[12:58] <Cyrel_slp> if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy,
[12:58] <Cyrel_slp> in order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of pi
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> cause havin sex is like quadRAtic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop,
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> and havin sex is like doing fRActions, its improper for the larger one to be on top,
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed.
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head....
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> It's new math!
[13:00] <WesBelden> CyrelMath
* Keets stands up, now behind the bar, and throws his G-string to TaRA
<`TaRAea> Knocking Keets UP?.... o.O
<Keets> TaRA, i'm pregnant!!!,
* `TaRAea takes off the helmet and gets hit by a flying g-string. AAAAIIIGGGHHHH
* `TaRAea runs away screaming "GET IT OFF ME!! GET IT OFF MEEEEEEE!!!!!"
<Keets> TaRA, what about our baby?
* Keets runs after TaRA, running while very nekkid
<`TaRAea> Ewwww... Keets, EWWWWW...
* `TaRAea steps on Keets repeatedly. Get away from me, freak!
* Keets streaks across the bar, everyone sees his generous offerings
<Keets> you heartless bitch! you get me pregnant then desert me to fend for me the fruit of our forbidden passion
<`TaRAea> Yes, as in big ugly demons screwing cute lil' Anime chicks with dozens upon dozens of tentacles wRApping around 'em <LtColShik> sounds like a night at the white house
2<RAandu> That would be my penis,Shik <RAandu> cute and furry like <Col-Shik> furry.... dude you must have spilt some rogaine on that motherf*cker <RAandu> Occaisionally <RAandu> At night I massage it with evapoRAted milk
<COMWyvern> You all realize that there is no Shikkie, right? <COMWyvern> He's a carefulyl bundled group of self-replicating scripts. <COMWyvern> He's no more alive than TaRAea's toaster.
<CMDROrian> IS A HIKEEBA?! (GAdBert) believe it or not, that's me <RAandu> That's when you put your legs behind and your head and have someone lick your a$$
[22:56] * NaesDRAw heads to his bunk, fires 4 rounds into it, and ZZZZZ's.
[22:56] * NaesDRAw is now known as NaesBunk
[22:57] <Kirghy> Good to know it's dead now.
[22:58] <Kirghy> Wonder how we'll explain that to Supply and Procurment.