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#1194 (2) - Posted by COL Cephisus Balder
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<Horn_Semi> where do you live himm?
<Himm> no, then I would have asked about "I'll be back"
<Himm> norway
<Horn_Semi> what's the main language there?
<Himm> norwegian
<Himm> weird language
<Horn_Semi> I wondered if there was a norwegian language
<Cephisus> Tengo un mal presentimiento=I have a bad feeling about this
<Himm> there is
<Himm> ah!
<Horn_Semi> I only ask because I'm having problems reading through your conversation with ceph :P
<Himm> lol
<Cephisus> lol
<Himm> you want me to speak norwegian, not english?
<Horn_Semi> I dunno...mebbe I'll be able to understand you better :P

#1169 (4) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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[22:34] <`Kaz> That book was almost as bad as Darksaber
[22:34] <Kirghy> lol
[22:34] <`Davery> LOL
[22:34] <`Davery> nothing was quite as bad as Darksaber, however
[22:34] <`Kaz> no...
[22:35] <Kirghy> I love the fact that they mention the fact that the Ssi'ruk debris are "hot" but that never comes into play.
[22:35] <`Kaz> With KJA and his "thousands and thousands" of tie bombers on an SSD
[22:35] <Kerensky> Heh
[22:35] <`Kaz> Or the VSD fighters
[22:35] <Kerensky> didnt you know?
[22:35] <`Kaz> Swarming around at high speed
[22:35] <`Davery> Or the cloaked ultra mega Super Star Destroyer
[22:35] <Kerensky> it was the Super Bomber Carrier Star Destroyer.
[22:35] <`Kaz> not cloaked
[22:35] <`Kaz> It had invisible paint
[22:35] <Kirghy> o.O
[22:35] <`Kaz> All the VSDs were painted red
[22:35] <Kirghy> I'm glad I havent' read that one.
[22:36] <`Kaz> And 70 of them attacked 12 ISDs like fighters
[22:36] <`Pluto> damn them for stealing my ideas!
[22:36] <`Davery> lol
[22:36] <Kerensky> Whoosh!
[22:36] <`Davery> Swooping in and firing like crazy
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[22:36] <`Davery> They went so fast the ISD's couldn't even target them
[22:36] <Kerensky> Those old rickety ships are fast, you know
[22:36] <`Kaz> I f*cking hate KJA
[22:36] <`Kaz> He's what's wrong with books in general, SW or not
[22:36] <Kerensky> heh..
[22:37] <`Kaz> Does it take that long to read a technical readout or two?
[22:37] <Kerensky> Dont forget that one series of his, the jedi apprentice training sh*t series.
[22:37] <`Davery> apparently it does
[22:37] <`Kaz> Im not even touching the whole "Hutt builds a death star but it's not really a deathstar just the laser part"
[22:37] <Kerensky> I found that book funny.
[22:37] <Kerensky> I mean..litttle rodents stealing the death star plans?
[22:38] <`Davery> rofl
[22:38] <`Davery> not really a deathstar
[22:38] <`Davery> And that one scientist guy that they kept kiling
[22:38] <`Kaz> With bugs
[22:38] <Kerensky> from a heavily guarded computer. which just happened to be in like some sorta senate building....even though anyone with an ounce of sense wouldnt keep files that sensitive in such a place?
[22:38] <Kerensky> Poor Bevel.
[22:39] <Kerensky> I actually felt sorry for that character.
[22:39] <Kerensky> "you screwed up. Time to die" "Sh*t, not again"
[22:39] <`Davery> Of course there was also brain-in-jar monks
[22:39] <Kerensky> those were in RotJ though.
[22:39] <Kerensky> well..for about 2 seconds
[22:39] <Kirghy> yeah, but they're cannon.
[22:40] <Kerensky> Of course..I suppose kyp wasnt so bad.
[22:40] <Kerensky> I mean, a jedi who blew up a few star systems?
[22:40] <Kirghy> lol
[22:40] <Kerensky> just cause he was an angsty teen?
[22:40] <Kerensky> hey, sounds cool to me.
[22:40] <`Pluto> give me a weapon powerful enough and i'd be tempted
[22:40] <Kerensky> ..except for the whole part of using the force to pull the ship out of yavin
[22:40] <`Davery> in RotJ there was one spider liek thing that LOOKED like it had a jar on it
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[22:41] <`Davery> not a whole community of monks :P
[22:41] <`Pluto> 'specially if i was all angsty
[22:41] <Kerensky> that was stupid.
[22:41] <`Kaz> ....Im not....going to....start on...the sun crusher
[22:41] <`Kaz> Im just....not
[22:41] <`Kaz> when a death star chased it
[22:41] <Kerensky> ....true. A death star chasing it..
[22:41] <Kerensky> that was a little..far fetched.
[22:41] <Vendzor> ..?
[22:41] <Kerensky> we're ripping on KJA, vender
[22:41] <Vendzor> When did that happen?
[22:42] <Vendzor> He's an ass.
[22:42] <Kirghy> 'nuff said
[22:42] <Kerensky> Thank you, you are welcome to the conversation now
[22:42] <Vendzor> He had a DS chasing..wait..the fact that he had a DS at all..
[22:42] <`Kaz> Yeah
[22:42] <`Kaz> It was a secret unfinished one
[22:42] <Kerensky> And a whole secret labratory.
[22:42] <Vendzor> Riiiight.
[22:42] <`Kaz> Stolen from a lab in the middle of a bunch of black holes
[22:43] <`Kaz> See, the sun crusher tricked the death star into falling in one
[22:43] <`Kaz> Then it sped away from the black hole
[22:43] <`Kaz> Cause you know, that's perfectly logical
[22:43] <Vendzor> lol
[22:43] <Kerensky> Yeah.
[22:43] <`Kaz> They f*cking bend time
[22:43] <`Kaz> But a spaceship can run away
[22:43] <Kerensky> doesnt matter that at those ranges, they all should have been burnt crispy by the radiation
[22:43] <`Kaz> Oh
[22:44] <`Kaz> Dont forget the sun crusher has invincible armor
[22:44] <`Kaz> And the death star can shoot it
[22:44] <Vendzor> rofl
[22:44] <Kerensky> ...I think the whole ramming through a star destroyer was cool thoguh.
[22:44] <Kerensky> ..of course, i find it hard to believe that didnt tear every weapon off the ship, as well as ruin the launcher.
[22:45] <`Kaz> Course not
[22:45] <`Kaz> It's got QUAnTUM ARMOR
[22:45] <`Kaz> Which is InVInCIBLE
[22:45] <Kerensky> Yeah. He DID ride out a supernova..
[22:45] <Kerensky> didnt he have the door open?
[22:45] <Kirghy> lol
[22:46] <Kerensky> survived a supernova..with the door open.

#1195 (2) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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<MrTracey> The dead man apparently replied to an advertisement posted on the Internet, prosecutors said. One newspaper said it read: "Seeking young, well-built 18- to 30-year-old for slaughter."
* Deltan is now known as DeltBRB
<MrTracey> Who the hell answers an ad like that
<Kerensky> Kazzzzzz

#1196 (2) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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<Sair-semi> Touch me and you'll lose it :P
<Deltan> I'm married. It's as good as lost. :P

#1197 (2) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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<`Raandu> hmmm
<`Raandu> before I go I should do something "raanduish"
* `Raandu ponders
<`JK_Rich> heh
* `Raandu violates Shik

#1198 (1) - Posted by VA Gavin Cantorph Kravis
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<Eliastra> yeah but with a beer, you get all your daily calories in one can
<Eliastra> its like liquid pork chop

#1200 (1) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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<LCable> Kyle hates being the bitch that everyone kicks in the balls
<`Kyle> Haha! Cast iron balls
<`Kyle> You sick son of a bitch
<`Kyle> Why would you even ask me that
<LCable> You're the one with iron balls
<`Kyle> You're some kind of damned weirdo
* Jensen sticks high powered magnet across the room and watches as Kyle is dragged across by his balls.
<LCable> I didn't tell you to go dip your balls in cast iron
<`Kyle> He's one of those
<`Kyle> The creepy kid who stares at all the other boys after PE
<LCable> Are you sure?
<LCable> Then aren't you one of those
<`Kyle> I'm never wrong
<LCable> The kid that has to wear a cup during PE so his shorts don't split because of his heavy cast-iron balls
<`Kyle> I KnEW YOU WERE LOOKInG!

#1201 (0) - Posted by COL Tech Krill
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<KirgPACK> Jan! Throw the ball!
<LCable> JAn!
<LCable> Don't go AFK on us!
<LCable> nOT nOW!
* TechKrill nails Jan and strips her
<TechKrill> LOL!
<TechKrill> of the ball!
<Jan-lo> ......
<LCable> Ew...
* Kerensky facepalms

#1202 (0) - Posted by COL Tech Krill
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* COL_Gab pets his @ and grins evilly

#1203 (-3) - Posted by COL Tech Krill
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* COL_Gab stuffs the Death Star through Cable's wang
<TechKrill> Ooh...that's gonna hurt...

#1206 (3) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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[08:00] *** Andy_Skyw (~Andy@a107d19.elisa.omakaista.fi) has joined #ibg
[08:00] <Andy_Skyw> hi all!
[08:01] <`Jester> ugggg, leave you disgustingly cheerful person. It's too early for that sort of happiness
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#1183 (0) - Posted by CPT Chrys Cortan
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<RS_Gizmo> me too
* LCL_Randy sets mode: +b *!*user@*.in-addr.btopenworld.com
* RS_Gizmo was kicked by LCL_Randy (FLOODInG - 8 lines in 3 sec(s). 30 second ban.)
<`Kyle> nah, general is boring
<Owain> I've been CMDR for so long it's funny. :P
* LCL_Randy sets mode: -b *!*user@*.in-addr.btopenworld.com
<LCL_Randy> ...
<LCL_Randy> what the [Censored Word] was that

five seconds later...

- 8 lines in 3 sec(s). 30 second ban.)
* LCL_Randy sets mode: -b *!*user@*.in-addr.btopenworld.com
<Akar> ROFL
<LCL_Randy> ...WHAT THE [Censored Word]!?

five seconds later...

<RS_Gizmo> !op
* LCL_Randy sets mode: +b *!*user@*.in-addr.btopenworld.com
* RS_Gizmo was kicked by LCL_Randy (FLOODInG - 8 lines in 3 sec(s). 30 second ban.)
<LCL_Randy> Hmmm
<CPT_Raven> ROFLMAO!
* LCL_Randy sets mode: -b *!*user@*.in-addr.btopenworld.com

#1207 (1) - Posted by COL Tech Krill
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* TechKrill starts bopping all ppl in the DOW 'cept Chrys. "FLY the DOW TOD!"
<TechKrill> it's due on the 7th
<Chrys> Ill bop my own ppl :P
* `Entropy removes Tech with a spatula and deposits him in the trash.
<TechBRB> i am nOT a COOKIE!
* TechBRB climbs out of the trash
* `Entropy pushes Tech back down into the trash and locks the lid.
* TechBRB bangs on the lid. "FLY THE ITOD!"
* `Entropy soundproofs the garbage can.
* TechKrill pulls out the walkie talkie to the hidden speaker in the lounge. "nice try...FLY THE ITOD!"
* `Entropy turns on the ECM
<TechKrill> ...
* TechKrill pouts that he forgot his lightsaber
* TechKrill starts using the Force to put the thought of flying the ITOD into people's minds...

#1208 (3) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<`Xander`> wb, Gizzy...again
<RS_Gizmo> heh
<RS_Gizmo> ty
<`Xander`> get another post up! :-P
<RS_Gizmo> k m8
*** RS_Gizmo is now known as Elf|CS
* `Xander` facepalms
<`Xander`> I tell him to do something...he goes and plays CS again....

#1209 (2) - Posted by LCM Spyder Singh
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<LCL_Randy> Interesting family :P
<LCL_Randy> Daddy Satan, Mommy Concubine, Baby Anti-Christ, and Uncle Death :P <Dareesha> And Uncle CUnT SPILL! <LCL_Randy> and Aunt Raven! :P<MAJ_Raven> I can see the baby in like first grade... someone makes a mistake on a spelling test (You are gonna die Sean) and him standing up yelling: "YOU CUnT SPILL! HA HA HA! YOU CUnT SPILL!"

#1210 (1) - Posted by LCM Spyder Singh
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<LCL_Randy> So, lets see what kind of [Censored Word] Little Spypoc will get from his uncles
<LCL_Randy> "Ya know that kid that's annoying you? Here's a sword, go have fun." </Death>
<LCL_Randy> "Whuts he goona douche?" </Cunt Spill>
<LCL_Randy> "BLOW HIM UP!" </Raven> :P
<MAJ_Raven> "now, this is how you can make a Furby, a radio, and your hair...into a high explosive device." </Me>

#1211 (-1) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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<Codyman> break out the burritos folks, fold those tacos....it's a cum fiesta! YEEHAW!

#1212 () - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<Codyman> isn't that that french elephant? <Codyman> they ones that where clothes and have like a well functioning society? <Codyman> the

#1213 (4) - Posted by FA Danny "David Lee Japan" Qatar
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<Glytch_> Hell with this. I'm gonna go buy a box of rabbit food and pour it over the side of a bridge. Later.

#1214 (3) - Posted by FA Licah Fox
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<RS-Gizmo> Dave - lemme give you a brief summary of UK's ww2 efforts - Dunkirk, expiditionary force sent out to meat the Germans. <Daverduki> ..you guys sent a force to meat the Germans? :P <`Entropy> HUGE amounts of handjobs

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