Cephisus> AAeggghh, no plz
<CMDR_T> then go talk to shik <RS_Randy> Ummm, no T <RS_Randy> I don't want copies of the amature porno he filmed with you <RS_Randy> Sorry, but I'm just not into that sh*t <CMDR_T> how dare u <CMDR_T> those are far from amature <RS_Randy> He said amature when he tried to sell 'em to me earlier *shrugs* <Borsk> fellas, it's amateur. <RS_Randy> Ah, see <RS_Randy> An expert has spoken
<Sconn> "Bend over, Small Ethiopian Child, bend over." <`Entropy> Ick. I already do all that sh*t at work. <TyrinDrax> It'd piss off my mom <VA-Shik> it'd make for a f*cking awesome prank
