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<Owain> Boredom. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the AW crew, as we dicuss strange topics, laugh at Shik, and bodly do nothing that can't be done done by a well-trained monkey.
<Owain> ::Pans out to view the members of the AW. The camera swiftly turns away, for the watcher's sanity.::
<Owain> Captains Log. Stardate, Some time around august. After leaving the planet of the nyphomaniacs, we were faced with a argonising decision. Who was gonna have the last rollo?
