<Sconn> I wish I was 17 again.
<Sconn> But not really
<Sconn> but kinda, 'cause then I could fuck 15 year olds legally
<Sconn> as opposed to the shady way I do it now.
<`Aisha> do re me fa so la
<`Aisha> te do n.n
<BlastAFK> It's ti
<`Aisha> I'm glad
<`Josh> no thanks I'm not thursty
<`Josh> thursty
<`Josh> thersty
<`Josh> hmm
<`Josh> what an odd word
<`Josh> thirsty
<`Josh> aha!
<`Josh> I R DUM!
<BlastAFK> ...
<BlastAFK> Wow, Josh
<`Josh> shut up blast
<BlastAFK> Just....wow
<`Josh> just
<`Josh> no
<`Josh> -.-
<<JesterWORK>> you really need to get rid of a couple of photos there Face, like the "wannabe carpenter" photo and the "i look like I came off my skateboard face first" photo
<<JesterWORK>> Kid with lightsaber though - pure gold
<<`Face>> And her name is Jaina
<<`Face>> heh
<<JesterWORK>> heh
<<`Face>> I lied to my wife when she asked if it was a starwars name
<RA_Raven> Our Sconnicus, who art in St. Paul. Hallowed be thy name. Thy bitches come. Thy will be done. On Earth as it is everywhere.
<RA_Raven>Give us this day our daily poon. And forgive us our ho-slappin, as we forgive those who ho-slap against us. And lead us not into unplanned parentood, and deliver us from dumb bitches. ASconn.
<Sconn> yeah, here in the civilized world, we call it welfare
<Sconn> and people need to qualify to get on it.
<Gavin_Storm> we qqualify after 1 year of work or if you have less the 8K in the bank
<Sconn> Yeah. Here, you gotta have like...a few kids and no child support
<Gavin_Storm> you get more if you have kids
<Gavin_Storm> naturally
<Sconn> So who pays for all that?
<Sconn> Do you all, with your taxes?
<Gavin_Storm> national insurance stamp or taxes
<Sconn> Oh righgt.
<Sconn> ...right*
<Sconn> I forgot your government taxes stamps. Which is why my country decided you all sucked and then kicked the shit outta you in two separate wars.
Session Start: Tue Aug 07 22:39:34 2007
[22:39] <RSDLightwind> Knock knock
[22:39] <RA_Raven> Who's there?
[22:40] <RSDLightwind> Dadoor
[22:40] * RA_Raven blows up Dadoor.
[22:40] <RA_Raven> not anymore!
[22:40] <RSDLightwind> LOL
[22:41] <RSDLightwind> now thats an open door policy
[22:42] <RA_Raven> That it is.
Another Kane quote. In this quote, we see yet another instance of how Kane wants to "bugger" Markus.
<Kane_R> Markus, that's my laptop, give it to me, and don't give me the look, I know you probably hate kids, and I'll bugger you for my laptop if you don't give it back.'
<Markus_J> ...Bugger me?
<Markus_J> Dude.
<Sconn> Eww.
<Eric_27> watch out
<Eric_27> he has the herpes
Although this line was directed towards a specific individual, it really applies to each and every one of us in the RS...
(note: Belinda talking through Vaughan's IRC connection)
<`Vaughan> "The day that I say 'Dave, I want sex' and you go 'no, I can't, I'm busy with Star Wars', then it's a problem"
[00:16] <VA_Raven> P228 hits for 20ish chest, right?
[00:16] <LCable> I think more like 30s
[00:16] <`Kaz> why would you hit them in the chest
[00:16] <`Kaz> SHOOT EM In THE HEAD!
[00:16] <Sair> CEnTER OF MASS
[00:16] <Sair> ITS THE BIGGEST PART
[00:17] <Sair> unless you're shooting at me, then its the wang
[00:17] <LCable> Dude, with CSS's weird-ass hitboxes, the head is almost as big as the chest
[00:17] <VA_Raven> ...because you normally aim at the upper torso/neck, fire, and allow your rectile to trace up to their face :P
[00:17] <Sair> ...
[00:17] <Sair> rectile
[00:17] <`Kaz> recticle
[00:17] <LCable> tee-hee
[00:17] <`Kaz> recticicle
[00:17] <LCable> recticicicicicle
[00:17] <Licah> ......
[00:17] <Sair> ALLOW YOUR RECTILE TO TRACE UP TO THEIR FACE
[00:17] <`Kaz> lol
<SconnBOOZE> Btich bitch bitch, Giz.
<Lori_Star> ooooo yeeeeeessss
06* SconnBOOZE blinks
<VA_Raven> ...
<VA_Raven> Did Lori just get off to Sconn tlking?
<VA_Raven> talking*
<SconnBOOZE> Wouldn't be the first time.
[17:37] * naesDraw strolls over to a window and looks out.
[17:38] <naesDraw> Crap! My wallet!
[17:38] * naesDraw runs for the vac suits locker and heads for a airlock.
[17:38] * naesDraw is now known as naes-EV
[19:54] <Himm> maybe I ought to christmas decorate my fighter
[19:54] <naesDraw> hm....
[19:54] <naesDraw> just keep the tinsel out of the intakes
[19:54] <Himm> lol
[19:55] <naesDraw> Mebe I'll spruce up Reset abit
[19:55] <Himm> hehe
[19:55] <Himm> add a sants beard
[19:55] <Himm> *santa
[19:56] <naesDraw> That is just th right amonut of funny to work.
[19:56] <naesDraw> at least a hat
[19:57] <naesDraw> i'll look into that..... oh.
[19:57] <Himm> and recalibrate his speaker to go ho-ho-ho in stead of all those beeps
[19:57] <naesDraw> we need a RS: Xmas thing.
[19:57] <Himm> hehe
[19:58] <naesDraw> Who's going out in a Vac suit and stringing the lights on the Shield Generators?
[19:58] <Himm> rofl
[19:59] <Himm> I've never seen an christmas opt for XWA
[19:59] <Himm> that'd been fun
[19:59] <naesDraw> this all is quite possablely quote worthy.
<Codyman> the AF is much like what I'd imagine having anal sex with a horse would be like
<Codyman> long, painful, and ungratifying, also somewhat confusing and complicated
