11:14:32 PM <Markus_J> Markus can do what?
11:14:42 PM <Lurescz_V> stand on one leg and cover one eye
11:14:45 PM <Markus_J> I CAN!
11:14:51 PM <Lurescz_V> therefore showing us all what a true buttpiRAte looks like.
11:14:53 PM <Markus_J> ..lulz!
11:14:55 PM <Lurescz_V> OH!
11:14:57 PM <Lurescz_V> BURN!
11:14:57 PM <Teu> lol
11:15:00 PM * Lurescz_V sizzles. :P
11:15:03 PM * Cay-Qel gives Markus some ice
11:15:05 PM <Markus_J> By showing you a mirror, James?
11:15:18 PM <Lurescz_V> no, but doing the above action, blockhead. keep up, willya? :P
11:15:37 PM <Markus_J> Neg. That would require I take it in the pooper. Thus, I am no buttpiRAte, cockslurper.
11:16:03 PM <Teu> Now i want steak
Friday Night - Saturday Morning (7th/8th Dec) Madness in the B&G
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03[01:39] * CRAzyFace has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:40] <CRAzyFace> hiyo
[01:40] <`Kaz> woah woah...
[01:40] <CRAzyFace> what is this cRAzy place
[01:40] <`Kaz> CRAzyFace?
[01:40] <`Kaz> Im sorry, how is that a name?
[01:40] <`Kaz> That's more of an abstRAct idea
[01:41] <Codyman> good question
[01:41] <Sair> In January 2008... Meet... CRAZYFACE
03[01:41] * Serpico has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:41] <CRAzyFace> what's a Kaz?
[01:41] <Codyman> what is this cRAzy place?
[01:42] <Serpico> I'd like some grilled ham please
[01:42] <Sair> perhaps its a cRAzy tRAin
[01:42] <Serpico> with a Tennets chaser
[01:42] <`Kaz> ....what the fuck
[01:42] <`Kaz> Who are you people
06[01:42] * Teu_32 sings CRAzy tRAin at the top of her lungs
[01:42] <`Kaz> Sair, are you watching the door?
[01:42] <CRAzyFace> i dunno escapees from the womb
[01:42] <Sair> hell no
[01:42] <Serpico> who are what people?
[01:42] <Sair> though I can tell you that Teu is apparently pretending to be a
girl.
[01:42] <`Kaz> What do I pay you for then?
06[01:42] * CRAzyFace starts breaking shit
[01:42] <`Vaughan> !lookup serpico
[01:42] <MrBot> No results found.
[01:42] <`Kaz> Oh no, not more pretend girls
[01:43] <Sair> yeah
[01:43] <Codyman> teu is a girl who pretends to be a man
[01:43] <Sair> its Jack all over again
03[01:43] * cliffster has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:43] <Teu_32> um Sair i am a girl
[01:43] <cliffster> sup
[01:43] <Codyman> heh, it's like cheers now
[01:43] <CRAzyFace> NORM!!!
[01:43] <Teu_32> my name is Elisabeth
[01:43] <Sair> Sure you are, BOB
[01:43] <Codyman> and she's 32
[01:43] <cliffster> bullshit, Teui
[01:43] <Teu_32> what
[01:43] <cliffster> did i stutter?
[01:43] <Codyman> Bombs Over Bahgdad!
[01:44] <Teu_32> I Am a female
[01:44] <`Kaz> which time?
[01:44] <`Kaz> 91 or now
[01:44] <CRAzyFace> chicks don't hang out online
[01:44] <Sair> isn't that an offspring song
[01:44] <Codyman> nope
[01:44] <Codyman> Outkast
[01:44] <Sair> well shit
06[01:44] * cliffster whistles and says, "Next time, drop the nick"
[01:44] <cliffster> yea yea
[01:44] <`Josh> ok, lay off her.
[01:44] <cliffster> so I forgot
[01:44] <Sair> they have some bahgdad song
[01:44] <cliffster> fuck you
03[01:45] * X sets mode: +o `Josh
06[01:45] * CRAzyFace feels a fight a brewin'
[01:45] <`Vaughan> Teu's a member; who the hell are the rest?
[01:45] <`Josh> fuck you he says..
06[01:45] * `Josh nods
01[01:45] <HeavyAFK> hehe
03[01:45] * `Josh sets mode: +b *!*Confused@*.dc.dc.cox.net
03[01:45] * cliffster was kicked by `Josh (bye)
[01:45] <`Josh> Anyone else?
06[01:45] * CRAzyFace points to X
[01:45] <Sair> the hell
[01:45] <Sair> Kaz, Josh is speaking
[01:45] <Sair> what did you do
[01:45] <CRAzyFace> lol
[01:46] <Teu_32> hi Josh
[01:46] <Sair> did you read an ancient evil book
[01:46] <Serpico> I'm undercover
[01:46] <`Kaz> Josh has learned well from the Teachings of Kaz
[01:46] <`Kaz> I read lots of those actually
[01:46] <CRAzyFace> what is a kaz anyways?
[01:46] <`Kaz> I even wrote a few
[01:46] <CRAzyFace> like.. pez?
01[01:46] <HeavyAFK> Kaz is King, you will bow
03[01:46] * CRAzyFace was kicked by `Kaz (This is a Kaz, that is a Kaz, you are
not a Kaz, goodbye!)
03[01:46] * CRAzyFace has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:47] <Sair> did you just call Kaz Ewe Boll?
06[01:47] * CRAzyFace coughs uncomfortably.. "I think i just had sex somehow"
06[01:47] * CRAzyFace returns kaz's boot
[01:47] <Sair> Unlikely.
03[01:47] * `Josh sets mode: +b *!*dementedd@*.31.121.70.cfl.res.rr.com
03[01:47] * CRAzyFace was kicked by `Josh (You'll never know what sex is.)
[01:48] <Sair> seriously, what is this
[01:48] <`Josh> Are we done with being fucking stupid tonite?>
[01:48] <Codyman> lol
[01:48] <Sair> I'm frightened and confused
06[01:48] * Serpico once saw a man looking like MC Hammer got hung
[01:48] <Serpico> it stuck with me
[01:49] <`Josh> Now.. there remains two questions I need to ask.
[01:49] <`Josh> 1. Who were the asshats I just banned?
[01:49] <`Josh> 2. Who the fuck is serpico ?
[01:49] <`Kaz> You missed one
03[01:49] * `Kaz sets mode: +b *!*@TheShane.users.undernet.org
[01:49] <Sair> I MISSED YOUR FACE
03[01:50] * Serpico was kicked by `Kaz (Y HALLO THAR!)
// Sometimes, the love of bacon can be so intense that it drudges up old lines of conflict....
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> no fuck that
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> you take bacon
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> and you coat it in brown sugar
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> and then bake it in the oven at 375
[12:17] <RS_Gizmo> ....
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> for like 15 minutes
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> it comes out glorious
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> fuck you giz
[12:17] <RS_Gizmo> then die 20 minutes later
[12:17] <Cyrel> BUT YOU DIE HAPPY
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> fuck you europeans and your holier than thou nutrition
[12:17] <Sarriah> hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> blah blah blah we drink red wine
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> yeah
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> you know what else you europeans drink?
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> FUCKING HOLOCAUST
[12:18] <RS_Gizmo> you take that back Sconn! you take that back this instant!
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> No sir, Jew jokes are funny.
[12:18] <RS_Gizmo> I do not fucking drink red wine!
[12:18] * Cyrel debates quoting this
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> the hell you don't
[12:19] <RS_Gizmo> I'll hell you in the face
[12:19] <RS_Gizmo> beer you drunken bastard, beeer!
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> I'll hell you when your country bails mine out of a fucking world war.
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> Also, yes, I like beer
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> and I appreciate your love for beer
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> however
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> the fact of the matter remains that um...yeah, who kicked Jerry's ass?
[12:19] <Eric|Semi> Chuck Norris did.
[12:19] <Sarriah> ohhhhhh, red wine... makes me really really hot... fast
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> That's right. Good 'ol Charlie Company, on D-Day.
[12:20] * Cyrel blinks
[12:20] <Cyrel> GET SAR SOME RED WINE! :P
[12:20] <RS_Gizmo> for the record, you didn't bail us out of WW2. You said "oooh, screw that, we're not getting involved with you goddamn Europeans! Hell, we probably shouldn't even be tRAding with you limey sons of.. what the fuck just happened to Pearl Harbour? Screw that!"
[12:20] <RS_Gizmo> :P
[12:20] * SconnDRUNK blinks, orders seveRAl more bottles of red wine for the #allegience bar.
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> On top of it, sir.
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> Um...
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> yeah dude
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> you are LUCKY that Hirohito thought it was a good idea to bomb hawaii.
[12:21] <SconnDRUNK> otherwise we'd be having this conversation in KRAut.
[12:21] <RS_Gizmo> nein!
[12:21] <RS_Gizmo> :P
[12:21] <SconnDRUNK> Lord knows I could speak it, but you?
[12:21] <Sarriah> lol
[12:22] <SconnDRUNK> Hell man. I'm 1/2 German, 1/2 Cherokee. I'm so confused about WWII that I just spout off RAndom incendiary shit.
[20:39] <`Kaz> Nature will retaliate with new and more complex forms of cancer :P
[20:39] <MCal> that's the sad thing
[20:39] <MCal> same with bacterial infections
[20:39] <MCal> and viRAl infections
[20:39] <DugongBot> and viRAl dugongfections
[20:39] <MCal> lol
swiftye: You know Terminator/Remus is annoying?
Naes DRAw: er, no
swiftye: Kaz gave me the order to fix him
Naes DRAw: oh, did he
Naes DRAw: blaster, or something fancier?
swiftye: The order was so bad, Kaz apologized, wished me good luck, and gave me a list of people that
can help
Naes DRAw: We could have Dagger jump 'em, and go from there
Naes DRAw: Kicks is inventive...
swiftye: When Kirghy heard the order, he said
swiftye: "Swifty: Welcome to command"
Naes DRAw: I think some of the Daggers have commando tRAining, we could sneak in and get this guy.
Naes DRAw: Or we could hire out some of CD
swiftye: Josh banned him from B&G, and Remus thought Josh banned him from the whole internet
Naes DRAw doesn't appear to be paying much attention
swiftye whacks you
Naes DRAw: With a fishie, I hope
swiftye: no, I gRAduated to cinderblocks
Naes DRAw: oh
Naes DRAw ducks
[21:28] * X sets mode: +o `Kaz
[21:28] <@ADM_RAven> AAHAHAHAHAHAH
[21:28] <@Shikkie> heh, the fact that you bRAg about that
[21:28] * ADM_RAven changes topic to '<`Remus> I mean hey I am only 14 and I'v been around the block more then any of you trust me I have.'
[21:28] <`Remus> 22 times ecactly :)
[21:28] <@Shikkie> just speaks volumes
[21:28] <@ADM_RAven> ROFL
[21:28] <@`Kaz> wow you JUST beat me
[21:28] <@Shikkie> HE COUNTS
[21:28] <@ADM_RAven> ROTFLMAO
[15:12] <Swifty> Big nasty storm not coming
[15:12] <NaesAFK> weatherbug begs to disagree
[15:12] <Swifty> Weatherbug has been wrong
[15:13] <NaesAFK> RAdar?
[15:13] <Swifty> Chance of RAin 80 percent.
[15:13] <NaesAFK> I can see the red blob
[15:13] <Swifty> 80 is not 100
[15:14] <Swifty> oh shit
[15:14] <Swifty> that blob
[15:14] <NaesAFK> yes, Swifty, THAT blob
[17:16] <Z_Antilles> Wait..
[17:16] <Z_Antilles> wait...
[17:16] <Z_Antilles> you have personal experience with your D&D group blowing dick?
[17:16] <Rhuryc> It's fuxin' increable
[17:16] <RAmz> lol
[21:58] <RAD_Sconn> I'll tell you two things about myself -- I'm an asshole, I'm righteously vindictive and I don't play fair.
[21:59] <`ADM_RAven> He is also the Allegience Battle Group XO, and acts with any and all authority of a Fleet Commanding Officer.
06[21:59] * NaesDRAw counts those... Three?
[21:59] <`ADM_RAven> He also can't count.
[21:59] <Ciredik> We blame that on the weed
[19:08] * X has quit IRC (Still making odd noises. Lets send it back to the mechanics again!)
[19:11] <Rhuryc> >.>
[19:11] <Rhuryc> <.<
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[19:16] * *.undernet.org sets mode: +o X
[19:17] * X has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
[19:18] <Lord_DRAw> X needs to go to the shop
<<ADM_RAven>> VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHAN
<<CMDR_Jace>> they you could do incremental pt based
<<`Vaughan>> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEN
<<CMDR_Jace>> like for 10-20 pts 2 merits
<<ADM_RAven>> you make me happy
<<CMDR_Jace>> 30-50 3 merits etc
<<`Vaughan>> "Sounds like you're sing-songing him" Belinda says, maybe jealously?
<<`Vaughan>> How do I make you happy, RAven dear?
<<ADM_RAven>> you'd better believe it, minister of boobies
<<ADM_RAven>> you're on my level of nerdiness so I don't feel like a complete outcast.
<<`Vaughan>> She giggles
<<`Vaughan>> Haha
<<ADM_RAven>> that and you're fucking awesome
<<`Vaughan>> What in particular has you happy?
<<ADM_RAven>> has me happy?
<<ADM_RAven>> im just drunk. and will be more drunk once the rest of the glass of whatever i had poured in it kicks in
<<`Vaughan>> I mean, what have I done specifically that's got you happy with me :P
<<ADM_RAven>> nothing
<<ADM_RAven>> you're just you
* <`Vaughan> laughs.
<<ADM_RAven>> and that makes you awesome
<<ADM_RAven>> i defy anyone here to disagree with me
<<`Vaughan>> "Awesome. Aww, sounds like he loves you unconditionally" Belinda says
<<ADM_RAven>> Oh I do. She'd better watch out.
<Swifty> <<I also need a master in geneRAl. Any recommendations on that one?>>
<@Markus_1> «Sim until you find someone you think would be a good fit.»
<@RAD_Sconn> <<I'd recommend Master Bates. He still floats around the temple from time to time.>>
<Swifty> <<Who is he again?>>
<@RAD_Sconn> <<Tall guy, kinda pink, with a big head.>>
<RA_Cyrel> The only pleasent thing about warm weather is the lack of clothing some women wear.
<Eric|AFK> there's a down side to that, Cyrel
<RA_Cyrel> I said some women.
<RA_Cyrel> The spherical ones should remain clothed.
<Codyman> lol, I love teaching my students fake things
<Codyman> Fourth of Jew Lies
<Codyman> lol
<`Dismal`> ...haha
<Codyman> japanese people are so RAcist they can totally believe it too
-= Josh found the nerf gun and was taking RAndom shots at RAven... =-
<RAven> Dude! You just shot me! Glad it wasn't in the dick.
<Josh> I'm not used to hitting small targets.
<RAven> Well, don't shoot me in the dick. That would suck.
*Josh shoot RAven in the dickhead
*RAven holds his dick and falls over
<RAven> YOUSHOT ME IN THE DICK HEAD! WHAT THE FUCK! OW!
*Josh falls over from laughing so hard
