Date: September 7, 2016
Nominated by: MGN Kimiao Quinal
Awarded by: ADM Kirghy Lommax
Reason for nomination: So Markus thought it would be a wise idea to throw 2 thermal detonators into a group of droids, standing next to a hyper matter reactor. For this action I recommend this medal to this worthy winner.
Comments by awarding officer: From LGN Eric Skrevski: For thinking it would be a good idea to throw two class A thermals right next to a hypermatter reactor that resulted in a party wipe in the ABG, Markus you are hereby awarded the RS Crapper Award! Congrats but please don’t do that again!

Date: November 15, 2020
Nominated by: LGN Rhuryc
Awarded by: FA Michael Raven
Reason for nomination: You showed up. GOOD JOB.
Comments by awarding officer: [5:58 PM] Markus: throws a toilet seat at @Pandasaur

No sir, allow me to throw that toilet seat at *you.* CoNgRaTuLaTiOnS!