Rebel Squadrons

Cookie Wars Episode I: The Cookie Menace

By COL Dismal Dupar
Unit: The Rebel Squadrons
General Announcement, May 29, 2008
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You read right! Another competition! Basically, you just have to re-write the opening crawl of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace to involve cookies and reflect the name change to Cookie Wars. The most humorous entry I receive will be rewarded with a Merit Commendation. Please enter by next Saturday (June 7). Good luck!

Star Wars Episode I Opening Crawl
Turmoil has engulfed the
Galactic Republic. The taxation
of trade routes to outlying star
systems is in dispute.

Hoping to resolve the matter
with a blockade of deadly
battleships, the greedy Trade
Federation has stopped all
shipping to the small planet
of Naboo.

While the congress of the
Republic endlessly debates
this alarming chain of events,
the Supreme Chancellor has
secretly dispatched two Jedi
Knights, the guardians of
peace and justice in the
galaxy, to settle the conflict…


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