// Sometimes, the love of bacon can be so intense that it drudges up old lines of conflict....
[12:17] <SconnDRUnK> no fuck that
[12:17] <SconnDRUnK> you take bacon
[12:17] <SconnDRUnK> and you coat it in brown sugar
[12:17] <SconnDRUnK> and then bake it in the oven at 375
[12:17] <RS_Gizmo> ....
[12:17] <SconnDRUnK> for like 15 minutes
[12:17] <SconnDRUnK> it comes out glorious
[12:17] <SconnDRUnK> fuck you giz
[12:17] <RS_Gizmo> then die 20 minutes later
[12:17] <Cyrel> BUT YOU DIE HAPPY
[12:17] <SconnDRUnK> fuck you europeans and your holier than thou nutrition
[12:17] <Sarriah> hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
[12:18] <SconnDRUnK> blah blah blah we drink red wine
[12:18] <SconnDRUnK> yeah
[12:18] <SconnDRUnK> you know what else you europeans drink?
[12:18] <SconnDRUnK> FUCKInG HOLOCAUST
[12:18] <RS_Gizmo> you take that back Sconn! you take that back this instant!
[12:18] <SconnDRUnK> no sir, Jew jokes are funny.
[12:18] <RS_Gizmo> I do not fucking drink red wine!
[12:18] * Cyrel debates quoting this
[12:18] <SconnDRUnK> the hell you don't
[12:19] <RS_Gizmo> I'll hell you in the face
[12:19] <RS_Gizmo> beer you drunken bastard, beeer!
[12:19] <SconnDRUnK> I'll hell you when your country bails mine out of a fucking world war.
[12:19] <SconnDRUnK> Also, yes, I like beer
[12:19] <SconnDRUnK> and I appreciate your love for beer
[12:19] <SconnDRUnK> however
[12:19] <SconnDRUnK> the fact of the matter remains that um...yeah, who kicked Jerry's ass?
[12:19] <Eric|Semi> Chuck norris did.
[12:19] <Sarriah> ohhhhhh, red wine... makes me really really hot... fast
[12:20] <SconnDRUnK> That's right. Good 'ol Charlie Company, on D-Day.
[12:20] * Cyrel blinks
[12:20] <Cyrel> GET SAR SOME RED WInE! :P
[12:20] <RS_Gizmo> for the record, you didn't bail us out of WW2. You said "oooh, screw that, we're not getting involved with you goddamn Europeans! Hell, we probably shouldn't even be trading with you limey sons of.. what the fuck just happened to Pearl Harbour? Screw that!"
[12:20] <RS_Gizmo> :P
[12:20] * SconnDRUnK blinks, orders several more bottles of red wine for the #allegience bar.
[12:20] <SconnDRUnK> On top of it, sir.
[12:20] <SconnDRUnK> Um...
[12:20] <SconnDRUnK> yeah dude
[12:20] <SconnDRUnK> you are LUCKY that Hirohito thought it was a good idea to bomb hawaii.
[12:21] <SconnDRUnK> otherwise we'd be having this conversation in Kraut.
[12:21] <RS_Gizmo> nein!
[12:21] <RS_Gizmo> :P
[12:21] <SconnDRUnK> Lord knows I could speak it, but you?
[12:21] <Sarriah> lol
[12:22] <SconnDRUnK> Hell man. I'm 1/2 German, 1/2 Cherokee. I'm so confused about WWII that I just spout off random incendiary shit.
<Lenna> explains why i couldn't hear the music i put my headphones into the wrong hole
01<`Eric> .......
<Zedan> ...
<Zedan> Uh... They go on your ears.
01<`Eric> lmfao
<Zedan> I don't know... What... Else... You were expecting to hear them with...
swiftye: You know Terminator/Remus is annoying? naes Draw: er, no
swiftye: Kaz gave me the order to fix him naes Draw: oh, did he naes Draw: blaster, or something fancier?
swiftye: The order was so bad, Kaz apologized, wished me good luck, and gave me a list of people that
can help naes Draw: We could have Dagger jump 'em, and go from there naes Draw: Kicks is inventive...
swiftye: When Kirghy heard the order, he said
swiftye: "Swifty: Welcome to command" naes Draw: I think some of the Daggers have commando training, we could sneak in and get this guy. naes Draw: Or we could hire out some of CD
swiftye: Josh banned him from B&G, and Remus thought Josh banned him from the whole internet naes Draw doesn't appear to be paying much attention
swiftye whacks you naes Draw: With a fishie, I hope
swiftye: no, I graduated to cinderblocks naes Draw: oh naes Draw ducks
[20:39] <`Kaz> nature will retaliate with new and more complex forms of cancer :P
[20:39] <MCal> that's the sad thing
[20:39] <MCal> same with bacterial infections
[20:39] <MCal> and viral infections
[20:39] <DugongBot> and viral dugongfections
[20:39] <MCal> lol
<SwiftySEMI> wait, that's really Max Reem?
<`Dismal`> Yes it is, Swifty.
<MCal> where's the jam?
* `Anubis` has joined #RID
<SwiftySEMI> Where the hell has he been?
* `Dismal` sets mode: +o `Anubis`
<`Dismal`> Dining ladies and driving fast cars.
<`Max> fine ladies*
<`Dismal`> Lies.
<`Dismal`> I saw you with that fat chick.
<MCal> lol
<`Max> heh, fat chicks are like mopeds.
<`Max> They're fun to ride, but you never want anyone to know you did it.
[21:28] * X sets mode: +o `Kaz
[21:28] <@ADM_Raven> AAHAHAHAHAHAH
[21:28] <@Shikkie> heh, the fact that you brag about that
[21:28] * ADM_Raven changes topic to '<`Remus> I mean hey I am only 14 and I'v been around the block more then any of you trust me I have.'
[21:28] <`Remus> 22 times ecactly :)
[21:28] <@Shikkie> just speaks volumes
[21:28] <@ADM_Raven> ROFL
[21:28] <@`Kaz> wow you JUST beat me
[21:28] <@Shikkie> HE COUnTS
[21:28] <@ADM_Raven> ROTFLMAO
[15:12] <Swifty> Big nasty storm not coming
[15:12] <naesAFK> weatherbug begs to disagree
[15:12] <Swifty> Weatherbug has been wrong
[15:13] <naesAFK> Radar?
[15:13] <Swifty> Chance of rain 80 percent.
[15:13] <naesAFK> I can see the red blob
[15:13] <Swifty> 80 is not 100
[15:14] <Swifty> oh shit
[15:14] <Swifty> that blob
[15:14] <naesAFK> yes, Swifty, THAT blob
[17:16] <Z_Antilles> Wait..
[17:16] <Z_Antilles> wait...
[17:16] <Z_Antilles> you have personal experience with your D&D group blowing dick?
[17:16] <Rhuryc> It's fuxin' increable
[17:16] <Ramz> lol
[21:58] <RAD_Sconn> I'll tell you two things about myself -- I'm an asshole, I'm righteously vindictive and I don't play fair.
[21:59] <`ADM_Raven> He is also the Allegience Battle Group XO, and acts with any and all authority of a Fleet Commanding Officer.
06[21:59] * naesDraw counts those... Three?
[21:59] <`ADM_Raven> He also can't count.
[21:59] <Ciredik> We blame that on the weed
[19:08] * X has quit IRC (Still making odd noises. Lets send it back to the mechanics again!)
[19:11] <Rhuryc> >.>
[19:11] <Rhuryc> <.<
[19:16] * X has joined #allegience
[19:16] * *.undernet.org sets mode: +o X
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[19:18] <Lord_Draw> X needs to go to the shop
<<ADM_Raven>> VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHAn
<<CMDR_Jace>> they you could do incremental pt based
<<`Vaughan>> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEn
<<CMDR_Jace>> like for 10-20 pts 2 merits
<<ADM_Raven>> you make me happy
<<CMDR_Jace>> 30-50 3 merits etc
<<`Vaughan>> "Sounds like you're sing-songing him" Belinda says, maybe jealously?
<<`Vaughan>> How do I make you happy, Raven dear?
<<ADM_Raven>> you'd better believe it, minister of boobies
<<ADM_Raven>> you're on my level of nerdiness so I don't feel like a complete outcast.
<<`Vaughan>> She giggles
<<`Vaughan>> Haha
<<ADM_Raven>> that and you're fucking awesome
<<`Vaughan>> What in particular has you happy?
<<ADM_Raven>> has me happy?
<<ADM_Raven>> im just drunk. and will be more drunk once the rest of the glass of whatever i had poured in it kicks in
<<`Vaughan>> I mean, what have I done specifically that's got you happy with me :P
<<ADM_Raven>> nothing
<<ADM_Raven>> you're just you
* <`Vaughan> laughs.
<<ADM_Raven>> and that makes you awesome
<<ADM_Raven>> i defy anyone here to disagree with me
<<`Vaughan>> "Awesome. Aww, sounds like he loves you unconditionally" Belinda says
<<ADM_Raven>> Oh I do. She'd better watch out.
