[21:15] <naesDraw> Force poke does -10 HP
[21:15] * naesDraw revives Himm
[21:15] <Swifty> -10?
[21:15] <naesDraw> tyes
[21:16] <Swifty> how do you do -10 on someone with 0
[21:16] <naesDraw> teh Force
[21:16] <naesDraw> :D
[21:16] <Swifty> so he now has 10?
[21:16] <Swifty> or -10?
[21:17] <naesDraw> um, `10
[21:17] <Swifty> 10?
[21:17] <Swifty> Do -60
[21:17] <naesDraw> um,
[21:17] <Swifty> we need him well enough to make the mission
[21:17] * naesDraw Uses Force Poke
[21:18] <naesDraw> it's not very effective
[21:18] <naesDraw> durr.... swifty halp?
[21:18] * Swifty uses an upgraded force poke that does -50
[21:19] * naesDraw has a bad idea and looks at swifty...
[21:19] <Swifty> what?
[21:19] * naesDraw slaps Swifty around a bit with a large trout
[21:19] <naesDraw> kekekekekekekekkekekekekekekkekke
[21:19] <Swifty> WHY?
[21:19] <naesDraw> um.
[21:20] <naesDraw> cuz
Dagger has morals?
[14:44] <naesDraw> if he says ok, you could be the moral officer
[14:44] <naesDraw> wait, what morals.....
[14:44] <Swifty> the what
[14:44] <naesDraw> :P
[14:44] <Swifty> :P
[14:45] <naesDraw> the make people feel better officer
<Swifty> What does a hangover feel like?
<RS_Gizmo> well, it varies from person to person, but when it's bad, I generally feel tired as hell, I have an annoying headache which feels like the inside of my head is bigger than my skull, and my stomach doesn't generally feel right until after I've been to the toilet and released a poo of evil doom :P
<RS_Gizmo> the only way to feel better seems to be to lie in bed under a duvet and try to sleep :P
<RS_Gizmo> although greasey fry ups and DVDs which you don't have to think much about can also be good
<Swifty> Don't get drunk would work just as well
<Swifty> I tried to argue with Kaz, which Sconn promptly recommended against :P
<VA_Raven> You should take the recommendation.
<Swifty> he said:
<Swifty> <Swifty> Is it possible to fight Kaz and win?
<Swifty> <Sconn> no.
<Swifty> <Sconn> Because, like a woman
<Swifty> <Sconn> Kaz defies logic in an argument
<VA_Raven> He is correct.
<Swifty> Checks book of "What to do in RS" "#1 Listen to the FC
<Swifty> "
<Swifty> :P
<VA_Raven> #1 would be 'Do not mess with Kaz'.
<VA_Raven> #2 would be 'Listen to the FC'
<Swifty> What happens if you mess with Kaz?
<Swifty> :P
<VA_Raven> You will Engage The Rage.
<Swifty> #3 'Do not let Sconn or Spokes anywhere near alcohol when they're on duty' :P
Friday night - Saturday Morning (7th/8th Dec) Madness in the B&G
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03[01:39] * CrazyFace has joined #RS_BAR_AnD_GRILL
[01:40] <CrazyFace> hiyo
[01:40] <`Kaz> woah woah...
[01:40] <CrazyFace> what is this crazy place
[01:40] <`Kaz> CrazyFace?
[01:40] <`Kaz> Im sorry, how is that a name?
[01:40] <`Kaz> That's more of an abstract idea
[01:41] <Codyman> good question
[01:41] <Sair> In January 2008... Meet... CRAZYFACE
03[01:41] * Serpico has joined #RS_BAR_AnD_GRILL
[01:41] <CrazyFace> what's a Kaz?
[01:41] <Codyman> what is this crazy place?
[01:42] <Serpico> I'd like some grilled ham please
[01:42] <Sair> perhaps its a crazy train
[01:42] <Serpico> with a Tennets chaser
[01:42] <`Kaz> ....what the fuck
[01:42] <`Kaz> Who are you people
06[01:42] * Teu_32 sings Crazy train at the top of her lungs
[01:42] <`Kaz> Sair, are you watching the door?
[01:42] <CrazyFace> i dunno escapees from the womb
[01:42] <Sair> hell no
[01:42] <Serpico> who are what people?
[01:42] <Sair> though I can tell you that Teu is apparently pretending to be a
girl.
[01:42] <`Kaz> What do I pay you for then?
06[01:42] * CrazyFace starts breaking shit
[01:42] <`Vaughan> !lookup serpico
[01:42] <MrBot> no results found.
[01:42] <`Kaz> Oh no, not more pretend girls
[01:43] <Sair> yeah
[01:43] <Codyman> teu is a girl who pretends to be a man
[01:43] <Sair> its Jack all over again
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[01:43] <Teu_32> um Sair i am a girl
[01:43] <cliffster> sup
[01:43] <Codyman> heh, it's like cheers now
[01:43] <CrazyFace> nORM!!!
[01:43] <Teu_32> my name is Elisabeth
[01:43] <Sair> Sure you are, BOB
[01:43] <Codyman> and she's 32
[01:43] <cliffster> bullshit, Teui
[01:43] <Teu_32> what
[01:43] <cliffster> did i stutter?
[01:43] <Codyman> Bombs Over Bahgdad!
[01:44] <Teu_32> I Am a female
[01:44] <`Kaz> which time?
[01:44] <`Kaz> 91 or now
[01:44] <CrazyFace> chicks don't hang out online
[01:44] <Sair> isn't that an offspring song
[01:44] <Codyman> nope
[01:44] <Codyman> Outkast
[01:44] <Sair> well shit
06[01:44] * cliffster whistles and says, "next time, drop the nick"
[01:44] <cliffster> yea yea
[01:44] <`Josh> ok, lay off her.
[01:44] <cliffster> so I forgot
[01:44] <Sair> they have some bahgdad song
[01:44] <cliffster> fuck you
03[01:45] * X sets mode: +o `Josh
06[01:45] * CrazyFace feels a fight a brewin'
[01:45] <`Vaughan> Teu's a member; who the hell are the rest?
[01:45] <`Josh> fuck you he says..
06[01:45] * `Josh nods
01[01:45] <HeavyAFK> hehe
03[01:45] * `Josh sets mode: +b *!*Confused@*.dc.dc.cox.net
03[01:45] * cliffster was kicked by `Josh (bye)
[01:45] <`Josh> Anyone else?
06[01:45] * CrazyFace points to X
[01:45] <Sair> the hell
[01:45] <Sair> Kaz, Josh is speaking
[01:45] <Sair> what did you do
[01:45] <CrazyFace> lol
[01:46] <Teu_32> hi Josh
[01:46] <Sair> did you read an ancient evil book
[01:46] <Serpico> I'm undercover
[01:46] <`Kaz> Josh has learned well from the Teachings of Kaz
[01:46] <`Kaz> I read lots of those actually
[01:46] <CrazyFace> what is a kaz anyways?
[01:46] <`Kaz> I even wrote a few
[01:46] <CrazyFace> like.. pez?
01[01:46] <HeavyAFK> Kaz is King, you will bow
03[01:46] * CrazyFace was kicked by `Kaz (This is a Kaz, that is a Kaz, you are
not a Kaz, goodbye!)
03[01:46] * CrazyFace has joined #RS_BAR_AnD_GRILL
[01:47] <Sair> did you just call Kaz Ewe Boll?
06[01:47] * CrazyFace coughs uncomfortably.. "I think i just had sex somehow"
06[01:47] * CrazyFace returns kaz's boot
[01:47] <Sair> Unlikely.
03[01:47] * `Josh sets mode: +b *!*dementedd@*.31.121.70.cfl.res.rr.com
03[01:47] * CrazyFace was kicked by `Josh (You'll never know what sex is.)
[01:48] <Sair> seriously, what is this
[01:48] <`Josh> Are we done with being fucking stupid tonite?>
[01:48] <Codyman> lol
[01:48] <Sair> I'm frightened and confused
06[01:48] * Serpico once saw a man looking like MC Hammer got hung
[01:48] <Serpico> it stuck with me
[01:49] <`Josh> now.. there remains two questions I need to ask.
[01:49] <`Josh> 1. Who were the asshats I just banned?
[01:49] <`Josh> 2. Who the fuck is serpico ?
[01:49] <`Kaz> You missed one
03[01:49] * `Kaz sets mode: +b *!*@TheShane.users.undernet.org
[01:49] <Sair> I MISSED YOUR FACE
03[01:50] * Serpico was kicked by `Kaz (Y HALLO THAR!)
<`Josh> !lookup mom
<MrBot> 1. GEn Sair Mandella -- http://www.rebelsquadrons.org/profiles/185 -- anon@rebelsquadrons.org
<Kirghy> lol
* Sconn blinks
<Sconn> !lookup yourmom
<MrBot> 1. GEn Sair Mandella -- http://www.rebelsquadrons.org/profiles/185 -- anon@rebelsquadrons.org
<Sconn> heh
<Kirghy> !lookup sconn's mom
* MrBot has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client)
[<`Kaz> way to go Kirghy
<`Kaz> Way to fucking go
<`Kaz> THIS is why we can't have nice things
<`Josh> ...
* Kirghy looks at Josh
<Kirghy> I think I broke it
[03:51:07] <SkrevSEMI> hey just wait til the million dollor boob or whatever comes out and your golden
[03:51:11] <SkrevSEMI> ...
[03:51:13] <SkrevSEMI> Book!
[03:51:16] <SkrevSEMI> Book I say!
[03:51:31] <Skifter> honestly..
[03:51:35] <Skifter> the "your" bothers me more
[03:51:41] <SkrevSEMI> rofl
[03:51:44] <Skifter> but yes, i do have million dollar boons, thank you
[03:51:52] <Skifter> boons? hahah
[03:51:56] <Skifter> that's what i get for lying
[16:09] <Teu> Chopping onions with a big knife is a great anger reliever when one is angery
[16:11] <Lori_Star> stripping is also a good way to relief anger
[16:12] <Tethran> Lori: Care to send us pictures of you relieving stress then? :-p
11:14:32 PM <Markus_J> Markus can do what?
11:14:42 PM <Lurescz_V> stand on one leg and cover one eye
11:14:45 PM <Markus_J> I CAn!
11:14:51 PM <Lurescz_V> therefore showing us all what a true buttpirate looks like.
11:14:53 PM <Markus_J> ..lulz!
11:14:55 PM <Lurescz_V> OH!
11:14:57 PM <Lurescz_V> BURn!
11:14:57 PM <Teu> lol
11:15:00 PM * Lurescz_V sizzles. :P
11:15:03 PM * Cay-Qel gives Markus some ice
11:15:05 PM <Markus_J> By showing you a mirror, James?
11:15:18 PM <Lurescz_V> no, but doing the above action, blockhead. keep up, willya? :P
11:15:37 PM <Markus_J> neg. That would require I take it in the pooper. Thus, I am no buttpirate, cockslurper.
11:16:03 PM <Teu> now i want steak
