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#1491 (0) - Posted by LCL Michael Morone
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[18:15] <Tethran> GM: Which I'll nicely double to
[18:15] <Tethran> GM: Due to hit location... The droid she hit goes down sparking and fizzing
[18:16] <Tethran> GM: Tethran. You're up next.
[18:16] <Tethran> GM: Hang on... That was a little bit of a pointless announcement.
[18:16] <Age`Charisc> <<that would be you?>>
[18:16] <Renan> <<LOL>>
[18:17] <Johnny_M> <<..........OMG........QUOTED!>>

#1492 (1) - Posted by CMDR Rekstar Rukilian
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[17:08] <CastorEL> Bitchslaps don't work. If they did, I'd still be FC.
[17:09] <`Kaz> You're too nice :P
[17:09] <CastorEL> Maybe. :D Probably right.

#1493 (4) - Posted by BGN Joel Lance
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<RS_Gizmo> having said that, after experiencing your phase of talking about pussy and how it tastes like Chicken, I feel you're in no position to comment detrimentally :P

#1494 (-1) - Posted by LCL Michael Morone
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<BGn_Raven> GM poofage to get it on with it? :P
<LCM_Morone> GM: Apparently Raven wants to get it on with it, so the hairy uncle walks(?) into the room and begins humping Raven's leg

#1497 (0) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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* Deltan peers at Giz
<Deltan> And why in the heck do you think I would be invited into a TG society!?!?!
<Deltan> Wait... nevermind. =/
* BlastAFK snickers

#1498 (4) - Posted by
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<BGn_Raven> "I'm Death, this is HAHAURFUCKED..." ::He points to Milena:: "...This is Bob the Retarded Stormtrooper..." ::He points to Janis:: "...And this is some other guy you should be afraid of..." ::he points to Draconis:: "Get down on the ground, and surrender. Or die." <Intimidation>
<BGn_Raven> !r 5
<Morone-Slp> BGn_Raven: 5d6 -- 1 6 5 4 6 -- Total: 22 Re-roll: 4
<BGn_Raven> <<Pwnzored>>

#1499 (1) - Posted by LCM Kiera
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[15:23] * Mitsukai builds a refugee camp east of his penis

#1500 (-1) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<`Kaz> You call us your friends and we'll beat you to death with your own severed wang
<`Kaz> And since it's you, that'll probably take hours
<Shizmo> help shikkie need advice :P

#1501 (-1) - Posted by RA Kyle Tobarn
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<`Kaz> oh he dumped her after a week
<Shizmo> LOL
<`Kaz> only wanted ass
<Shizmo> not only is she evil, she's stoopis too
<`Kaz> real stupid
<Shizmo> of course rich dude only wanted ass
<`Kaz> I even told her that
<`Kaz> I got "how would you know?"
<`Kaz> duh, I have a penis

#1717 (5) - Posted by LCL Anubis
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* Lori_Star makes a note to avoid PSG. She still has a sore ass
<@Markus_J> ...Wow.
<@Markus_J> Tell Davin not to miss, next time.

#1505 (9) - Posted by 2LT Arlon Magistar
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<BGn_Raven> This is a funny side effect
[22:30] <BGn_Raven> On Fat Free Potato Chips: May Cause Anal Leakage
[22:30] * BGn_Raven weighs the options
[22:31] <Sen> .....
[22:31] <CMDR_Morone> 527 views....
[22:31] <BGn_Raven> Gain a little weight...
[22:31] <BGn_Raven> Vs...
[22:31] <Reagan> LOL
[22:31] <BGn_Raven> Leaking from my ass...
[22:31] <Reagan> ROFLMAO
[22:31] <BGn_Raven> I think I'd rather be a fatass than have shit leaking out of it
[22:31] <BGn_Raven> LOnG LIVE REAL POTATO CHIPS!
[22:31] <Reagan> oh god thats hilarious

#1506 (1) - Posted by COL Reabel
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[21:51] <`Kaz> The smurfs say smurf a lot, im going to say vagina
[21:51] <`Kaz> And if you dont like that, you can vagina yourself right the vagina vagina
[21:51] <Jewlicat> because your a vagina?
[21:51] <`Kaz> You are what you eat

#1585 (10) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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A fine example of the confusion caused by the "ES" April Fools joke
******************************************************

[21:50] <Drysso|WTF> How's that going to affect the OOB?
[21:50] <`Vaughan> How do you mean?
[21:50] <Drysso|WTF> having EH join us
[21:50] <`Vaughan> EH?
[21:50] <Drysso|WTF> Emperor's Hammer
[21:51] <`Jester> Drysso, whats the date?
[21:51] <Drysso|WTF> April 1st
[21:52] <`Jester> now put 2 and 2 together Drysso
[21:52] * `Jester waits while the gears turn slooooooooooooooowly
[21:52] <Drysso|WTF> (maybe there's something I haven't read...)
[21:53] * Drysso|WTF starts rummaging through my emails...
[21:53] <`Jester> April 1st is also known as.............
[21:53] <Drysso|WTF> GOD FUCKInG DAMInT
[21:53] <`Jester> finally
[21:53] * `Vaughan laughs

#1507 (37) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<LCable> Make my package come faster!
<Deltavius> ... I really need to get my mind out of the gutter

#1702 (13) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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<naesDraw> I want a rating, on a scale of 1-10, 1 being WTF is this shit, and 10 being the bestest evar, of THIS: http://naesdraw.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/nosezelda.wav

<WesBelden> well, lesee, it's 2:37am, and what comes blaring out of my speakers (no doubt to wake my house mates up) ? random noises that sound like a demented kazoo, but, I'm guessing are instead a mic shoved up your nose whilst you hum

<WesBelden> so, instead of, maybe reading, writing, just frickin sleeping, you shoved a mic up your nose :P

<naesDraw> yes

<naesDraw> so, it was that good, huh?

#1703 (18) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<<ADM_Raven>> also what do I want for dinner?
<<Sair>> there's kitties outside!
<<ADM_Raven>> Chinese sounds good

#1704 (10) - Posted by GEN Damon Lightwind
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[21:29] * MrBot is now known as MrPirate
[23:56] * MrPirate is now known as MrBot
[23:58] * MrBot is now known as Sairs_Mom
[00:47] * Sairs_Mom is now known as Humping_Lica
[00:48] * Humping_Lica is now known as MrBot
[00:49] * MrBot is now known as Sair`s_Mom
[01:50] * Sair`s_Mom is now known as MrBot

"Hmmm......either Mrbot has many secret identities or is suffering from an identity crisis."

#1707 (1) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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naesDraw: or ur ass is grass
Swifty: huh?
naesDraw: or, your, ass, is, grass.
Swifty: grass?
Swifty: I don't get it
naesDraw: is it hard to understand?
Swifty: yes
naesDraw: :P
Swifty: grass?
naesDraw: .....er
Swifty: I'm not a lawn dude
naesDraw: ass is grass; You're done, finished, kaput, over, one doomed motherfucker.
"That dude that porked my ol lady? His ass is grass."

#1706 (7) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[22:39] * Kirghy has joined #RID
[22:39] <naesDraw> then I hummed in the mike in my nose
[22:39] <Kirghy> wha...?
[22:39] <naesDraw> and made the sweet, sweet music
[22:39] <naesDraw> er.
[22:39] <Kirghy> you're scaring me
[22:40] <naesDraw> ty

#1708 (19) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[18:04] <Sconn> While we're wishing for things, I'll take Anne hathaway in heels and my tuxedo shirt.
[18:04] <ADM_Raven> I'll take boobs.
[18:05] <RA_Cyrel> http://www.boobpedia.com
[18:05] <naesDraw> no way
[18:05] <naesDraw> ...yes way. XD

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