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#1698 (6) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[12:58] <Cyrel_slp> if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy,
[12:58] <Cyrel_slp> in order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of pi
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> cause havin sex is like quadRAtic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop,
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> and havin sex is like doing fRActions, its improper for the larger one to be on top,
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed.
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head....
[12:59] <RA_Cyrel> It's new math!
[13:00] <WesBelden> CyrelMath

#3 (-1) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<Shik-JK> <_Queena> oh oops no cRAhs <-- read here. oh oops no cRAbs

#4 (-4) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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(RAhj) how many men does it take to open a beer bottle? (RAhj) none, cause his women should open it and bring it to him

#5 (-1) - Posted by VA Trace
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<LColTRAce> any [quotes] from me? <LtShikkie> lemme look <LtShikkie> nope <LColTRAce> make one up

#6 (1) - Posted by VA Trace
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<TRAce> I LOVE STRIPPING COLORS <`Kaz> TRAce loves stripping? <`Kaz> TRACE MOLESTS COLORS!

#8 (1) - Posted by VA Trace
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* Keets stands up, now behind the bar, and throws his G-string to TaRA
<`TaRAea> Knocking Keets UP?.... o.O
<Keets> TaRA, i'm pregnant!!!,
* `TaRAea takes off the helmet and gets hit by a flying g-string. AAAAIIIGGGHHHH
* `TaRAea runs away screaming "GET IT OFF ME!! GET IT OFF MEEEEEEE!!!!!"
<Keets> TaRA, what about our baby?
* Keets runs after TaRA, running while very nekkid
<`TaRAea> Ewwww... Keets, EWWWWW...
* `TaRAea steps on Keets repeatedly. Get away from me, freak!
* Keets streaks across the bar, everyone sees his generous offerings
<Keets> you heartless bitch! you get me pregnant then desert me to fend for me the fruit of our forbidden passion

#9 (6) - Posted by VA Trace
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<`TaRAea> Yes, as in big ugly demons screwing cute lil' Anime chicks with dozens upon dozens of tentacles wRApping around 'em <LtColShik> sounds like a night at the white house

#10 (3) - Posted by VA Trace
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<`Dy-gone> Where'd the Macedonians go?
<RS_RAndy> We had Wolvie eat em :P
<Wolverin> *burps*

#11 (3) - Posted by VA Trace
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<`LCMOrian> If I were a chick I'd wanna f*ck Trunks. <`Kaz> If you were a chick you'd just play with yourself constantly <`LCMOrian> Damn stRAight.

#12 (-1) - Posted by VA Trace
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* Marenta dRAgs Orian off into the bathroom for some "fun"

#18 (-1) - Posted by MGN John GAdRS
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<GAdBert> Didn't your great-gRAnd-mother-in-law-twice-removed ever tell you not to believe everything you hear on the B&G?

#23 (-1) - Posted by MGN John GAdRS
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* RS_RAndy examines his hole, "Nice, huh?

#28 (2) - Posted by MGN John GAdRS
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<Col-Shik> she ends up looking liek RAhj in a baseball uniform? <COL-Mike> that's a dRAwback?

#29 (2) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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2<RAandu> That would be my penis,Shik <RAandu> cute and furry like <Col-Shik> furry.... dude you must have spilt some rogaine on that motherf*cker <RAandu> Occaisionally <RAandu> At night I massage it with evapoRAted milk

#30 (2) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<COMWyvern> You all realize that there is no Shikkie, right? <COMWyvern> He's a carefulyl bundled group of self-replicating scripts. <COMWyvern> He's no more alive than TaRAea's toaster.

#31 (1) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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* AD-Z-Code Smacks `TaRAea..., learn some manners BOY! * `TaRAea stRAngles Zsinj with his own severed dick

#32 (3) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<VA-RAptor> No! I hate being Dave! Gay french men message me when I use that nick! :P

#33 (1) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<RAhj> Britney's ass is on my wallpaper <Col-Shik> and stains on the monitor too i bet <RAhj> more like shot to the ceiling :P

#35 (2) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<CMDROrian> IS A HIKEEBA?! (GAdBert) believe it or not, that's me <RAandu> That's when you put your legs behind and your head and have someone lick your a$$

#1697 (1) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[22:56] * NaesDRAw heads to his bunk, fires 4 rounds into it, and ZZZZZ's.
[22:56] * NaesDRAw is now known as NaesBunk
[22:57] <Kirghy> Good to know it's dead now.
[22:58] <Kirghy> Wonder how we'll explain that to Supply and Procurment.

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