[12:38] <`Max> What's wrong with RAhj?
[12:46] <Markus_J> He's a douchemuffin?
[12:46] <`Max> So you don't like him?
[12:47] <RA_Cyrel> Do you like douchemuffins?
[12:47] * `Max clears his throat.
[12:47] <`Max> Do you like me?
[12:47] <RA_Cyrel> No
[12:47] <`Max> Well, thanks for ruining my point before I even make it ass hole.
[12:47] <RA_Cyrel> </pwnt>
<`Kaz> you're quite intoxicated
<COM_RAven> im fucking stupidly intoxicated
<COM_RAven> i need to have sex with a man reight now
<COM_RAven> seriopusly
<Koryn> If my trial mirc is over and it says register and I don't but it lets me on anyway like its doing now.
<kailen> lol
<`Kaz> omg
<`Kaz> They can tRAck that man
<`Kaz> Quit! Quit before they find out
* Koryn has left #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
<`Davery> I was like... what's wrong with fucking a woman with a dick?
<COM_RAven> .......
<Codyman> lol
<COM_RAven> The fact that she has a penis, Dave.
<LCable> Yeah, you're my female dog now.
<mirei-jo> so i shall smite any who joke of his mother
* mirei-jo pads over to him and licks his feet shaking her bottom high to him
<mirei-jo> Master Master Master
<Codyman> yeah, viking, gay people, and puppies all like RAinbows apparently
<`Kaz> I think Im going to sue the gay people
<`Kaz> RAinbows should be for everyone
<`Kaz> But they went and made RAinbows gay
<mirei-jo> so its coffee, your ceareal and oRAl sex every morning at your desk Sir?
<LCable> I didn't mean a liteRAl dog.
<`Kaz> Cable doesn't have a desk
<LGN_RAven> anyone from Ninjin task force up for an EaW match? ;)
<Cay-Qel> He doesn't even have a bed.
<mirei-jo> is his office still the mens latrine?
<`Kaz> The RS doesn't actually budget any RF offices
<`Kaz> We have to make sheet forts
<Markus_J> lol
<LCable> Indeed, Cable has no desk.
<`TaRAx`> only his pants
<LCable> He does not have pants either.
<Cay-Qel> So, he wants the coffee and cereal in his pants?
<mirei-jo> *moves to infront of cable and gets on all fours turning sideways stRAightening her back so he may use her for a table
<Codyman> RAven, there are probably some ninjin folks on Xfire, I'll check
<`TaRAx`> hm
<`JK_Rich> wow
<`JK_Rich> just...wow
<LGN_RAven> ya, I don't have Xfire
<`JK_Rich> I start reading the channel and....and....yeah. heheh
<`TaRAx`> hah
<`Kaz> haha
<`Kaz> Im so glad Im not RFCO
<Codyman> I'll see whose on and maybe you can gRAb their in EaW names
<`TaRAx`> Cable doesn't have pants... Mirei's on all fours in front of him... hm. interesting
<LCable> ...
<LGN_RAven> sounds great, Cody
<LCable> I didn't ask for this.
<`TaRAx`> hahaha
<Markus_J> LOL
<`Kaz> well take a LOA then
<LCable> All I wanted was coffee.
<`Kaz> Then Ill take one
* Karredo has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
<`Kaz> Then she'll be all over Sair
* mirei-jo RAises up kneeling on her heels thighs parted her hands palm up on her thighs her eyes to Cables feet her back stRAight and head high, "command me oh great Master give this kajir purpose for being, give her Your great magestic presence oh lord whom this girls breathes are only allowed by His gRAce"
<LCable> Uhh...
<LCable> I'm LOA.
[21:43:21] <NicolaiRS> Or is RAndy just having flashbacks today?
[21:43:27] * Tenshi takes webcam and follows KieRA.
[21:43:51] <Mitsukai> heh, reminds me of when I first joined the ABG :-P
[21:43:59] * KieRA smiles at Sean
[21:44:04] <Mitsukai> All those seven years ago :-P
[21:44:06] <NicolaiRS> *cue flashback music*
[21:44:20] <KieRA> "I was young and horny ... and I got ass."
[21:44:23] <KieRA> :P
[21:44:36] <Mitsukai> She stole the words right out of my mouth. :-P
[21:44:42] <KieRA> "Now ... seven years later, I'm old and horny ... and I get ass."
<RAndySEMI> Kyle is like one part Giz, two parts Sconn, and just a hint of bitterness.
<RAndySEMI> I lie, two parts bitterness :P
<kailen> kyle's my hero :P
<BGN_RAndy> Ahhh
<BGN_RAndy> Reminds me, I need to wash my wank RAg
<BGN_RAndy> Er...
<BGN_RAndy> Did I say that aloud?
<GizAFK> nope, you typed it, which means we have documented evidence
<BGN_RAndy> Damn
[00:46] * COL_Aidyn very much wishes he was a girl :(
[00:47] <kailen> you couldn't handle it
[00:47] <COL_Aidyn> lol, yeah I could
[00:47] <CPT_Reagan> he'd just sit at home and masturbate all day long and play with his breasts
[00:47] * RAndy builds Marcie a dais and a throne.
[00:47] <kailen> tell me that when you have a vagina
[00:47] * kailen grins
[00:47] <COL_Aidyn> But..I do.
[11:24] * Tenshi|Sleep is now known as KieRAAchy
[11:24] <Mitsukai> [pause]
[11:24] <Mitsukai> Sparks: ...Made of hemp.
[11:24] <Mitsukai> Hey KieRA-Achey-Breaky-Heart
[11:24] <Mitsukai> ...
[11:24] <Mitsukai> OMFG, I did not just make that reference.
[11:24] <Davin> ROTFLMAO
[11:24] <CPT_Reagan> umm yes, you did
[11:24] <Davin> HAHA!
[11:25] * Davin points and laughs.
[11:25] <Davin> SCREENSHOT!
[11:25] <KieRAAchy> Hey
[11:25] <Davin> oh wait...i log this anyway
[11:25] <Davin> ... SCREENSHOT
[11:25] <KieRAAchy> I'm sick Achey
[11:25] <KieRAAchy> :P
<Licah> ...no, obviously bi people are SINNERS IN THE EYES OF THE LORD
<MGN_RAven> YES
<MGN_RAven> FOR THE LORD SHALT SAY
<MGN_RAven> THOU SHALT NOT DIP THY FINGERS IN BOTH PIES!
Rules of Life in the Battle Field:
A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Never go to bed with anyone cRAzier than yourself.
There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.
[22:41] * HimmAFK afks again
[22:41] <Wolf_ZzZz> nooooooooooooooooooooo dont go
[22:41] <Wolf_ZzZz> or i will kill uhm......................................... your inflatable sheep
[22:41] <Wolf_ZzZz> :p
[22:42] * ARAnia hands Wolf a needle
[22:42] * Licah has joined #IBG
[22:42] <Wolf_ZzZz> thanks
[22:43] * Wolf_ZzZz puts the needle at the sheeps neck
[22:43] <Wolf_ZzZz> COME BACK or suffer
[22:43] * HimmAFK watch as Licah comes between Wessy and the inflatable
[22:43] <Wolf_ZzZz> hey it worked
[22:43] <Licah> meep
[22:43] * Wolf_ZzZz puts the needle in licahs neck
[22:44] * HimmAFK watch as Licah deflates
[22:44] * Wolf_ZzZz brings licah to the medical centre
[22:44] <HimmAFK> heh...the inflatable rubber Licah
[22:45] <ARAnia> for all our desires? :p
Jay`C: Idea!
Jay`C: Stalks, you should make someone be moRAl officer of gold
Jay`C: I did that in WC once..was pretty fun
Jay`C: I just nagged people and did stupid shit
Stalksaway: guess what
Jay`C: um..what?
Stalksaway: you just appointed yourself moRAl officer
CPT_Eric: I'll be moRAl officer!!!
CPT_Eric: awwwww
Stalksaway: :-)
Jay`C: ah fuck
