<GizAFK> is it me, or does the stun baton look like a giant military kinky dildo?
<Xtremegene> good call Giz
<Xtremegene> want to go fencer now? :P
<Xtremegene> or duel a fencer -_-
<GizAFK> and those broken lightsabers.. very dildo/vibrator esq
<GizAFK> no, I'll carry on using my fist
<GizAFK> so, you gonna be a woman again Matrix Stylie? :P
<Deltan> Why of course :P
<Deltan> I have to play a woman, otherwise my gender bending desires might leak into real life and where would I be then?
20:39:36: RS_Reabel: why is pourquoi
20:39:45: Randy-sens: ...
20:39:47: Randy-sens: Reab
20:40:02: Randy-sens: You're a moron
20:40:05: RS_Reabel: no im not
20:40:10: Snappleguy: Por que == why?
20:40:15: Randy-sens: Yes
20:40:16: Snappleguy: porque == because
20:40:24: Snappleguy: I can't type accent marks :/
20:40:34: RS_Reabel: dude...i've taken like.....7 years of french
[12:55:55] <Randy-sensei> A plunger should do it
[12:56:08] <Randy-sensei> But I have to wait until my mom gets home to find that
[12:56:16] <Randy-sensei> She sticks things in the weirdest spots
[12:58:23] <COL_Borsk> lmfao
[12:58:32] <COL_Borsk> i read that wrong :P
[12:58:41] <Randy-sensei> ...lmfao
[02:43:37] * Randy knocks on Gizzy's door.
[02:43:49] * WesBelden opens it "Yeeehs? Helloohooo?"
[02:44:07] <`Kyle> "hi I'm Kurt C....ow my head!"
[02:44:09] <Randy> May I borrow a cup of virginity?
[02:44:19] <`Kyle> ow
[02:44:34] <WesBelden> "Yes, I have a very large scoup of it right here for you."
[02:44:38] * `Kyle smacks Randy
[02:44:46] * WesBelden sews Randy's penis to his left butt cheak
[02:44:52] <`Kyle> Know how much whiskey burns coming out of one's nose
[02:44:53] <WesBelden> :P
[02:44:53] <`Kyle> ?
[02:44:54] <Jensen> lol
[02:45:04] <Randy> lmfao
[02:45:13] <WesBelden> lol Kyle
<WesBelden> excuse me while I go release my sexual frustration on something
* Deltipoo hands Giz a box of tissue
<WesBelden> no, I meant I was gonna pound the feck out of a pillow :P
<WesBelden> er.. that still doesn't sound good
10:24:14 AM *** Reabel (~ryanreabe@64-235-207-3.broadband.ripnet.com) has joined #allegience
10:24:19 AM <Reabel> heh
10:24:59 AM <Reabel> muahahhaha
10:25:29 AM <Reabel> i have found the super-secret hideout of the evil genious Michael Raven
10:25:58 AM <Cay-Qel> It's 'genius'
10:26:16 AM *** X sets mode: +b *!*ryanreabe@*.broadband.ripnet.com
10:26:16 AM *** Reabel was kicked by X ((CayQel) Stoopid)
<Aidyn> You measured?
<Cay-Qel> Yes, I measured.
<Toran> I shouldn't be laughing
<Cay-Qel> You've done it too, eh?
<Toran> I measured today :-P
<Cay-Qel> lol
<Aidyn> ..not that easy for me, grr...need one of the bendable rulers.
<Aidyn> ...err...shit. Meant to put that in pm...
<Cay-Qel> ...your dick is crooked?
<Aidyn> ....
<Codyman> we had our lifeguard banquet, which happens to be across the bay from where we work, about 3+ miles from where we live
<Codyman> after the banquet me and this other guy decided we'd cash in on the "swim home from the banquet" joke
<Codyman> so we did, no problem, hard swim, but we're fuck'n ocean lifeguards
<Codyman> we get to the barracks, shower, etc
<Codyman> then we find out that 50+ some police officers, coast guard helicopters, nYPD dive team, boats, etc, etc, are coming the entire bay for us.....
<Codyman> we've pissed off so damn many people
<Codyman> so like, we had an awesome swim, it was hard as hell and insane, and we felt all good about it, but now they're all pissed at us
<@RS_Gizmo> I'm sure it's got something to do with hormones and puberty
<@RS_Gizmo> with any luck he'll grow up to be a really nice and not so stupid guy
<@RS_Gizmo> ..... or he'll remain a complete moron
8:01:56 PM <COL_Raven> ah, need my mom for that
8:02:26 PM * Randalf puts on a Mike's mom mask.
8:02:31 PM <Randalf> Let's go, Michael!
8:02:49 PM <COL_Raven> Woo
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<Cephisus> wb
<Licah> thanks
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