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<Rhuryc> Hey Cyrel.
<RA_Cyrel> Hey Rhuryc.
<Rhuryc> I hate you.
<RA_Cyrel> Faggot.
<Rhuryc> Jerk.
<RA_Cyrel> Gnobgobbler.
<Rhuryc> Waffleiron.
<RA_Cyrel> Triscuit.
<Rhuryc> Cracka.
<RA_Cyrel> Ho.
<Rhuryc> Biotch!
<RA_Cyrel> Slut!
<Rhuryc> Whore!
<RA_Cyrel> Cum guzzler.
<Rhuryc> Cuntweasel.
<RA_Cyrel> Ass munch.
<Rhuryc> Fucktard.
<RA_Cyrel> .... this is harder than anticipated.
<Rhuryc> Poonhounding Douchemonkey.
* RA_Cyrel bows his head in defeat.
<Rhuryc> Remove your BAREBAKINDNESS from my channel, wafflecunt.
<RA_Cyrel> yessir!
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<Rhuryc> Bitches.
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[12:58] <Cyrel_slp> if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy,
[12:58] <Cyrel_slp> in order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of pi
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop,
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top,
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed.
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head....
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> It's new math!
[13:00] <WesBelden> CyrelMath
[12:38] <`Max> What's wrong with Rahj?
[12:46] <Markus_J> He's a douchemuffin?
[12:46] <`Max> So you don't like him?
[12:47] <RA_Cyrel> Do you like douchemuffins?
[12:47] * `Max clears his throat.
[12:47] <`Max> Do you like me?
[12:47] <RA_Cyrel> No
[12:47] <`Max> Well, thanks for ruining my point before I even make it ass hole.
[12:47] <RA_Cyrel> </pwnt>
<RA_Cyrel> The only pleasent thing about warm weather is the lack of clothing some women wear.
<Eric|AFK> there's a down side to that, Cyrel
<RA_Cyrel> I said some women.
<RA_Cyrel> The spherical ones should remain clothed.
<@RA_Cyrel> Kane, if this is making you uncomfortable, feel free to say so. I'll hapilly banhammer.
<Rhuryc> Oh shi-
<Kane_R> But the one you decided to call me...
<Kane_R> ...seriously?
<Rhuryc> Wait for it.
<Rhuryc> Waaaaaaaaait for it.
<Kane_R> You know I'd just say I feel uncomfortable just to see the banhammer?
<@RA_Cyrel> In that case, go for it.
<Kane_R> CYREL! I FEEL UNCUMFORTABLE :'(
* Rhuryc waits for it.
* RA_Cyrel sets mode: +b *!*@173.176.215.44
* Kane_R was kicked by RA_Cyrel (ahahahah)
* Rhuryc highfives Cyrel.
* @RA_Cyrel hi5s.
<@RA_Cyrel> I need to go proctor an exam and look for cheaters. And by look for cheaters, I mean stare at the hot bitches. And by stare at the hot bitches, I mean undress them with my mind. And by undress them with my mind, I mean I need to get laid.
<@RA_Cyrel> peace!
[18:04] <Sconn> While we're wishing for things, I'll take Anne hathaway in heels and my tuxedo shirt.
[18:04] <ADM_Raven> I'll take boobs.
[18:05] <RA_Cyrel> http://www.boobpedia.com
[18:05] <NaesDraw> no way
[18:05] <NaesDraw> ...yes way. XD
<ADM_Raven> On the plus side
<ADM_Raven> I fulfilled another of my top 100 goals in life
<@RA_Cyrel> made a bank employee cry?
<Valen> lol
<ADM_Raven> and that was say "Bitch, give me my money." and have it be true
<ADM_Raven> I got so mad I just blurted it out on the phone
<<Kane_R>> ...THERE'S NO ONE!!!111!!!
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* <X> gives channel operator status to VA_Cyrel
<<Kane_R>> ...THERE'S SOMEONE!
<<VA_Cyrel>> I NEED TO POOP
<<Kane_R>> But is he on? Is it fake?
* VA_Cyrel is now known as Cy_afk
<<Kane_R>> OMG
<<Kane_R>> IT IS...
<<Kane_R>> ...
<<Kane_R>> Lulz.
<<Kane_R>> It was.
<<Kane_R>> Oh well.
<<Kane_R>> I guess I make people poop.
<<Kane_R>> ...
<<Kane_R>> :'(
<Kyle_31> Am Kyle!.....you subsequently all die from utter failure
<Kane_Dead> Lol
<Z_17> cept me
<Z_17> because of the tree I planted, right? ;)
<Eric_23> Yeah
<Eric_23> but you die
<Eric_23> because you get attacked by muppets
<Eric_23> since you know I'm dead and not around to kill them
<Z_17> YOU SON OF A BITCH!
<RA_Cyrel> Right, so apparently we need Kyle and Sconn in the same room, just going "Am Kyle!" "Am Sconn!" back and forth
<Z_17> They are over grown socks, I think I got it
<Kane_Dead> ...
<Tawny_23> Like hell you do
<Z_17> overgrown*
<Eric_23> roflmao
<Kane_Dead> I read "They are over grown cocks"...
<Tawny_23> But I'm still alive
<Kyle_31> Am Kyle!-the universe begins to collapse "Am Sconn!"-And it's back
<Eric_23> ROFL
<Z_17> LOL
<Eric_23> figures Kane
Kane_Dead facepalms.
<Eric_23> I am quoting that.