(01:49:47) RS_Gizmo: I have a terrible image of Sair with his hat on, brandishing a cattle prod, learing at a female Kaz
(01:50:09) `Kaz: I thought we determined female Kaz is a hot asian
(01:50:40) RS_Gizmo: well, it's more an image of male kaz with a wig, dress and badly applied lipstick
[00:05] <`Kaz> This is why none of you will ever have my number
[00:05] <`Kaz> That and you fuckers would call me when Im trying to be drunk
[00:05] <LGn_Raven> fuck if I'd care if you were okay :P
[00:05] <`Kaz> The RS isnt the same without me
[00:05] <Licah> lol
[00:05] <Licah> I just got an image of kaz and sair chatting on the phone for hours every night
[00:05] <LGn_Raven> LOL
[00:06] <LGn_Raven> Kaz in bed with cotton swabs in his toes bitching about the stupid in the world to Sair? :P
<`Kaz> heh
<`Kaz> Ebay is so screwed
<`Kaz> Google's going to destroy them
<`Carl> I've never used Ebay. Amazon and new Egg have provided me everything I've ever needed :P
<`Kaz> Amazon and newegg rock the proverbial casbah
<LCable> I don't really use Amazon, but newegg is t3h shit.
<`Kaz> Amazon's just as good
<Licah> Amazon has breasts!
<LCable> BOOOOOOOOBIES!
<`Kaz> Plus they ship with DHL
<`Kaz> So I dont have to deal with fucking UPS
<Licah> ..the breasts do?
<LCable> ship boobies via DHL!
<LCable> We'll call it Double DHL
* now talking on #RS_BAR_AnD_GRILL
* Topic for #RS_BAR_AnD_GRILL is: RS FC nominations close today at midnight.
* Topic for #RS_BAR_AnD_GRILL set by Licah at Fri Jul 07 14:39:54 2006
[12:21:04 AM] * Licah has changed the topic to: RS FC nominations closed today at midnight.
[12:22:30 AM] * `Kaz has changed the topic to: RS FC nominations closed today up three and a quarter
[22:41] <RSDefcon> <Kueller> Here's my question for
Stackpole: As an author, I'm sure you're always
looking to try new type of story, one that would
stick out amongst the now growing Star Wars genre.
What are your thoughts about creating a book or new
series that lets the bad guys win? Maybe a
continuation or expansion on the Steele Chronicals.
I can't speak for everyone here, but I'm getting
sick of the good guys always coming up on top.
[22:42] <Stackpole> Interesting idea. I'd have to be
invited to write such a tale first. It certainly
would fun to explore it. And I think, contracturally,
that's about as far as I can go with that.
[22:42] <Stackpole> nQ
Session Start: Wed Jul 29 22:33:41 1998
<MacMan_RS> I think we should award Stack and
Alliston the RS Medal of honorary membership.
<MacMan_RS> <Castor_EL> Absolutely!!!
<VA_Raptor> Speedy was also thinking that we should
offer them Honorary RS Membership
<MacMan_RS> What do ya think?
<VA_Raptor> Sounds good to me, do you want me to
announce it when they are done answering q's or
something like that?
<MacMan_RS> Um, I think I'll leave it up to RC.
<VA_Raptor> K, well just tell me when you need me,
if you need me
<MacMan_RS> Okay. Im talking it over with RC now.
<Sconn> Aunt Jemima's not my aunt, she's black.
<kailen> a bit yes
<`Kaz> SCOnn DOESnT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE
* kailen gasps
<kailen> I'm black
<TheShadow> Sconn, are you a little racist?
<LCable> Yes, his pimp hand is definitely racist.
<Sconn> ...nah dude, I'd love to express my love to a busty nubian princess. I'd express it all over her.
<`Kaz> 10 points to Sconn
<`Kaz> 0 to Cable
<kailen> lol
<`Kaz> You're going to need to really step up your game
[23:13] Karredo: When are you returning to civilization, Heavy?
[23:15] RS_HeavyD: if by civilization, you really mean online everyday, that'll be september
[23:17] Karredo: Is there another kind of civilization?
[23:17] RS_HeavyD: the civilization where a person actually lives without internet
[23:18] RS_HeavyD: 24/7
[23:18] Karredo: That's like...barbaric...
[23:18] Karredo: And primitive...
[23:18] Karredo: People LIVE like that?
[23:18] RS_HeavyD: no, that's just living life outside of four walls
[23:19] Karredo: Blasphamy
[23:19] RS_HeavyD: if i really wanted to, i could forget about the internet all summer and not have a single worry, although you guys are too good of friends to just leave hanging without me
<`T> meow
<`Kaz> look a pussy
<`T> and the only one you've seen in a year or two
<`T> sup kaz:P
<`Kaz> Touche good sir
<`T> Thank you
<`T> You have taught me well over the last 7 years
<`Kaz> I do try
<Codyman> just remember the first rule of the RS: don't sleep with any woman in the RS
<Shinagami101> when im older and in it for 10 Years possibly
<`Kaz> yeah
<`Kaz> It fucks you up
<Shinagami101> i wouldnt anyway :P
<`Kaz> yeah man I wasnt going to either
<Codyman> you say that now, but sometimes they just drive up to your door and try to fuck you
<Codyman> spyder tore like a swath of destruction across the continental US
* Shinagami101 gets out a notepad and starts taking notes
<Shinagami101> do go on
<Codyman> some of their vaginas have been known to swallow entire souls
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[22:33] * X sets mode: +o Rekio
[22:58] * Phil_Dark slaps Rekio around a bit with a large trout
[22:59] * Rekio smashes Phil's testicles with the ISD Wyvern.
<`Davery> Marry a lawyer or something
<`Kaz> Marry a pirate
<`Kaz> Then you can sail the seven seas and whatnot
<`Davery> wtf mates
<`Davery> i'm marrying Rich
<`Davery> askfdjasldfjlsdkf
<`Davery> SLKfdjaldkjf
<`Davery> asdkfjklvsjd;ld
<`Davery> cs.smd,f.
<`Davery> *rich
<Licah> ....
<`Davery> as in wealthy
<Licah> um
<`Davery> WEALTHY
<`Davery> fucking damnit
<Licah> rofl why did you capitalize that
<`Davery> SHUT THE HELL UP
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[17:55] <Codyman> i mean, boobs, zombies, and sharks
[17:55] <Codyman> all in one scene
[17:55] <Codyman> can anyone really beat that?
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<GEn_Raven> Oh yeah
<GEn_Raven> apparantly AnOTHER professor thinks im crazy
<GEn_Raven> I went to one of the LA professors that deals with population studies and asked him for some growth models
<GEn_Raven> he asked me for what...
<GEn_Raven> I explained...
<GEn_Raven> ... he kicked me out of his office
* Vaughan99 laughs
<Vaughan99> He . . . kicked you out of his office?
<Vaughan99> Haha
* Vaughan99 shakes his head
<Vaughan99> Did you kick his ass? :P
<GEn_Raven> no I stood outside his office, waited 5 minutes
<GEn_Raven> and knocked again
<GEn_Raven> he opened the door, looked at me... and shut it in my face and locked it
<GEn_Raven> So... I figure I win
<GEn_Raven> which makes me 1-0 for the day
* Vaughan99 laughs!
<Vaughan99> You made a professor lock himself in his office?
<Vaughan99> Hahahaha
<Vaughan99> That's awesome
<Vaughan99> You should get a medal or something for that
<Vaughan99> Rekio, you're Medals Officer
<Vaughan99> Find something appropriate
<Vaughan99> Although it may be a whole new level of awesome beyond anything we currently have
<GEn_Raven> man, I was just trying to be a good ALO!
<GEn_Raven> I'm going to find another professor after my physics class
<Vaughan99> You could repackage it into a context more easily consumed by 'the norms'
<Vaughan99> Such as -- fiction writer :P
<GEn_Raven> fuck that
<Vaughan99> Yes, but you get what you want :P
<GEn_Raven> "I need to make up planetary information for an online group dealing with the logistics of a multi-sector spacial organization in the Star Wars universe. Population charts plz?"
