(`Leitbur) hey Jon, or should we say Mr Drunk?
<`Drunk> definitly Drunkl
<`Drunk> ;)
<`Drunk> ":))
<`Drunk> Hellool
<`Jester> Computers and Alcohol don't mix
<`Drunk> nope even wqatere
(`Leitbur) yep, and that proves it
<ShadaJRA> yeah...im here...
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<ShadaJRA> ok but now im not gonna be
<ShadaJRA> ill ttyl guys
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<Kell_Horn> who's the sexy biatch? <Cay-Qel> it's nachos <Sxybiatch> a hot 18 yr old girl <Kell_Horn> nachos is a hot 18 year old girl? damn... <Kell_Horn> brings whole new meaning to eating nachos with cheese...<Cay-Qel> could've fooled me....
<CMR_Randy> REnA! <Renan> RAnDA! * Borsk looks at Randy, "Randa? You're a girl!" * CMR_Randy has kinky lesbian sex with rena :P <Renan> ooh! * Borsk looks at Randa and Rena, "Can I join in?" :P
* Owain looks at Borsk "You'll never get away with this, not-blofeld!"* Blofeld looks at Owain, "Mahahahahah oh not-James I already have ::pushes a remote and a big viewscreen shows up:: As you can see, the dildo rockets have already launched, soon the entire women population of the world will be writhing in orgasms. Then...I shall rule the world!"* Owain curses "never! Well, maybe not the orgasm part, but the rule-world part!"* Blofeld frowns, "Did...I forget something? ::dials a phone, whispers:: Sh*t! I forgot to order the anal dildos for men! ::chuckles nervously:: I must go ::descends into the floor via escape hatch and flys off in a dildo helicopter::
<WesBelden> its like an empty chasm that needs filling, <WesBelden> but you have no idea how or why<CMR_Randy> Your ass, Giz? :P<WesBelden> are you calling my ass an empty chasm?
<Avera> Its nice to have Shik around though.
<Avera> I will always have an indicator of when hell is about to freeze over...
<Sconn> <ShikAfk> nO BAnG SHIKKIE!
<Avera> just judging how far he gets with a girl.
<`Kyle> heh
<`Kyle> if he gets one to his room, call off all bets
<Sconn> Yeah right.
<Sconn> Shik will just do a pussy lunge and get his ass kicked.
<TR_Hawk> you talk like it'd actually happen, kyle
<Sconn> He'll be like, "so...you wanna drin-PUSSY LUnGE UGH!"
<Sconn> And reach maniacally for her crotch.
<Sconn> She's all like "YOU SICK F*CK! ALL I WAnTED WAS SOME MATH HELP!"
