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#1732 (3) - Posted by GEN Markus Jarnhann
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<Sconn> We recorded one song. One of the guys from that band hung himself his second semester at college, which was kinda lame, but I didn't really like him anyway, so fuck it.

#1821 (5) - Posted by MGN Nicolai Ginofev
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<FA_Raven> GM: Tawny: Blub Blub. You channel your inner goldfish and determine that you are, in fact, not a goldfish. You sense this. You sense it well.
* Tawny_M shrugs and steps aboard the lift.
<Tawny_M> "I've confirmed I'm not a goldfish...thanks, the Force."
* Belasai shrugs, eyeing the conduits again.. and shakes his head, hopping onto the lift.
<FA_Raven> GM: Amusingly, you find you're better than Kanye West as well, as he cannot tell if he is a fish or not.
<Tawny_M> <<Or married to a Hobbit>>
<Koah> << he is black. He can't be a goldfish. >>
<Sconn> <<Goldfish can be black too, you fucking racist.>>

#1734 (4) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<`Kaz> live your life after resuce me
<`Kaz> nothing can go wrong

#1735 (9) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<Sarriah> fake it
<@ADM_Raven> That's what she said
<Sarriah> lol
<Sarriah> *I* never fake it :P
<@Sconn> I have.
<Sarriah> and nOW, I am going home. I don't even wanna know *how* you'd fake it, Sconn :P
* Sarriah (~zannnie@wsip-68-99-113-248.ks.ok.cox.net) Quit (Quit)
<@ADM_Raven> he gets mayonaise packets from Arbys for a reason
<@ADM_Raven> ...DAMnIT :P

#1736 (7) - Posted by FA Licah Fox
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[7:57pm] * HeavyD never Spyder, probably to the best from the stories
[7:57pm] HeavyD: never knew*
[7:57pm] Sconn: That's not surprising
[7:57pm] Skrev: Be gld
[7:57pm] Skrev: *glad
[7:57pm] Skrev: Be very glad that you never met her.
[7:57pm] Sconn: The best RS experience i've ever had irl
[7:57pm] Sconn: Probably
[7:58pm] Licah: ....

#1737 (5) - Posted by COL Kane "Kid" Dev Redron
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<@RA_Cyrel> 4SGM:12 Jessa: Just how far did you stick it in?
<@RA_Cyrel> 4SGM:12 (quiet.)
<@Aedaria> «:X»
<@Jessa_R> <as far as it would go>

#1739 (11) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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[01:14] <`Fiona> fuck
[01:14] <`Fiona> my phone is completely dead
[01:14] <`Fiona> this is not good
[01:14] <Sconn> ?
[01:14] <Sconn> no charger?
[01:14] <`Fiona> it's plugged in
[01:14] <`Fiona> it won't turn on and the charging light isn't coming on
[01:14] <`Fiona> fuck
[01:14] <Sconn> what kind of phone?
[01:14] <`Fiona> smartphone
[01:14] <`Fiona> HTC Diamond
[01:14] <Sconn> take the battery out for starters
[01:14] <Sconn> and the SIM card if you've got one
[01:14] <Sconn> unplug it first, obv.
[01:14] <`Fiona> did the former, no sim card
[01:15] <Sconn> ...weird.
[01:15] <Sconn> did you like...spill something on it or something?
[01:15] <`Fiona> nope
[01:15] <`Fiona> ... wtf
[01:15] <`Fiona> took the battery out a second time
[01:15] <`Fiona> it works now
[01:15] <`Fiona> jesus
[01:16] <Sconn> AM SCOnn

#1740 (14) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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[22:32] * `Kyle quit scouts to take up ninja and later baseball
[22:33] <notSconn> I quit scouts to take up marijuana and alcoholism.

#1741 (10) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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* @Bylaws section 6: Sconn
* @Bylaws 6.1: Am Sconn.
* @Bylaws 6.2 Do not dispute this fact.

#1742 (12) - Posted by BGN Ray Djo
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<Codyman> arent there like directions somewhere?
<TaReDjo> Thats why im having so much trouble
<TaReDjo> i never actually filled out a join form... i dont even know if they had them when i first started
<TaReDjo> and i talked to one of the guuys in Red Squadron, and he said something about having an instructor? or something
<TaReDjo> but i havent heard anything from any of them either
<TaReDjo> and Castor cant figure it out when he is 600 miles away and in bed!
<Codyman> you have his phone number?
<TaReDjo> i should hope so! lol
<Codyman> family?
<TaReDjo> im his daughter. :D
<Markus_J> Saaaair
<TaReDjo> I was reading the bylaws... and i laughed when it said the "chain of command" and how the RSFC was only to be contacted as a last resort.
<Markus_J> Saaiiirrr
<Markus_J> I thought you were supposed to prevent Castor from spawning?!

#1743 (11) - Posted by BGN Ray Djo
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<Markus_J> ...and another one finds confusion in the shenanigans that constitute the B&G.
<Markus_J> My job here is done.
<Markus_J> AWAY!
* Markus_J flees into the night.

#1745 (1) - Posted by FA Licah Fox
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<James_RS> Last GF I had, I may of been 8 years old... actually.
<`Teu> thats not a girlfriend
<`Teu> that a friend who happens to be a girl
<James_RS> no... no. It was more then that, trust me.

#1746 (1) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<Codyman> oh my god, period sex always feels like stinky murder

#1747 (2) - Posted by 1LT Darren Jeter
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<MCal> well, your wish is Chicago's desire
<MCal> Minnesota has the ball again
<MCal> because Cutler sucks ass
<MCal> lmao
<MCal> I love the commentator's remark about Favre
<MCal> "Considering that Favre's had an average of 17 interceptions per season, and the fact that he's had 3 this season, you'd have to wonder if the coach is sweating bullets about a slew of bad luck"

#1748 (3) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<`IronMan> "Hi, my name is Lucas Stark, and you probably know me from kickin' Imperial ass from pillar to post...."

#1749 (-2) - Posted by BGN Ray Djo
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<C> 1 client should have been opped.
<RayDjo> !op
* `MrBot sets mode: +o RayDjo
<+James_AFK> !op
<@`MrBot> James_AFK, you do not have sufficient access to #pbf.
<+James_AFK> *&%! YOU
<+James_AFK> STUPID SOB MRBOT
<@RayDjo> AHAHAHAHAHAHA

#1757 (5) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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[22:43] <Teu> why the fuck does this person want to ball me argh
[22:43] <Teu> call*
[22:43] <Kirghy> lol
[22:43] <Teu> i need to go to bed
[22:44] <Sconn> ROFL
[22:44] <Ray_D> lololol

#1758 (8) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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[22:46] <Ray_D> i totally just passed up sex for a bubblewrap game on an ipod. :P WIn.
[22:46] <Teu> ......................
[22:46] * Sconn is now known as SconnAFK
[22:49] <Ray_D> what? its an awesome game.

#1759 (6) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[22:04] * Ciredik warp matters Davin's saber, which he STOLE A SHIP and MURDERED people to retrieve, into a dildo. He hands the construct to Callista, locks them both in a supply closet on the ship, and thus saves continuity. The end.
[22:06] <Markus_J> SGM: ...Rofl, please roll that.

#1760 (9) - Posted by BGN Ray Djo
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<CPT_James> you are 5'3? You are now to short for me
<@ADM_Raven> ...
<Ray_D> OH THAnK GOD
<@ADM_Raven> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
<`Eric> LOL
<`IronMan> James, you can't act like you have choices.
<Teu> lol
<Ray_D> shit
<Ray_D> if i knew that was all it was going to take...
<@Licah> ....wow
<Ray_D> i would have stated it sooner
<@Markus_J> Annnd there James goes cutting out the one woman who might actually touch his cock for cash
<Swifty> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
<@Licah> James has now called Ray too fat and short in one sitting

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