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#655 (3) - Posted by CMDR Cole Landfarer
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<Dashy> There's a fly, its hovering above a River. Watching the Fly is a fish, the fish thinks "If that fly drops 6 inches lower, then I'll jump out and eat it! Watching the fish is a bear. THe bear thinks, if that fly drops 6 inches lower, that fish will jump out and I'll swip the fish and eat it. Watching the bear, is a hunter, behind a bush.
<Dashy> The hunter thinks, if that fly drops 6 inches lower, that fish will jump out and I'll swip the fish and eat it, and I'll jump out and shoot the bear
<Dashy> Watching the hunter is a mouse, the mouse thinks, if that fly drops 6 inches lower, that fish will jump out and I'll swip the fish and eat it, the hunter will shoot the bear and I'll nip out and take the cheese from the hunters lunch box
<Dashy> Watching the mouse is a cat, up in a tree. The cat thinks, if that fly drops 6 inches lower, that fish will jump out and I'll swip the fish and eat it, the hunter will shoot the bear, the mouse will run out and eat the cheese and I'lljump down and eat the mouse.
<Dashy> 4 seconds later the fly drops 6 inches
<Dashy> The fish jumps out, eats the fly, the bears swips and eats the fish, the hunter jumps out and shoots the bear, the mouse pegs it out as fast as his little legs will take him and eats the cheese, and the cats jumps, misses, and falls in the River....
<Dashy> and the moral of the story is?
<Dashy> Whenever a fly drops 6 inches....there will always be wet pussy! Tada, and Dashy joke a la sh*t!

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