[12:41pm] «LCL_Randy» Dude, I just thought of the perfect form of bio-terrorism.
[12:41pm] «LCL_Randy» Genital herpes in the water supply.
[12:41pm] «@Sconn» Just go stick your wang in a watertower.
<LCL_Randy> Aliens live in my pants
<`Spyder> Poor Aliens.
<LCL_Randy> They actually enjoy it.
<`Spyder> You must've drugged them.
<LCL_Randy> Occasionally they probe my anus at inappropiate times.
* Jan-lo swats Tech with a large hydrospanner
<TechKrill> ow!
<TechKrill> is that a hydrospanner or are you just happy to see me?
<Jan-lo> *whack, whack*
<TechKrill> love taps, right? :)
<Jan-lo> *WHACK*
*** BGn_GAb has joined #ibg*** X sets mode: +o BGn_GAb <Mystic--> can't relax... i'm in fear of the large amounts of email from academy when i get my email fixed <Himm> lol <Himm> hey again Gab <BGn_GAb> hey. *** Himm is now known as GabsBabe <GabsBabe> sweetie? <BGn_GAb> ...omfg. <Mystic--> lol * BGn_GAb facepalms <DevAzza> heh <GabsBabe> you wanna play? * GabsBabe blinks at Gab * GabsBabe walks over to Gab, and starts caressing him, hoping to wake him up again <Mystic--> ... * Mystic-- turns around so he can't see * GabsBabe notices Mystic's cute butt <DevAzza> lol <BGn_GAb> ....rofl * Mystic-- starts moving in circles * BGn_GAb kicks Himm in the balls "stop doing that" :P <GabsBabe> you wants to dance, Mystic? <Mystic--> g2g... *** Mystic-- has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <DevAzza> rofl <BGn_GAb> heh <BGn_GAb> poor little scared thing <GabsBabe> yes *** Horn_AFK has joined #ibg <BGn_GAb> now Himm... harass Kell! :P * GabsBabe sobs a little over Gabs lack of enthusiasm <DevAzza> heh * GabsBabe looks around <GabsBabe> hmmmmm *** GabsBabe is now known as DevsHoney <DevsHoney> Devvie boy? <DevAzza> I knew it <DevAzza> damnt <DevsHoney> yohoo <BGn_GAb> mwhahaha. :P <BGn_GAb> it's everybody's turn after all,. * DevsHoney sits down besides Dev <DevAzza> O_o <DevsHoney> uhm, you cute little thing, may I sit on your lap? <DevAzza> erm no thx * DevsHoney fiddles with Devs left knee <DevAzza> hmmmmm <DevsHoney> liked that <DevsHoney> didn't you <DevAzza> erm <DevsHoney> :o <BGn_GAb> lol, man <BGn_GAb> it's so funny when you're not the one to be laughed at :P <DevsHoney> Deviemyman, you're so quiet...anything wrong? *** `Pluto has joined #ibg <Deltan> Remind me to never visit Himm... <DevAzza> erm <DevAzza> lol <DevsHoney> :) <BGn_GAb> Pluto! Himm! Engage! :P <DevsHoney> no Gab, I want Devvieboy all for myself <DevAzza> damn it <BGn_GAb> sorry Dev, I tried my best to save you :P * DevsHoney sobs a little. "Why can't Gab like me? I mean, it's him I'm really after..." *** BGn_GAb is now known as Himmswife <DevsHoney> yay <DevAzza> yes reeinforcements <Himmswife> now, where is this husband of mine? <DevsHoney> ROFL * Himmswife starts looking for Himm's tobacco to seize it *** DevsHoney is now known as Himm <DevAzza> PUH <Himmswife> here! <Himm> ouch <Himm> this was an unexpected turn * Himmswife shines her badge stating she's high counsellor or something innorway's goverment for Health and all <Himm> but, I like the thought of having Gab for my wife <Himm> :) <Himmswife> ... AW! *** Himmswife is now known as BGn_GAb <Himm> buuu <BGn_GAb> I'm sorry guys, he defeated me. :P <BGn_GAb> also I don't like the idea of getting disconned now and appear here tomorrow with my nick being "Himmswife"
[14:08] * Cephisus pokes Deltan with a finger
[14:08] <Cephisus> he's dead
[14:08] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:08] * RS_Jag kicks deltan
[14:09] * RS_Jag slaps Deltan around a bit with a large trout
[14:09] <RS_Jag> yep...
[14:09] * Cephisus drugs Deltan and dresses him like a member of the Village People, then forces him to dance "Macho Man" in a bar full of gays.
[14:09] <RS_Jag> he's dead...
[14:09] <RS_Jag> if he's not, he will be... :p
[14:09] <Cephisus> All of us will be
[14:09] <Cephisus> except me! :P
[14:10] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:10] <Cephisus> I'm GOD
[14:10] <RS_Jag> no ur not
[14:10] <RS_Jag> u have to be FC to be god
[14:10] <Cephisus> Yes, I'm GOD and Himm is my wife
[14:10] <Cephisus> :P
[14:10] <RS_Jag> oooh
[14:14] * BGn_GAb has joined #ibg
[14:14] * X sets mode: +o BGn_GAb
[14:14] * HimmCAR is now known as CephsWife
[14:14] <CephsWife> hehe
[14:14] <BGn_GAb> .....!!!???
[14:14] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:15] <RS_Jag> never mind, dear...
[14:15] <BGn_GAb> omg!
[14:15] <RS_Jag> go to bed ;)
[14:15] <CephsWife> nope
[14:15] <Cephisus> hello honeyI want to be hermafordite, I would feel two kind of orgasms, wow it would be amazing
[14:15] <CephsWife> I'm making dinner for Ceph
[14:15] <Cephisus> AAHHHHH
[14:15] <CephsWife> right
[14:15] * Deltan wakes up
[14:15] <Deltan> Somebody need me?
[14:15] <CephsWife> we all do
[14:15] <RS_Jag> he's not dead!
[14:15] <BGn_GAb> ... ew, ew, ew Delt
[14:15] <BGn_GAb> wrong sentence to choose
[14:16] <BGn_GAb> not right now :P
[14:16] <Cephisus> heh
[14:16] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:16] <Deltan> You may have a point...
[14:16] * CephsWife cleans Cephs house
[14:16] * CephsWife then goes on to wash all Cephs clothes
[14:16] <Deltan> This is absolutely twisted.
[14:16] <Cephisus> OK honey, but you will sleep in an different bed tonight
[14:17] <CephsWife> no!!!
[14:17] <RS_Jag> roflol
[14:17] <RS_Jag> is somebody logging this?
[14:17] <BGn_GAb> lol
[14:17] <Deltan> I log everything.
[14:17] <Cephisus> heh
[14:17] * CephsWife finishes the dinner
[14:17] <BGn_GAb> make sure this ends up in the Quotes DB.
[14:17] <CephsWife> Ceph, darling, dinner is ready!!
[14:18] <Cephisus> Mmmmm.... it smells very well
[14:18] <CephsWife> thanks, sweatheart
[14:18] <Cephisus> Just a question baby!
[14:18] <Deltan> This is just wrong... on so many levels.
[14:19] * CephsWife gets Cephs slippers and the newspaper
[14:19] <BGn_GAb> heh
[14:19] <Cephisus> ops my girlfriend is comming
[14:19] <Cephisus> bbl
[14:19] <BGn_GAb> LOL
[14:19] * CephsWife gets jealous
[14:19] <Cephisus> seriously!!!!!!!!
[14:19] <CephsWife> bye, honey
[14:19] <RS_Jag> roflol
[14:19] <BGn_GAb> you don't want to say that to your wife, ya stoopid b!tch!
[14:20] <BGn_GAb> and "comming" was a very wrong typo to make right now...
[14:20] <CephsWife> I may be stupid, but I'm ... delicious
[14:20] <BGn_GAb> what were you thinking of? :P
[14:20] * RS_Jag slaps Cephisus around a bit with a large trout
[14:20] <CephsWife> oh no, that trout was tomorrow's dinner
[14:20] <CephsWife> you ruined it
[14:21] <BGn_GAb> lol
[14:21] * RS_Jag brushes off the trout
[14:21] <CephsWife> Ceph is going to be mad at you
[14:21] * RS_Jag spits on it to make it shiny
[14:21] <RS_Jag> there...
[14:21] <RS_Jag> never tell the difference
[14:21] <CephsWife> well...guess you're right
[14:21] * CephsWife places the trout safely in the refrigerator
[14:22] <BGn_GAb> remind me never to accept having supper with you two.
[14:22] <Deltan> Good call
[14:23] * CephsWife looks at Ceph and his "girlfriend"
[14:23] * CephsWife wonders if Gab wants a wife...
[14:23] * RS_Jag has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[14:23] * RS_Jag has joined #ibg
[14:23] <Deltan> Run Gab, RUn!!!!!
[14:23] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:23] <CephsWife> Gab, dear?
[14:23] <CephsWife> yohoo?
[14:24] <BGn_GAb> Um, I have too many already, really.
[14:24] * CephsWife is now known as GabsWife
[14:24] <RS_Jag> ooooh
[14:24] <Cephisus> hey I'm whatching!!!!
[14:24] <RS_Jag> this is wrong
[14:24] <GabsWife> ooops
[14:24] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:24] * GabsWife is now known as CephsWife
[14:24] <BGn_GAb> I'm uh... Muslim. Yeah Muslim. Tired of wives. Don't want any other. Really.
[14:24] * RS_Jag is confused
[14:24] <Cephisus> Honey I want to get divorcied
[14:24] <CephsWife> anything, Cephy my dear?
[14:24] * RS_Jag is REALLY confused
[14:24] * BGn_GAb considers running
[14:24] * RS_Jag goes & consults logs
[14:24] <CephsWife> oh no, you'll break my heart
[14:25] * CephsWife sobs
[14:25] <Cephisus> Ive fallen in love with other girl
[14:25] <Cephisus> furthermore you're hairy
[14:25] * CephsWife sobs more, then gets the trout from the refrigerator
[14:25] * RS_Jag gags
[14:25] <CephsWife> hairy? me?
[14:26] <RS_Jag> that trout is messed up
[14:26] * CephsWife eats the trout herself
[14:26] * RS_Jag pukes
[14:26] * CephsWife turns pale, then faints out and dies
[14:26] <Cephisus> well, I've got to go
[14:26] <Cephisus> nooooooooooooooooooooo
[14:26] <BGn_GAb> make up your mind, you... sick bastard :P
[14:26] * Cephisus sicides
[14:26] <Cephisus> *suicides
[14:26] <RS_Jag> need to be more convincing
[14:26] * CephsWife is now known as Himm
[14:26] <BGn_GAb> oh no, he sicided.
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: deleting Himm's mind
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert new orders
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert mind
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert dog's mind
<Ceph-AWAY> Himm! say woof!
<Ceph-AWAY> Intput: deleting Dan's mind
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert new orders
*** `Dan is now known as `DanTV
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert woman's mind
<Ceph-AWAY> Error, Error!!!
<Wessy_AFK> lol
<Wessy_AFK> he's scared now :p
<HimmAFK> be right there, just a smoke first
<BGn_GAb> no no no Himm
<BGn_GAb> you don't want me to write /nick Himmswife again
<BGn_GAb> :P
<HimmAFK> uhm...
*** nils (nils@adsl-137-208-bs2.tiscali.ch) has joined #ibg
<BGn_GAb> no sh!t, perhaps he does want
<BGn_GAb> I withdraw that comment :P
*** HimmAFK is now known as GabsBabe
<BGn_GAb> awwwwwwwwwww stupid me
<GabsBabe> better this way
*** Licah is now known as GabsGuy
<BGn_GAb> AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<GabsBabe> LOL
* GabsGuy snuggles with Gab
*** BGn_GAb is now known as ImnotGab
<ImnotGab> whoever
<GabsBabe> hey, he's mine!!!
<ImnotGab> but not me! :P
<Horn_AFK> heh
* GabsBabe looks at GabsGuy: "Cute!"
* GabsGuy poses
<Sconn> http://www.rebelsquadrons.org/oob/browse.php?craftID=5 <---Speaking of phallicness...the RS Flagship kinda looks like a dildo.
<Kelric> I doubt many women would like that in their vagina
*** Kicks (chris@12-221-224-83.client.insightBB.com) has joined #rs_bar_and_grill
<BGn_GAb> wow
<BGn_GAb> if that's Chris!
* BGn_GAb RUnS! :P
<Ceph-AWAY> Chris hello
<Kicks> hi
<Kicks> whats up
<BGn_GAb> nothing really.
<BGn_GAb> Uh yep. Exams.
<BGn_GAb> But nothing really.
<Kicks> then why the wow when i came in
* BGn_GAb watches the sheer volume of paper in the shape of a book he has at his side... P. A. Tipler, Physics for science and technology, volume 2... which means volume 1 is around somewhere, and the sheer volume of paper is acutally twice that of the book
<BGn_GAb> ...ew
<BGn_GAb> which means I should be studying :P
<Triani> Then get cracking. :P
<Kicks> ok so did anyone actualy need me for anything
<BGn_GAb> mmmm no :P
<Kicks> ok
<Kicks> see ya
*** Kicks (chris@12-221-224-83.client.insightBB.com) Quit (Quit)
<BGn_GAb> ...heh
<BGn_GAb> Ok let's see if this works...
<BGn_GAb> Ceph, I don't need you either. You can go. :P
* BGn_GAb looks at his watch, then at Ceph
*** Ceph-AWAY (~cefiso@80-26-50-238.uc.nombres.ttd.es) has left #rs_bar_and_grill
<Cephisus> Gab, you're lagged
<Himm> very much so
<Cephisus> lol
<Himm> nice to not be the lagged one
<Cephisus> I asked that 5 min ago :p
<Cephisus> yeah Himm
<Himm> :)
* Foxly spanks Gab.
<Gab_LOA> ...
<Gab_LOA> am I lagged?
-> [#ibg] PInG
<Gab_LOA> sh!t.
<Foxly> ......that thing
<Himm> he is lagged...
<Cephisus> lol, he's talking alone!!! LOL
<Himm> LOL
<Foxly> I'm good!
<Foxly> 52 mph!
<Foxly> heh, awesome
[Foxly:#ibg PInG]
<Cephisus> Stop That! I'm gonna kick him, perhaps when he joinf again he won't be so lagged
<Foxly> He'll realize it in like
<Foxly> 2 minutes :P
<Cephisus> heh
<Cephisus> ok
<Himm> this mean we can say a lot of ... things about Gab, and then run away, and we will be long gone when he sees it, and unable to catch up on us. Cool!!!
<Cephisus> LOL
* Foxly humps Gab.
<Cephisus> everytime Gab writes sopmething I start laughing!! lol
<Himm> lol
-Himm- Pinging me, eh? Go ping yourself.
-Cephisus- I like it, yeah! Yeah! YEAH! Ping me MORE! :P
(note: I had like 3 minutes lag actually :P)
