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#1167 (2) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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<`Kaz> They tried to beg Jordan to play for the them in the world games they lost
<`Davery> nobody.... if you're playing jungleball
<`Kaz> He was too busy getting a new hip
<`Davery> poor Jordan. He just needs to go somewhere and be quiet for about 10 years
<`Kaz> I hear he uses Dave's doctor
<`Davery> And stop coming back
<`Kaz> Went with the same model as you too, the TurboHip 3000
<`Davery> rofl
<`Davery> the TurboHip
<Sair-semi> TurboHip...
<Sair-semi> That just sounds so right.
<`Davery> Perfect for swinging hips

#1170 (0) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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* Cay-Qel was kicked by LCL_Randy (GODDAMMIT, I SAID STOP! nO DICK FOR j00!!!!!!!!!)

#1171 (0) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<Sair> Its sheathed, Cay. I'm nearly as stupid as some people.

#1173 (1) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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* `Dragon` (~operation@12-222-70-35.client.insightBB.com) Quit (Quit: Reality bites.)
<LCL_Randy> no, reality blows.
<LCL_Randy> Crack whores bite
<CPT_Raven> lol

#1174 (0) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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* COL_Gab tries to help Blob with his chainsaw but cuts his head instead... oh sorry :P
<Blob> ow..
<Blob> Says the head*
<COL_Gab> heh
* Blob grabs his head and runs off to surgeon

#1175 (5) - Posted by FA Licah Fox
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* Executer sauders Dave's mouth shut
<PlutoHMWK> sauder?
<PlutoHMWK> please tell me that's not a gross misspelling of solders
<Executer> no, as in what you use on wires and circuits numbnuts

#1163 (-1) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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[23:00] <`Davery> So Jan, what brings you to these hours to rub shoulders with the unmentionable dregs of RS society? :P
[23:00] <Jan-lo> I had to kick back and see some silliness after a tough mission. :P
[23:00] <Tag> ...Dave, since when are we the dregs?
[23:00] <Kerensky> ....thank you, dave, for restating my question in such a way that made it utterly boring
[23:00] * Tag holds a blaster under Dave's chin.
[23:01] <Jan-lo> ...
[23:01] <`Davery> Case in point
[23:01] <`Davery> Erin holds a "blaster" under my chin
[23:01] <`Davery> Like I was saying :P
[23:01] <Cay-Qel> lol
[23:01] <Kirghy> There's an easier way.
[23:01] <Jan-lo> He's got a point, Tag. ;)
[23:01] * Kirghy kicks Dave in the shins
[23:01] <Jan-lo> ...
[23:01] <Jan-lo> Stop beating up my wingman.
[23:01] <Kerensky> Dave's your wingman?
[23:01] * `Davery kills Kirghy
[23:02] <`Davery> Isn't it ironic? :P
[23:02] <Jan-lo> If Ghost ever gets started. :P
[23:02] <Sconn> Dave's my bitch.
[23:02] * Tag sits the old man in his chair and gives him his cane and his medication.
[23:02] <Cay-Qel> of course...remember when she did it with him and...uhhh...Face, I think
[23:02] <Tag> Raptorpoo and I flew together.
[23:02] <Cay-Qel> :-P
[23:02] * Jan-lo steals the cane and gives the medication to Entropy
[23:02] <`Davery> wasn't me
[23:02] <Tag> It was an interesting experience.
[23:02] *** Kirghy is now known as GhostKirg
[23:02] <GhostKirg> Dang it Dave
[23:02] <`Davery> We flew together?
[23:02] <Kerensky> jan, you poor soul
[23:02] *** Cay-Qel is now known as GhostElvn
[23:02] <Kerensky> you will be dying first mission, because your wingman's arthritis kicked in
[23:02] * Jan-lo hits Kirghy's respawn button
[23:02] <Jan-lo> rofl
[23:02] *** GhostKirg is now known as Kirghy
[23:02] <Kirghy> lol
[23:02] *** GhostElvn is now known as GhostCay
[23:03] <Tag> The senility, too.

#1164 (4) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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<`Kaz> Did Mike ever leave?
<`Kaz> Seems like he just spends his days making up a new name
<`Davery> lol
<`Kaz> You havent noticed?
<`Davery> heh.. GheyMon
<`Kaz> Every single day it's a new one
<`Davery> Yeah, I have noticed
<`Davery> It's a subtle way for him and Los to f*ck
<`Kaz> I mean, Im giving it a week before Rahj walks in on them
<`Davery> rofl
<`Davery> And Wyvern appears out of nowhere to threaten him with MoJ charges
<Kirghy> lol
<`Kaz> ...I laughed so hard at that
<`Kaz> couldnt.....stop...laughing
<`Davery> As did we all
<`Kaz> Just the idea of Rahj happily going about his business on IRC, and BAM
<`Kaz> There's Wyvern getting it on
<Depharic> Heh
<`Davery> I still don't understand why he entered that channel anyway
<`Kaz> I bet he screamed like a girl <`Kaz> Running away to Subway
<`Davery> "Oh look, I whoised Wyvern and he's in some suspicious channel called '#ICYBERWITHALTA' maybe I'll go in!"
<`Kaz> The rant Wyvern gave was even better
<`Davery> Yes.. I got the rant in its entirety. He made a special plea to me to restrain Rahj. I think I just encouraged him to make fun of them more.
<`Davery> Yes, I was a just FC
<`Kaz> Kind of like when I was mocking those EH ambassadors
<`Davery> rofl
<Depharic> 'restrain' Rahj?
<`Davery> B-I-n-G-O
<`Kaz> Much as I may dislike Rahj at times, that was classic
<`Kaz> Why do people insist on coming to IRC to pretend to f*ck
<Depharic> Lack of IRL pussy?
<`Kaz> commas aren't that erotic
<`Davery> I hope not
<`Davery> All we need to do is be accidentally turning on Shik or something
<Depharic> Heh
<`Kaz> rofl

#1176 () - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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#1179 () - Posted by RA Himm El-Syna
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<Akar> And now, laddies and gents, we'd like to introduce our next in men's cologne! The sweat and stuff that Columbus once..uh, sweated, is now mixed in a ottle! I present..Christopher Cologne!!! :P
<Himm> lol
<Cay-Qel> lol
<Cephy> nother lol
<Cephy> *another
<`Entropy> Very nice job Chrys. You made Ceph and Himm's English look good :P
<Cay-Qel> lol
<Himm> ROFL
<Cephy> LAMO
<`Entropy> Lamo?

#1180 (2) - Posted by CMDR Dex Bogart
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*Kenni has join #RgF
*Cay-Qel has left #RgF
Kenni has left #RgF
<RS_Talon> we should take that revolving door off the entrance to #RgF

#1181 (1) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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<Kirghy> I was kinda cruel on the SWFC board. Some SV guy said they were going to kill the RS.
<Kirghy> My response: ::looks at the ORWII results::
<Kirghy> Well, you gotta beat us in something.
<Kirghy> ;)
<Lizzicah> now they're going to call us cheaters again Kirghy
<Lizzicah> Look what you've gone and done
<Kirghy> heh
<Kirghy> Hey, at least I winked at the end of it.
<Lizzicah> That means they'll call you a child molestor too then
* Kirghy shrugs
<Lizzicah> oh, that happens often?
<Lizzicah> :P
<Kirghy> not at all.
<Kirghy> I just don't care.
<Kirghy> I leave child molestation to Michael Jackson.

#1182 (1) - Posted by CPT Chrys Cortan
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<Cephisus> I understood me :P

#1184 (2) - Posted by LCL DashClone
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<Capn-mak> how do i suck?
<Cherin> you just do.
<Capn-mak> uh..huh ok
-!- Cherin [~sharon.ke@pc1-cmbg1-6-cust87.cmbg.cable.ntl.com] has quit [Read error: EOF from client]
<Anarky> well.... you place the thing you want to suck in your mouth, then you close your lips real tight and inhale through your mouth with your lips closed

#1185 (2) - Posted by CPT Chrys Cortan
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<TehEntro> HA! I'm the only one allowed in #entropy's_pants :P <TehLicah> #entropy's_pants unable to join channel (channel is full) <TehEntro> My pants are VERY full.

#1186 (3) - Posted by CPT Chrys Cortan
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<TehEntro> Party in #entropy's_pants!
<TehEntro> nooooooooo! Get out of my pants!
* MehJohn has joined #entropy's_pants!
<TehSconn> Hah, MAKE ME GET OUT OF YOUR PAnTS.
* MehJohn is now known as TehJohn
* TehSconn was kicked by TehEntro (K doke)

#1187 (2) - Posted by CPT Chrys Cortan
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* Spades has quit IRC (Quit: *ring ring* "hello?" "hi, how are you" "oh i'm just fine" *click*)
<Sconn> Ah, the story of Licah's sex life.

#1188 (2) - Posted by CMDR John Leelsabs
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<Galon> i give up
<Spades> thats the spirit

#1189 (1) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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<Randalf> Los as... Losolas / Giz as... Aragiz Elassar / Randy as... Randalf / Borsk as... Borskomir / Raven as... Ravvin Took / Jensen as... Jensenwise Gamgee / Cay as... Caymli / Davin as... Chet Baggins / Poc as... Poccie Brandy[Censored Word] <Randalf> That's the Fellow[Censored Word] of the Ring :P

#1191 (2) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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*** `Rode has joined #rs_bar_and_grill <ChrysSWFC> "Hey baby, Im Captain Mak" *** `Rode has quit IRC (*.net *.split)

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