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#1290 (0) - Posted by COL Aidyn Wolfwood
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<Sair-semi> Alright then, Jorval wants Kaz to go masturbate. Thats great :P
<Jorval> well, i honestly quit drinking a year and a half ago, so I'll pass...
<Jorval> I try to help out Sair...I'm a giver...the Masturbation Samaritan if you will...
<Jorval> oh sh*t...that came out way f*cking wrong...

#1280 (2) - Posted by LCM Spyder Singh
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<Firan> BTW: DC, your joystick still broke?
<DashClone> my joystick works, just aint got a hole to put it in!
<Firan> The last time I asked you, you'd yanked it too hard and broken it.
<DashClone> ah, no fixed it, just new equipment doesn't have a big enough hole to put it in
<Firan> -=cough=-Bullsh!t-=cough=-
<DashClone> i would love to talk about my joystick, but i have to go before the water gets too cold
<Firan> See... DC has a replacement joystick.
<Firan> <DashClone> Broke my newest stick today. Trying to use it left-handed and tugged too hard. It just went!
<DashClone> :)
<Firan> That's how he broke the old one.
<DashClone> Does your equipment have a big enough hole for my joystick? I need to plug it in
<Firan> <DashClone> What? All I said was I'm going to fix my stick. It just means I wont have to play with myself
<Firan> <DashClone> Well. I'm off to do some work, and then try to fix my stick
<Firan> and last, but not least <Dashclone> Fine! I'll go play with myself then!

#1286 (0) - Posted by RA Himm El-Syna
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* rbl_8 punches Reabel
<reabel> ow
<reabel> .....
<Himm> it's a bit like we have it here; large areas of wilderness, and no people
<rbl_8> i went to that area of BC when I was 4
<reabel> really? so did I!
* Himm gets worried; "what was in the hutt snacks?"
* rbl_8 was kicked by reabel (um....you can guess why)
* rbl_8 has joined #IBG
<rbl_8> arg why you little!
* rbl_8 starts strangling Reabel
* reabel strangles Rbl_8 as well
<reabel> this is fun
<Himm> if you now join with about ten more nicks, then Vender will be mighty please with the IRC participation in the IBG
<Himm> *pleased
<reabel> huh....
<Himm> well, I have to go
* ibgso has joined #IBG
<Himm> see you
<ibgso> good day!
<Himm> lol
<Himm> good night; it's past midnight around here :)
* nightwlf has joined #IBG
<nightwlf> wow
<Himm> lol lol
<Himm> this starts to look scary
<nightwlf> crap 4 max
<Himm> heh
<rbl_8> i agree
<reabel> so do i
<ibgso> me too
<ibgso> every body join in!
///the best response this far on Vender's kind admonition to the IBG'ers to join in on IRC - Reab was very much present...

#1292 (0) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<COL_Raven> I was going to imitate Davin
<COL_Raven> but someone has his nickname
<COL_Raven> davin is ~hyt@62.135.41.44 * richad
<COL_Raven> davin on #gay
<COL_Randy> LMFAO!
<COL_Randy> I KnEW IT!
<Toran> lol
<Toran> It's DAVIn!
<Toran> There CAn'T be two of them!
<Xenkari> Boy, that's an eye-opener

#1293 (1) - Posted by RA Himm El-Syna
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* Darkslime is now known as DSnihongo
* Himm hides under the table
* DSnihongo pulls out a datapad, and brings up japanese lessons
<DSnihongo> You can come out now, I'm done with the milk :)
* Himm stuffs his own ears with dried strawberries
<DSnihongo> heh.. you better plug your ears
* Himm consider teaching Darkslime some norwegian
<Himm> that's almost as bad as japanese
<DSnihongo> Hajimemaste, namiko desu.
<DSnihongo> Doozo yoroshiku.
<DSnihongo> cut and paste doesn't really work with carraige returns involved
<Himm> men jeg kan også mange vanskelige uttrykk
<Himm> tør du prøve på dem?
<Himm> favorittordet er selvsagt angstskrik
<DSnihongo> shizumeru!!!
<DSnihongo> watashi wa noruweijan wakaru!!
<Himm> ja, jeg liker også hvalkjøtt!
<DSnihongo> shizumeru, baka no hito!!
* Himm enjoys the conversation
<Himm> luere på hvorfor japanere bruker doble anførselstegn?
<DSnihongo> watashi wa iu anata o!
<DSnihongo> watashi wa noruweijan wakaru!
<Himm> det samme sa du i stad!
<Himm> vær litt mer kreativ :)
<DSnihongo> shimatta... baka no hito... SHIZUMERU!!!
<Himm> du høres ut som et helt nintendospill aleine
<DSnihongo> nintendo?
<Himm> lol
<Himm> I said that you sound as a nintendo game
<DSnihongo> kore wa nekkyo
<DSnihongo> heh

#1294 (2) - Posted by COL Cay-Qel "Pyro" Jade
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<LCM_Tyro> Yes..i've finally found it..
<Cay-Qel> Your dick?
<LCM_Tyro> Huh? no. That's still missing.

#1295 (2) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<Deltan> You know, I'm just having fun putting together the different outfits and color schemes. I've made myself about eight different outfits yesterday just to see what I liked the best. :P
<GizAFK> heh heh
<Deltan> I ended up making myself a yellow sleeveless dress than modified my hair color, lip color and eyeshadow. :P
<Deltan> ... I think this whole gender bending thing is getting to me...

#1296 (1) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<GizAFK> http://www.rebelsquadrons.org/roster/quotes.php
<GizAFK> :P
<Deltan> ... nOOOOOOOOO!

#1297 (2) - Posted by COL Cephisus Balder
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*** HimmAWAY is now known as HimmAFK

#1298 (2) - Posted by CMDR Cole Landfarer
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This is the log as Blast is desperately trying to register #RSPA. Ah, the futility.
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*** Deltan has joined #RSPA
* BlastSWG sighs
*** X-Chaos has joined #RSPA
<BlastSWG> Bloody freaking HELL
<BlastSWG> Deltan, you stay online
<BlastSWG> Dont you leave. :P
<`Sean> heh
<BlastSWG> ...now, I could do this right now if Rich were on.
<BlastSWG> But then Rich left.
<BlastSWG> WHY!?!?!
* Deltan hovers his mouse cursor over the 'quit' button and whistles a happy tune
<RedBlade> Do what?
<BlastSWG> Deltan, I know where you live.
<BlastSWG> >:P
<Deltan> Yeah, but do you know where I keep the firearms? :P
<`Entropy> In your pants
<RedBlade> Do it without Rich, I want to know what it is. :P
<BlastSWG> I dont fear firearms. :P
*** XtremeAfk has joined #RSPA
<`HotShot> X is on in the Bar & Grill. Ask him.
<BlastSWG> X!
<`HotShot> there!
<`Entropy> Use X
<BlastSWG> STAY HERE!
<BlastSWG> ...
<BlastSWG> Someone isnt logged in
<`HotShot> lol
<XtremeAfk> AHHH
*** XtremeAfk is now known as Xtremegen
<Xtremegen> oh
<J_Barnes> Was I supposed to do something?
<Xtremegen> channel
<Xtremegen> no wonder :P
<Xtremegen> I just auto logged
<RedBlade> Hey dont leave us out!
<Xtremegen> wait, they're being added tonight?
<BlastSWG> ...for the love of God, why do they make this process so damned retarded?
*** `Entropy has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
*** `Sean has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
*** Deltan has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
*** RicGravin has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
*** J_Barnes has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
*** RedBlade has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
*** X-Chaos has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
*** Xtremegen has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
*** Cay-Qel has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
<`HotShot> Because Undernet 0wnz j00!
<`HotShot> ...well, f*ck.
<BlastSWG> nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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now that's irony when the netsplit just rolls in when things are finally moving. Ah, the wonders of the Undernet; ain't life grand?

#1299 (3) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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* `Junior beats Sconn with his cane
* Sconn-ZzZ beats Mike with his dick.
<`Junior> I think as far as size and stiffness goes, i win ;)
* Sair rates that 'Unlikely'

#1300 (-1) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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* `Mark has quit IRC (Killed (*.undernet.org (nick collision)))

#1302 (0) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<nic0`> Mi padre es una pequena bocadillo de perro
<Gabrich> My father is a small female dog sandwich?
<`Zed> roflol

#1303 (1) - Posted by COL Cay-Qel "Pyro" Jade
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5:58:59 PM * Deltan prods Dan with charged end of his/her stun baton
5:59:40 PM <`Dan> what delt?
6:00:00 PM <Deltan> nothing. Just a random prodding.
6:00:42 PM <`Dan> oh
6:00:52 PM <`Dan> with your male stick or your female stick?
6:00:58 PM <`Dan> erm, stun aton
6:00:58 PM <Cay-Qel> rofl
6:02:11 PM <Deltan> My female stick. It straps on.

#1304 (6) - Posted by RA Snappleguy
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RS_Gizmo: ironically, the kitchen is now in near pristine condition, far far better than it was before the fire, because we had to clean everything up

#1305 (13) - Posted by FA Licah Fox
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* XtremeAfk (xtremegene@129.120.237.138) has joined #rs_bar_and_Grill
* Red_Snake baps X with a fish.
<XtremeAfk> erm
<XtremeAfk> ah, that's who Vender masquerades as
<Red_Snake> I don't masquerade.
<Red_Snake> I sit like a lump of coal and act retarded for the better part of the hour.
<`Entropy> You just described half of the people in this channel.

#1306 (2) - Posted by RA Himm El-Syna
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A moment to remember in #IBG

* X sets mode: +o DaryusAFK
<`Entropy> If Phil tries to kick reabel (by typing /msg x kick #ibg reabel), it would tell him he doesn't have access :P
* DaryusAFK sets mode: +o Reabel
<Phil_Dark> I'm not going to try it :P
<`Entropy> If I do it however...
* `Entropy was kicked by Reabel (i ow you)
* Reabel was kicked by X ((entropy077) no reason supplied)
* Reabel has joined #IBG
<Reabel> wait...wtf...
<Reabel> did i kick him?
<Himm> ROFL
<Reabel> did we kick each other?
<Licah> Yeah :P
<JamesWolf> LOL
<Phil_Dark> he's gonna be mad
<Reabel> hrm....
<Phil_Dark> I'd run Reab
<Reabel> lol
<Phil_Dark> hide now
* JamesWolf ducks under the fan
* `Entropy has joined #IBG
<Reabel> SH*T

#1307 (2) - Posted by MGN jcmcgoo
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<@SconnFOOD> "Man, I remember when a dime bag used to cost a dime." "no sh*t, really?" "Yeah, you know how much condoms cost?" "How much?" "I dunno, we never used 'em."
* JcMcGoO stands on his head in the corner and farts

#1308 (2) - Posted by RA Snappleguy
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*** Brigateen is now known as Brigdrink
*** Brigdrink is now known as Brigdrunk

#1309 (2) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<Gabrich> I'm more thinking on Mahler's 1st symphony, Titan. 3rd movement called "Feierlich un gemessen onhe zu schleppen". Which I have no idea about what it means or anything.
<Jan-lo> It means "your mother is bigger than a zeppelin"

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