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#1484 (9) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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<SenR> I'm gonna run downstairs in wet pants and gRAb something to drink

#1485 (-2) - Posted by CPT Graxe
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<Kelron> its a small period of sleep during the waking hours to refresh ones energy reserves, thus making up for a lack of sleep the night before.
<Kelron> i was being sarcastic - I don't nap...I can be up for 48 hours, i still won't nap :P
<GRAxe> I was going to say for you its a period of time when you are resting during the day but not haveing sex :P
<Kelron> actually, I'm in a time of abstinence - self inflicted ;)
<GRAxe> wow never thought Id here those words
* GRAxe thinks he will post that
<Kelron> dude, its been like that for almost a month now.

#1486 (-2) - Posted by CPT Graxe
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<GRAxe> Pocky Ive already explained it too you
<GRAxe> yes
<GRAxe> preztal stick coated treat
<GRAxe> no I dont want your Pocky
<GRAxe> you can keep that Pocky
<Kelron> awww...but all kinds of women want my Pocky :P

#1487 (6) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<SaiRAFK> You're the only one that stupid, Sconn :P
<`Entropy> He's not stupid. Just stoned 108% of the time.

#1488 (20) - Posted by FA Kaz Falcion
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<SaiRAFK> Wow
<`Kaz> Found your penis again?
<SaiRAFK> Now I'm half tempted to go see it tonight
<SconnAFK> ...your penis?
<SaiRAFK> Theater nearby has it on 9 fucking screens.
<RS_Gizmo> that's some penis

#1719 (5) - Posted by LCL Anubis
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<`Aisha> Who wants in on awesome?
<Vason> Pure, unadulteRAted, awesome!
<`Aisha> Anyone?!
<`Fiona> I'm going to go out on a limb and say that if the main plot device is a drill, it sounds kinda lame.
<`Fiona> However. Ninja? I'm in.
<`Aisha> Are you kidding?
<`Aisha> The entire anime is about drills.
<`Aisha> And Mechs.
<`Aisha> That throw galaxies.
<`Aisha> At other mechs.
<`Aisha> ...and sun glasses.

#1490 (2) - Posted by CPT Graxe
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* Kelron has been awake since 0330...fucking room-mate
<Morone`> a little to the right
<GRAxe> so fuck him :P
<Renan> uhm..was it fun?

#1491 (0) - Posted by LCL Michael Morone
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[18:15] <TethRAn> GM: Which I'll nicely double to
[18:15] <TethRAn> GM: Due to hit location... The droid she hit goes down sparking and fizzing
[18:16] <TethRAn> GM: TethRAn. You're up next.
[18:16] <TethRAn> GM: Hang on... That was a little bit of a pointless announcement.
[18:16] <Age`Charisc> <<that would be you?>>
[18:16] <Renan> <<LOL>>
[18:17] <Johnny_M> <<..........OMG........QUOTED!>>

#1494 (-1) - Posted by LCL Michael Morone
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<BGN_RAven> GM poofage to get it on with it? :P
<LCM_Morone> GM: Apparently RAven wants to get it on with it, so the hairy uncle walks(?) into the room and begins humping RAven's leg

#1498 (4) - Posted by
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<BGN_RAven> "I'm Death, this is HAHAURFUCKED..." ::He points to Milena:: "...This is Bob the Retarded Stormtrooper..." ::He points to Janis:: "...And this is some other guy you should be afRAid of..." ::he points to DRAconis:: "Get down on the ground, and surrender. Or die." <Intimidation>
<BGN_RAven> !r 5
<Morone-Slp> BGN_RAven: 5d6 -- 1 6 5 4 6 -- Total: 22 Re-roll: 4
<BGN_RAven> <<Pwnzored>>

#1505 (9) - Posted by 2LT Arlon Magistar
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<BGN_RAven> This is a funny side effect
[22:30] <BGN_RAven> On Fat Free Potato Chips: May Cause Anal Leakage
[22:30] * BGN_RAven weighs the options
[22:31] <Sen> .....
[22:31] <CMDR_Morone> 527 views....
[22:31] <BGN_RAven> Gain a little weight...
[22:31] <BGN_RAven> Vs...
[22:31] <Reagan> LOL
[22:31] <BGN_RAven> Leaking from my ass...
[22:31] <Reagan> ROFLMAO
[22:31] <BGN_RAven> I think I'd RAther be a fatass than have shit leaking out of it
[22:31] <BGN_RAven> LONG LIVE REAL POTATO CHIPS!
[22:31] <Reagan> oh god thats hilarious

#1702 (13) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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<NaesDRAw> I want a RAting, on a scale of 1-10, 1 being WTF is this shit, and 10 being the bestest evar, of THIS: http://naesdRAw.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/nosezelda.wav

<WesBelden> well, lesee, it's 2:37am, and what comes blaring out of my speakers (no doubt to wake my house mates up) ? RAndom noises that sound like a demented kazoo, but, I'm guessing are instead a mic shoved up your nose whilst you hum

<WesBelden> so, instead of, maybe reading, writing, just frickin sleeping, you shoved a mic up your nose :P

<NaesDRAw> yes

<NaesDRAw> so, it was that good, huh?

#1703 (18) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<<ADM_RAven>> also what do I want for dinner?
<<Sair>> there's kitties outside!
<<ADM_RAven>> Chinese sounds good

#1704 (10) - Posted by GEN Damon Lightwind
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[21:29] * MrBot is now known as MrPiRAte
[23:56] * MrPiRAte is now known as MrBot
[23:58] * MrBot is now known as Sairs_Mom
[00:47] * Sairs_Mom is now known as Humping_Lica
[00:48] * Humping_Lica is now known as MrBot
[00:49] * MrBot is now known as Sair`s_Mom
[01:50] * Sair`s_Mom is now known as MrBot

"Hmmm......either Mrbot has many secret identities or is suffering from an identity crisis."

#1707 (1) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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NaesDRAw: or ur ass is gRAss
Swifty: huh?
NaesDRAw: or, your, ass, is, gRAss.
Swifty: gRAss?
Swifty: I don't get it
NaesDRAw: is it hard to understand?
Swifty: yes
NaesDRAw: :P
Swifty: gRAss?
NaesDRAw: .....er
Swifty: I'm not a lawn dude
NaesDRAw: ass is gRAss; You're done, finished, kaput, over, one doomed motherfucker.
"That dude that porked my ol lady? His ass is gRAss."

#1706 (7) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[22:39] * Kirghy has joined #RID
[22:39] <NaesDRAw> then I hummed in the mike in my nose
[22:39] <Kirghy> wha...?
[22:39] <NaesDRAw> and made the sweet, sweet music
[22:39] <NaesDRAw> er.
[22:39] <Kirghy> you're scaring me
[22:40] <NaesDRAw> ty

#1708 (19) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[18:04] <Sconn> While we're wishing for things, I'll take Anne hathaway in heels and my tuxedo shirt.
[18:04] <ADM_RAven> I'll take boobs.
[18:05] <RA_Cyrel> http://www.boobpedia.com
[18:05] <NaesDRAw> no way
[18:05] <NaesDRAw> ...yes way. XD

#1709 (1) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[22:48] <NaesDRAw> I'm with Dagger Squadron, I'm the XO.
[22:48] <RS_Guest> ah really!
[22:48] <RS_Guest> good to hear.
[22:48] <NaesDRAw> of Dagger
[22:48] <_Kirghy_> No, you're not getting him/her/it Naes
[22:48] <RS_Guest> (oh and I am just now finding out about the D6 XD)
[22:48] <NaesDRAw> Oh. Meany. :/

#1711 (0) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[21:47] <`Kaz> interesting the cocks are winning
[21:50] <Sair> god bless those intrepid cocks
[21:51] <NaesDRAw> The intrepid cocks would be a rockin' band name.

#1713 (16) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<<RS_Gizmo>> oh god, I'm like a woman with a penis and without breasts
<<kailen>> would you RAther be a woman with a penis and breasts?
<<RS_Gizmo>> only on Sundays

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