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#1405 (55) - Posted by COL Cay-Qel "Pyro" Jade
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<Toran> WHAT FUCKInG GOOD IS An AnTIDEPRESSAnT THAT CAUSES SUICIDE?!!
<Randy> It gets rid of depressed people.
<Randy> They can be really depressing sometimes.
<Toran> I never really looked at "antidepressant" in that way before
<Randy> Thank God I'm around then.

#1406 (72) - Posted by RA Snappleguy
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`Kaz: my computer continues falling apart
`Kaz: I get video artifacts on my friggin desktop now
`Kaz: this is after my cdrw died two days ago
Thuku: How old is the computer?
`Kaz: less than a year
`Kaz: wonderful no?
Thuku: Ugh.
`Kaz: .....
`Kaz: my chair just broke

#1510 (8) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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* Goos1 has joined #Allegience
<RS_Gizmo> sorry, was reading the SWG forums and scratching my testicles. Thanks Randy ;)
* Goos1 has left #Allegience

#1407 (2) - Posted by RA Himm El-Syna
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<Dineer> woah-ho, and i'm a captain now.
<Dineer> look out
<Dineer> =P
<Himm> lol
<Dineer> man.. maybe i should leave for a couple more months, make it to commander or something.
<Himm> hehe
<Himm> please don't
<Dineer> hah
<Dineer> don't worry
<Dineer> you won't be able to get rid of me again for a while
<Himm> good
<Dineer> especially since you've made me a captain. my power is growing.
<Dineer> fleet commander, here i come.
<Himm> that sounds like Reabel...
<Phil_Dark> lol
<Dineer> shit. can we strike that from the record?

#1397 (3) - Posted by RA Snappleguy
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14:14:24: *** Licah_ has been kicked off channel #rs_bar_and_Grill by Sconn (How does it feel, bitch?)
14:14:36: *** Sconn has been kicked off channel #rs_bar_and_Grill by X ((LicahFox) GREAT, BITCH.)
14:14:36: *** Sconn (~motters@63-228-46-226.mpls.qwest.net) has joined channel #rs_bar_and_Grill
14:14:37: *** Mode change "+o Sconn" on #rs_bar_and_Grill by X
14:14:37: Zeke`: lol
14:14:42: *** Licah_ (Licah@ip-187-228.main.oberlin.edu) has joined channel #rs_bar_and_Grill
14:14:42: *** Mode change "+o Licah_" on #rs_bar_and_Grill by X
14:14:53: *** Licah_ has been kicked off channel #rs_bar_and_Grill by Sconn (SUCKLE MY TEAT)
14:14:53: *** Mode change "-ooo GizAFK SairAFK Sconn" on #rs_bar_and_Grill by GoExposGo
14:14:54: *** You have been kicked off channel #rs_bar_and_Grill by X (### MASSDEOPPRO TRIGGERED! ###)

#1398 (1) - Posted by COL Reabel
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[10:19] <Aidyn> Who changed my position to Knight of the Hokey Pokey!?
[10:19] * ReabDeth shrugs
[10:19] <LCable> I did.
[10:19] <RS_Gizmo> how does it rate?
[10:19] <LCable> POKE!
[10:19] <Aidyn> Someone will die.
[10:20] <RS_Gizmo> I'm looking to get a new stick
[10:20] <LCable> Well, the old one broke on me a lot.
[10:20] <ReabDeth> Knight of the Hokey Pokey Knight of San d'Oria Aidyn Wolfwood
[10:20] <ReabDeth> rofl
[10:20] <LCable> But, other than that, it was nice.
[10:21] <Aidyn> All I have to do is eye the server logs, thats all
[10:21] <Aidyn> Then I'll know who to blame for this
[10:21] <Blastfire> That would be Licah
[10:21] <LCable> Agreed
[10:21] <Aidyn> Thanks, as the logs say 'Boogyman'
[10:21] <Blastfire> Very clever guy
[10:21] <ReabDeth> lol
[10:21] <Aidyn> Time for a few changes of my own. :)
[10:21] <LCable> Licah's a hell of a sailor.
[10:22] * Aidyn cracks his fingers, and goes to work on Licah's stuff..

#1403 (5) - Posted by LCL Jagged Drayson
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<@Randy-sensei> Vietnam uses Dongs as currency
<@Randy-sensei> 1 dong = 100 xu
* @Randy-sensei offers Sconn a dong for a loaf of bread.
<@Sconn> no, is two dong loaf of bread!
<@Randy-sensei> One and half dong!
<@Sconn> no half dong! Two dong or no dong!
<@Randy-sensei> Then no dong loaf of bread!
<@Sconn> Just for that, I sell him bread for one dong!
<@Sconn> One dong loaf!
<@Randy-sensei> I give you one dong!
<Triani> Cay!
<@Cay-Qel> Tri!
<@Sconn> no, for you price is two dong!
<@Randy-sensei> One dong!
<@Sconn> I said two dong, that final price, capitalist pig dog!
* @Randy-sensei gives Sconn two dong
* @Sconn gives Randy bread.
* @Randy-sensei cheers
<@Sconn> I got two dong for one dong loaf of bread!
<@Sconn> I shrewd dong business man!
<@Jagged> ...

#1408 (1) - Posted by CMDR Vason Senmic
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21:55] <LCable> Were you punished for humping the dog?
[21:55] <ReabHwk> like...every three hours
[21:56] <ReabHwk> ..ish

#1409 (1) - Posted by CPT Kyle Dineer
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[04:33 PM] <Himm> I have a file where I write down all those things Licah says, so I can look them up and pretend I kmow stuff later on

#1410 (2) - Posted by RA Himm El-Syna
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* VasonATWORK is now known as VasonWORKInG

#1411 (2) - Posted by MGN Mystic Warrior
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[14:33] * DevAzzameen shoots himself
[14:35] * Delty sighs and pulls a bodybag out from under the bar
[14:36] <DevAzzameen> man even death is boring

#1412 (1) - Posted by CMDR Vason Senmic
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[18:38] * COL_Borsk stares at the tube of KY Jelly in Aidyn's hand
[18:38] * Kweh opens the bottle, squirting some on his hands as he massages her shoulders around her neck.
[18:39] <Sarge`> ..........

#1413 (1) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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[20:18:06] * Bellatrix` is more limp than Jon's penis while looking at granny porn.
[20:18:20] <Sarge`> <<......not possible>>

#1414 (6) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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* Borsk changes topic to '899 bottles of beer on the wall, 899 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 898 bottles of beer on the wall'
* Ode changes topic to '897 bottles of beer on the wall, 899 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 898 bottles of beer on the wall'
* Randy changes topic to 'Ode can't count ---> 897 bottles of beer on the wall, 899 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 898 bottles of beer on the wall'

#1416 (3) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<ReabWood> gnight, gonna talk to gf
* Quits: ReabWood (Hyderiatus@64.235.212.45) (Quit: | www.reabelcorp.tk | Reabelcorp V.3 now testing [17:20] <R2D7> to be Reabel: to enjoy probing a lot."You were very Reabel the other day at the Imperial torture cell, slut" Lineage 2 and Msn, then sleep)
<BGn_Randy> Reab has a girlfriend?
<Triani> He's got a GF???
<Vason> holy day...

#1417 (-2) - Posted by LCL Michael Morone
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[22:21] <BGn_Randy> "Victoria, I'm dying! I want you to name a performance hall, a museum, and a bolt through the cock after me!"
[22:21] <Morone> .........
[22:21] <Shizmo> aaaach
[22:21] <Shizmo> AAAACGH
[22:21] <Morone> QUOTED
[22:21] <Morone> lol
[22:21] <BGn_Randy> "This shall be Victoria's secret! Go my dear! Go sell little anal floss!"
[22:22] * Vason shudders
[22:22] <Morone> adding that to the quote

#1418 (-5) - Posted by CMDR Vason Senmic
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[16:46] * Morone glares at Sean "now why did you sit me on Aidyns head?" and jumps down
[16:46] <Morone> wait....that looks wrong

#1419 (3) - Posted by LCL Michael Morone
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[21:58] <kailen> aidyn..i thought you liked ducks :P
[21:58] <Aidyn> ..no. But I own two ducks. :p
[21:58] <Aidyn> Randy saw where the one bit me
[21:58] <Vason> ...
[21:58] <Aidyn> ...
[21:59] <Aidyn> DOnt you EVEn get those thoughts in your mind, Vason
[21:59] * kailen giggles
[21:59] <Morone> quoted
[21:59] <Aidyn> Damnit!

#1421 (2) - Posted by RA Himm El-Syna
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<Himm> that was a short run, Max
<Tallon> I figured that downloading the mission would help abit.

#1422 (4) - Posted by LCL Jagged Drayson
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<BGn_Randy> Why not just completely emulate the EH and have a dictator for life?
<Blastfire> And that's the plan. We're documenting everything, and it's going to be submitted to the membership

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