<Swifty> <<I also need a master in general. Any recommendations on that one?>>
<@Markus_1> «Sim until you find someone you think would be a good fit.»
<@RAD_Sconn> <<I'd recommend Master Bates. He still floats around the temple from time to time.>>
<Swifty> <<Who is he again?>>
<@RAD_Sconn> <<Tall guy, kinda pink, with a big head.>>
<`Josh> I can't see out my window it's raining so hard
<`Josh> If I go away I lost power
<Remus|AFK> okay
<Remus|AFK> the following are current severe thinderstorm warnings for Mass see if one of these is your county Josh
<Remus|AFK> SEVERE THUnDERSTORM WARnInG FOR MIDDLESEX COUnTY, nORFOLK COUnTY, SUFFOLK COUnTY, WORCESTER COUnTY, MA
<Remus|AFK> SEVERE THUnDERSTORM WARnInG FOR MIDDLESEX COUnTY, WORCESTER COUnTY, MA
<Remus|AFK> SEVERE THUnDERSTORM WARnInG UPDATE FOR ESSEX COUnTY, MIDDLESEX COUnTY, SUFFOLK COUnTY, MA
<Remus|AFK> Marine Alertsback to top
<Remus|AFK> SPECIAL MARInE WARnInG FOR BOSTOn HARBOR, COASTAL WATERS FROM MERRIMACK RIVER MA OUT 25 nM TO PLYMOUTH MA OUT 40 nM, MA
<Remus|AFK> Special Weather Alertsback to top
<Remus|AFK> yea dude
<`Josh> couldn't fucking tell BY THE STORM OVER MY HEAD
<`Josh> dumbass.
<`Josh> Really, we didn't need you to tell me the obvious.
<Rhuryc> I lol'd.
<Swifty> as did I
<`Josh> I kinda figured out we have a sever storm by the lightning and wall of rain blocking out my window
<RA_Cyrel> The only pleasent thing about warm weather is the lack of clothing some women wear.
<Eric|AFK> there's a down side to that, Cyrel
<RA_Cyrel> I said some women.
<RA_Cyrel> The spherical ones should remain clothed.
<Codyman> lol, I love teaching my students fake things
<Codyman> Fourth of Jew Lies
<Codyman> lol
<`Dismal`> ...haha
<Codyman> japanese people are so racist they can totally believe it too
-= Josh found the nerf gun and was taking random shots at Raven... =-
<Raven> Dude! You just shot me! Glad it wasn't in the dick.
<Josh> I'm not used to hitting small targets.
<Raven> Well, don't shoot me in the dick. That would suck.
*Josh shoot raven in the dickhead
*Raven holds his dick and falls over
<Raven> YOUSHOT ME In THE DICK HEAD! WHAT THE FUCK! OW!
*Josh falls over from laughing so hard
Hmm if they only knew about the other drunken misadventures of Josh Hawkins.
[18:55] <`Kaz> Jesus you guys should see Josh drunk, it's epic
[18:55] <`Eric> really
[18:55] <`Kaz> yup
[18:56] <ADM_Raven> omg, rofl
[18:56] <ADM_Raven> yes
[18:57] <`Kaz> he tried to rally a search party for his bottle
[18:57] <ADM_Raven> I'm glad that he didn't find it. He's in bad enough shape as it is right now
[18:57] <`Kaz> lol I can imagine
[19:06] <Swifty> Everyone can see you did that too :P
[19:06] <Ramz> fuck you! :P
[19:07] <Swifty> I don't respond to sexual favors :P
[19:07] <Ramz> lol
[19:07] <Ramz> asshole! :P
[16:46] <`Z`> I got koed and put over by the Rabid Womp Rat =(
[16:46] <`Eric> awwww
[16:47] <`Z`> But I am better now.
[16:48] <`Eric> oh, ok.
[16:48] <`Z`> And I'll be even better in about 12 minutes
[16:49] <`Eric> what heppens in 12 mins?
[16:49] <`Eric> happens*
[16:49] <`Dismal`> Surprize sechs?
[21:13] <`Kaz> Screw China
[21:13] * X sets mode: -o `Josh
[21:13] <`Josh> no thanks, dunno what I'd catch
[21:13] <Markus_J> heh
[21:13] <Swifty> Why are we screwing China again?
[21:14] <Teu> they suck
[21:14] <Swifty> We should at least bring condoms then
[21:14] <Swifty> lest we get a plethora of STDs
[21:14] <naesDraw> ... :P
[21:16] <Teu> Eeewww
-= While incredibly drunk, and while Kailen had a moment of crying =-
*Kailen runs off to the bathroom
*Josh walks over to Kaz
<Josh> Is she ok?
<Kaz> I think so.
<Josh> Did you fuck up?
<Kaz> I don't think so, but probably.
note: This was done in an ABG sim. Both Markus and Jessa were on the lift, until Jessa stepped off of it and this came up.
<@`Fiona> (Yeah, but who wants to be alone on a lift with Markus?)
<@Jessa_R> <lol>
<@Markus_J> «Jessa'd be okay. :P»
<@Jessa_R> <really?>
<@Valen> «Oooh, buuuuuurn. :P»
<@Markus_J> «Yeah. Markus wouldn't want a piece of that. :P»
<@Jessa_R> <my characters done enough of that of late thanks>
<@Markus_J> «what, getting raped in an elevator?»
<@RA_Cyrel> I need to go proctor an exam and look for cheaters. And by look for cheaters, I mean stare at the hot bitches. And by stare at the hot bitches, I mean undress them with my mind. And by undress them with my mind, I mean I need to get laid.
<@RA_Cyrel> peace!
<ADM_Raven> On the plus side
<ADM_Raven> I fulfilled another of my top 100 goals in life
<@RA_Cyrel> made a bank employee cry?
<Valen> lol
<ADM_Raven> and that was say "Bitch, give me my money." and have it be true
<ADM_Raven> I got so mad I just blurted it out on the phone
