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#1709 (1) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[22:48] <naesDraw> I'm with Dagger Squadron, I'm the XO.
[22:48] <RS_Guest> ah really!
[22:48] <RS_Guest> good to hear.
[22:48] <naesDraw> of Dagger
[22:48] <_Kirghy_> no, you're not getting him/her/it naes
[22:48] <RS_Guest> (oh and I am just now finding out about the D6 XD)
[22:48] <naesDraw> Oh. Meany. :/

#1710 (12) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<RS_Gizmo>> oi, I'm post op. be gentle :P

#1711 (0) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[21:47] <`Kaz> interesting the cocks are winning
[21:50] <Sair> god bless those intrepid cocks
[21:51] <naesDraw> The intrepid cocks would be a rockin' band name.

#1712 (8) - Posted by COL Dismal Dupar
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<shikkie> ok time to attempt hookup to tv
* shikkie has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client)
<Licah> ..
<Licah> nO SHIK DOn'T PUT YOUR PEnIS THERE
<Dismal> LOL

#1713 (16) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<<RS_Gizmo>> oh god, I'm like a woman with a penis and without breasts
<<kailen>> would you rather be a woman with a penis and breasts?
<<RS_Gizmo>> only on Sundays

#1714 (4) - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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[12:38] <`Max> What's wrong with Rahj?
[12:46] <Markus_J> He's a douchemuffin?
[12:46] <`Max> So you don't like him?
[12:47] <RA_Cyrel> Do you like douchemuffins?
[12:47] * `Max clears his throat.
[12:47] <`Max> Do you like me?
[12:47] <RA_Cyrel> no
[12:47] <`Max> Well, thanks for ruining my point before I even make it ass hole.
[12:47] <RA_Cyrel> </pwnt>

#1716 (4) - Posted by ADM David "Heavy" Pasiechnyk
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[19:20] <RA_Cyrel> Mh, I love munching on a handful of salty nuts
[19:20] <RA_Cyrel> Preferably the bigger ones

#1576 (8) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<<`Vaughan>> need privacy? Just fly out the hangar
<<`Calista>> bamn, 7 more minutes..

#1577 (6) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<<`Calista>> seen my ass
<<RSBot>> I don't know you, `Calista, so I don't know about your ass.

#1578 (0) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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<`Kaz> you're quite intoxicated
<COM_Raven> im fucking stupidly intoxicated
<COM_Raven> i need to have sex with a man reight now
<COM_Raven> seriopusly

#1579 (18) - Posted by FA Danny "David Lee Japan" Qatar
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<Koryn> If my trial mirc is over and it says register and I don't but it lets me on anyway like its doing now.
<kailen> lol
<`Kaz> omg
<`Kaz> They can track that man
<`Kaz> Quit! Quit before they find out
* Koryn has left #RS_BAR_AnD_GRILL

#1580 (18) - Posted by GEN Phil DarkFire
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<RS_Phil> bodies are easier to deal with than live people
<Shikkie> less likely to say no too
<Shikkie> er... I didn't say that
<RS_Phil> ok i don't want to know
<`Kaz> ....

#1581 (26) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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***Kaz demonstrates his scary-freaky powers of summoning the unwanted***

<`Kaz> A gay cowboy
* MERLAnCE has joined #RS_BAR_AnD_GRILL

#1583 (16) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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<`Kaz> oh wait I have to go rent rainbow brite from netflix

#1584 (9) - Posted by FA Michael Raven
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<`Davery> I was like... what's wrong with fucking a woman with a dick?
<COM_Raven> .......
<Codyman> lol
<COM_Raven> The fact that she has a penis, Dave.

#1531 (7) - Posted by GEN Markus Jarnhann
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<LCable> Yeah, you're my female dog now.
<mirei-jo> so i shall smite any who joke of his mother
* mirei-jo pads over to him and licks his feet shaking her bottom high to him
<mirei-jo> Master Master Master
<Codyman> yeah, viking, gay people, and puppies all like rainbows apparently
<`Kaz> I think Im going to sue the gay people
<`Kaz> Rainbows should be for everyone
<`Kaz> But they went and made rainbows gay
<mirei-jo> so its coffee, your ceareal and oral sex every morning at your desk Sir?
<LCable> I didn't mean a literal dog.
<`Kaz> Cable doesn't have a desk
<LGn_Raven> anyone from ninjin task force up for an EaW match? ;)
<Cay-Qel> He doesn't even have a bed.
<mirei-jo> is his office still the mens latrine?
<`Kaz> The RS doesn't actually budget any RF offices
<`Kaz> We have to make sheet forts
<Markus_J> lol
<LCable> Indeed, Cable has no desk.
<`Tarax`> only his pants
<LCable> He does not have pants either.
<Cay-Qel> So, he wants the coffee and cereal in his pants?
<mirei-jo> *moves to infront of cable and gets on all fours turning sideways straightening her back so he may use her for a table
<Codyman> raven, there are probably some ninjin folks on Xfire, I'll check
<`Tarax`> hm
<`JK_Rich> wow
<`JK_Rich> just...wow
<LGn_Raven> ya, I don't have Xfire
<`JK_Rich> I start reading the channel and....and....yeah. heheh
<`Tarax`> hah
<`Kaz> haha
<`Kaz> Im so glad Im not RFCO
<Codyman> I'll see whose on and maybe you can grab their in EaW names
<`Tarax`> Cable doesn't have pants... Mirei's on all fours in front of him... hm. interesting
<LCable> ...
<LGn_Raven> sounds great, Cody
<LCable> I didn't ask for this.
<`Tarax`> hahaha
<Markus_J> LOL
<`Kaz> well take a LOA then
<LCable> All I wanted was coffee.
<`Kaz> Then Ill take one
* Karredo has joined #RS_BAR_AnD_GRILL
<`Kaz> Then she'll be all over Sair
* mirei-jo raises up kneeling on her heels thighs parted her hands palm up on her thighs her eyes to Cables feet her back straight and head high, "command me oh great Master give this kajir purpose for being, give her Your great magestic presence oh lord whom this girls breathes are only allowed by His grace"
<LCable> Uhh...
<LCable> I'm LOA.

#1530 (2) - Posted by GEN Markus Jarnhann
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<LCable> meh, playing "You touch my tra-la-la" at maximum volume at your girlfriend's house isn't as fun as I thought it would be.

#1512 (6) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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[21:43:21] <nicolaiRS> Or is Randy just having flashbacks today?
[21:43:27] * Tenshi takes webcam and follows Kiera.
[21:43:51] <Mitsukai> heh, reminds me of when I first joined the ABG :-P
[21:43:59] * Kiera smiles at Sean
[21:44:04] <Mitsukai> All those seven years ago :-P
[21:44:06] <nicolaiRS> *cue flashback music*
[21:44:20] <Kiera> "I was young and horny ... and I got ass."
[21:44:23] <Kiera> :P
[21:44:36] <Mitsukai> She stole the words right out of my mouth. :-P
[21:44:42] <Kiera> "now ... seven years later, I'm old and horny ... and I get ass."

#1513 (6) - Posted by RA Himm El-Syna
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[22:41] * HimmAFK afks again
[22:41] <Wolf_ZzZz> nooooooooooooooooooooo dont go
[22:41] <Wolf_ZzZz> or i will kill uhm......................................... your inflatable sheep
[22:41] <Wolf_ZzZz> :p
[22:42] * Arania hands Wolf a needle
[22:42] * Licah has joined #IBG
[22:42] <Wolf_ZzZz> thanks
[22:43] * Wolf_ZzZz puts the needle at the sheeps neck
[22:43] <Wolf_ZzZz> COME BACK or suffer
[22:43] * HimmAFK watch as Licah comes between Wessy and the inflatable
[22:43] <Wolf_ZzZz> hey it worked
[22:43] <Licah> meep
[22:43] * Wolf_ZzZz puts the needle in licahs neck
[22:44] * HimmAFK watch as Licah deflates
[22:44] * Wolf_ZzZz brings licah to the medical centre
[22:44] <HimmAFK> heh...the inflatable rubber Licah
[22:45] <Arania> for all our desires? :p

#1514 (5) - Posted by RA Kyle Tobarn
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<RandySEMI> Kyle is like one part Giz, two parts Sconn, and just a hint of bitterness.
<RandySEMI> I lie, two parts bitterness :P
<kailen> kyle's my hero :P

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