[01:14] <`Fiona> fuck
[01:14] <`Fiona> my phone is completely dead
[01:14] <`Fiona> this is not good
[01:14] <Sconn> ?
[01:14] <Sconn> no charger?
[01:14] <`Fiona> it's plugged in
[01:14] <`Fiona> it won't turn on and the charging light isn't coming on
[01:14] <`Fiona> fuck
[01:14] <Sconn> what kind of phone?
[01:14] <`Fiona> smartphone
[01:14] <`Fiona> HTC Diamond
[01:14] <Sconn> take the battery out for starters
[01:14] <Sconn> and the SIM card if you've got one
[01:14] <Sconn> unplug it first, obv.
[01:14] <`Fiona> did the former, no sim card
[01:15] <Sconn> ...weird.
[01:15] <Sconn> did you like...spill something on it or something?
[01:15] <`Fiona> nope
[01:15] <`Fiona> ... wtf
[01:15] <`Fiona> took the battery out a second time
[01:15] <`Fiona> it works now
[01:15] <`Fiona> jesus
[01:16] <Sconn> AM SCONN
