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#243 (5) - Posted by BGN Inys Fey`Lar
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<Wolverin> help me.. i can't stop eating nuts
<Rahj> What's your address again?

#244 (3) - Posted by VA Trace
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* Davil toddles in and climbs up into Kaz's lap <Kaz> AHHH <Kaz> GET IT AWAY * Kaz calls up a squad of commandos to remove the child <Davil> UnCY KAZ A MEAnIE!

#245 (3) - Posted by BGN Rave Craise
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<SnakeFace> Hello good citizen RyanDeean.....my name is Batman.....you could be my assistant....would you like that??? Would you like to ride with Batman?
* RyanDeean would like that

#247 (3) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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* RS_Shik dances like Shizmo, cute and furry like.
* SVBerkana looks at Shik
<RS_Davery> We hire Shik out to do belly dances for foreign dignitaries, if you\'re interested
<RS_Shik> :D
<SVBerkana> Well its Ramaj\'s bachelor\'s party tomorrow night
<SVBerkana> and ehm...
<SVBerkana> Well why not Shik :)

#248 (4) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<Cpt-Randy> Vender with a zippo... I'm scared <Ater> The man's excited over a lighter...imagine when he gets a car.

#250 (2) - Posted by VA Trace
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<Trace-> who unbanned *!*@*.fi? * CptRandor looks accusingly at X. * Trace- flips X off <Trace-> bitch

#252 (-3) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<`Mikey> Can i have a project titled TauHC?
<Indy> And what would HC represent, Mike?
<`Mikey> cause if you just make them all the regular ol letters....THC.....
<`Mikey> the most fun ingredient in cannabis :)
* `Mikey jumps around like an excited schoolgirl
<Indy> Down boy.
<Glytch_> That would explain some of the HC members. :)

#255 (-1) - Posted by BGN Fion "Zero" Grell
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<Cpt-Randy> !8ball Will Skull's Dick get bigger than 4 inches?
<Wesley1> Cpt-Randy, |8ball says:| Yes Yes Yes Yes
<Cpt-Randy> nO!

#256 (2) - Posted by FA Dev
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<Dev-> !8ball blow me?
<Wesley1> Dev-, |8ball says:| stop bothering me

#258 (0) - Posted by VA Trace
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<`Mikey> well, they DO rejoice in ingesting the body and blood of jesus every week :) <Trace-> And you eat dick, so dont complain.

#259 () - Posted by VA Trace
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<CptRandor> <Trace--> boring w/o cheats <-- just like any sexual relationship

#261 (2) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<`Mikey> "Willy's necrophiliacs, you off em we boff em"
<`Mikey> "County Morgue, you kill em we chill em"
<Ambious> "Peer connection resetting, you talk we mock"
<Tomare> "Ed's bait and grill. You hook it, we cook it."
<`Mikey> "Insane Asylum, you're crazy we're lazy so let's all take a nap"
<`Mikey> "Janitors Unlimited, you drop it we mop it"
<Ambious> "Benny's Street cleaners: Your dogs poop it, we scoops it."
<`Mikey> "Dust collectors, you sweep it we keep it"
<`Mikey> "Leaf lovers, you rake it we take it"
<`Mikey> "Sympathetic gigolos, he threw you we do you"
<`Mikey> or "Sympathetic gigolos, He dump ya we pump ya"

#262 (2) - Posted by VA Trace
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<Trace-> Ive been sucking for over a year now

#263 (0) - Posted by LCM Ater-Itos-Sist-Gand
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<BGn-Shik> <Feminne orgasm voice> Johnny Patrick! Your voice makes me so wet!

#265 (-2) - Posted by VA Trace
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<VATrace> [Daed-Dead PInG reply]: 0secs, [Ian-ZzZzZ PInG reply]: 1sec, [Shil PInG reply]: 2secs, [`Dylor PInG reply]: 3secs, [R2_D5 PInG reply]: 4secs, [`RichSLP PInG reply]: 5secs <-- Wow, 0,1,2,3,4,5

#266 (1) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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* Keets takes her garter off and offers it to sent

#267 (-1) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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* Keets turns into a gerbil and scuttles around * Los turns into another gerbil <`Dylor> And we all know what gerbils do. <SentMosh> And dogs. <Los> poop all over the place? <Keets> yay, let's have hot gerbil sex <SentMosh> And... any other sort of mammal.. <Los> hot gerbil sex! * Los has hot gerbil sex with Keets * Keets squeeks and cums <`Dylor> Good god.. * Keets promises he'll call in the morning * Los smokes a tiny ciggarette * Keets runs away

#270 (0) - Posted by VA Trace
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** SeX is now known as Trace
<Sently> Can't wait to get some Trace tonite...
* CptVender wouldn't be surprised if Erin and Mike had trace. :P
* Sently would watch

#275 (1) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<Daedalus-> i found a dildo in my moms room

#276 (3) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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*** RaanduXvT is now known as Raandu <IllLos> Raandu got shot down quickly <Raandu> not really
<`Entropy> Happens often with Raandu. In XvT and women.

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