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#1259 (1) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<DevAzza> I'm always happy when I can touch myself :P

#1260 (-1) - Posted by LCM Kell Horn
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* Davin doesnt particularly want to be known for giving good head.
<LCL_Randy> I hear your wife is pretty good at that... not like you'd know, eh? :-P
<Davin> actually... :P

#1261 (2) - Posted by MGN Alexander Kerensky
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<Daryus> anyone here know if the fleet passwords have been changed?
<Kerensky> YES!
<Kerensky> the passwords HAVE been changed
<Daryus> okay, so I contact Ent or Sconn for the new one, right?
<Kerensky> no, you contact Ronin
<Kerensky> he owns the RS now
<Daryus> okay...
<Daryus> His email listed somewhere?

#1262 (1) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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* `T left his nuts in his locker
<Vendajin> Good thing.
<`T> well one of them at least
<`T> i keep them away from each other
<`T> they get jealous

#1263 (1) - Posted by COL Aidyn Wolfwood
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<`Kaz> My scientific research has concluded that Ronin is also a type of herpes
<`Kaz> I mean...look at the facts
<`Kaz> He wont go away
<`Kaz> Just like herpes
<`Kaz> From time to time he just flares up and causes a lot of pain
<`Kaz> Just like herpes
<Shikizzle> And he's funny, as long as you don't have to deal with him personally
* Kel-Sing has joined #rs_bar_and_grill
* Kel-Sing is now known as Kelron
<`Kaz> So.....
<`Kaz> How do you link the sex part
* Kelron very slowly whipes the drool from his lips
<Kelron> OH MY F*CKInG GOD!

#1264 (0) - Posted by FA Danny "David Lee Japan" Qatar
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<Codyman> It's a good thing you've learned latin. Because when the undead people of long dead empires rise again to take over the world, you'll be able to talk to them as they eat your brains

#1265 (7) - Posted by FA Danny "David Lee Japan" Qatar
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<Codyman> I was just kicking people out of my squadron for being cocksuckers and they gave me a medal of honor

#1266 (-2) - Posted by FA Danny "David Lee Japan" Qatar
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<Shikizzle> well if you gotta be up in an asshole, what better than your own?

#1268 () - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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* `Caledor is now known as MikenAKED
* `Tyro feels like doing a char sim..
<LCL_Randy> ...hmmm
<LCL_Randy> Mike gets naked, Ty wants to sim...
<`Tyro> That's a signal for you to join in. :)
<`Tyro> or..
* `Tyro shuts up, as he realises what he just said..
<MikenAKED> heh...hehehe
<LCL_Randy> ...lol
* `Tyro avoids the sim room for now..

#1269 (2) - Posted by LCM Kell Horn
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<`Davery> Imagine this guy walking out of the store naked with a poop-smeared ass <`Davery> ..actually, don't imagine that

#1271 (2) - Posted by COL Cay-Qel "Pyro" Jade
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* `Spyder considers going to bed...
<Cay-Qel> Out of my bed, Spyder
<Cay-Qel> er...wtf
<Cay-Qel> *mind
<Cay-Qel> Out of my mind
<`Spyder> rofl!

#1272 (3) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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<`Zombie> You also told me you were male!
<Licah> Sorry honey
<Licah> These things happen

#1273 (3) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<`Randy> I wanna be RS Information Minister if I ever come back, Rahj
<Toran> What would the RS need one for? "The roster database is working fine! There are no problems with it!"? :P
<RS_Gizmo> "Han solo was not captured by the empire! he just went on a short vacation, mainly to show his contempt for the imperialistic dogs!
<RS_Gizmo> "
<`Randy> "Shik did not have sexual relations with that intern, Licah."
<Shikizzle> there's an intern I'd like to be having sexual relations with... rawr...
<Toran> You want to have sex with Licah?

#1274 (0) - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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<Dorsk> Cay, come comp stomp with us!
<Zak-SCBW> He's busy getting cyber poon from shan
<Cay-Qel> nah, just talkin'
<Zak-SCBW> so that's what you call it now a days "talkn'", I'm on to your secret code :P
<Dorsk> So what's 'busy'?
<Zak-SCBW> wanking :P
<Cay-Qel> Busy was five minutes ago.
<Zak-SCBW> ...
<Zak-SCBW> Cay, go wash your hands and come on :P
<Dorsk> Use soap please.
<Cay-Qel> I washed my hands 4 minutes ago. :-P
<Dorsk> Do it again.

#1275 (-3) - Posted by COL Cay-Qel "Pyro" Jade
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<Ciredik> MrPrank113: hi babe *** Ciredik Quit (Quit: Your pants.. you will not need them.)

#1277 (3) - Posted by LCL Jagged Drayson
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<Lance_KO> <<I hate being unconcious. I can't do anything rediculous:P>>
<Jagged_15> «truer words were never spoken»

#1285 (-1) - Posted by COL Daemon Jorval
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Sconn: Hey, I'll only be in a burrito if it's being rammed into a filthy whore.

#1287 (1) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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*** Cephisus sets Topic to 'May the Force be with that thing I got between my legs' ***

#1288 (-2) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<Licah> you should go for FC, Gab :P
<DevAzza> yeah vote Gab :)
<Licah> we could move to www.catalansquadrons.org

#1289 (6) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<Deltan> I'm half German and half Mexican. That means I want to take over the world but I'm too lazy to do anything about it.

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