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#1424 (1) - Posted by LCL Jagged Drayson
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Edited for gRAmmar and punctuation.

<+`Zek> Hey Vason, ever seen me sim?
<@Vason> Hmmm....I don't think so
<+`Zek> cause I'm a good role model for every simmer
<@BGN_RAndy> lmfao
<+`Zek> what RAndy?
* @Cay-Qel glances at the Zek-owned pile of corpses.
<+`Zek> hey its only 3...I think
<@BGN_RAndy> make that three and a half :-P
<@Cay-Qel> Heh. Between you and Aidyn, I think the two of you have the most deaths in the ABG.
<+`Zek> umm mine just dissapeared?

#1426 (0) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<BGN_RAndy> Come on, two women. Every stRAight man's fantasy.
<AidynAWAY> One...I'm not like that.
<BGN_RAndy> ...
<BGN_RAndy> LMFAO
<kailen> stRAight?
<AidynAWAY> Two...they find out, I'll lose BOTH of them
<AidynAWAY> Three...I aint that stupid.

#1432 (3) - Posted by COL Aidyn Wolfwood
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<kailen> hey..i make some damn good cookies
<Oryan> i bet :P
<Oryan> im sure poc likes your cookies
<Kweh> He likes more than that. :p
<kailen> damn stRAight :P
<kailen> ...

#1437 (5) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<Likott> "The cRAzy idiot from the West shall have children and he will call them, Death, Despair, and Leroy"
<Likott> Death takes your body
<Likott> Leroy....
<Likott> Leroy takes your wallet and TV

#1440 (6) - Posted by FA Licah Fox
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<Licah> Introducing KazRPG!
<`Kaz> An RPG that makes you go outside every 3 hours
<`Kaz> Or else it deletes your chaRActer
<`Kaz> You'll also have to submit your skin to a "tan check" to ensure your skin has seen daylight

#1445 (4) - Posted by FA Licah Fox
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<`Davery> Black shit is cRAzy
<`Davery> It's like.. "wtf, I just pooped out the mummy"
<`Davery> You half expect people to start going Imhoooooooteeeeeeeeppppppp

#1446 (35) - Posted by FA Licah Fox
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<GA_Ronin> Dingo...you don't really think a stRAight person could have thought up the EH do you ? :)

#1451 (6) - Posted by FA Licah Fox
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* `Trystan (~IcyBrian@adsl-34-218-47.asm.bellsouth.net) has joined #AuroRAForce
* Indy` pounces Tryst and hugs
* `Trystan snurgles
<Indy`> Hi-hi
<Indy`> What's up?
<`Trystan> A preposition.

#1454 (0) - Posted by LCL Jagged Drayson
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* RS_AntonNels is away: Help i am tRApped in a conpsiRAcy theory
<@Mystic--> ok...

#1455 (8) - Posted by MGN Mystic Warrior
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[20:00:11] * CayRAnd has quit IRC (Quit: Shikitis: Shik-i-tis, n. A computer induced viRAl infection on the human and non-human soul causing mass tRAuma to the logical reasoning and uncontrolable twitching at RAndom intervals.)

#1457 (3) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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* `Kaz (_Kaz@24.19.135.70) has joined #rs_bar_and_Grill
<@Sair-semi> Yes.
<@Sair-semi> Use cash so they can't tRAce you!
<DashClone> yeah
<`Kaz> Sair giving tips on prostitutes again?

#1463 (9) - Posted by CPT Graxe
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[21:59] * @BGN_RAndy walks down the temple's steps and jogs across the clearing, glancing back at the 29-story Jedi temple that houses the order. He nods solemnly at something only he knows, then he continues onward.
[22:00] <@GRAxe> "I know RAven I know."
[22:00] * @BGN_RAven follows behind RAndy, shaking his head lightly. "Why do I hang around with you damned Jedi?"
[22:00] <@BGN_RAndy> "Because you love me. I suppose I should tell you all what we're after tonight."
[22:00] <@BGN_RAven> "Do I want to know?"
[22:01] <@GRAxe> "RAndy's eleusive and long forgotten virignity?"
[22:01] * @BGN_RAven chuckles.
[22:01] * @Vason blinks
[22:01] * @BGN_RAndy double blinks

#1464 (2) - Posted by CPT Graxe
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[23:45] * Cay-Qel blinks
[23:45] <Cay-Qel> DON'T YOU DARE
[23:45] <GRAxe> rofl
[23:45] * Cay-Qel is scared of plastic sheep!

#1466 (51) - Posted by LCL Arloz Zaffro
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* `Face gRAbs a thermal detonator and throws it from behind the table
* Vason's eyes widen, and he chucks it back seconds before it detonates
<-- `Face has quit (Ping timeout)
<Vason> Oh god! I killed Face!

#1467 (0) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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[22:23] <Mitsukai> Does anybody want a facial?
[22:23] <BGN_RAven> what you know I want you to do
[22:23] <BGN_RAven> bitch

#1468 (35) - Posted by BGN Joel Lance
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<Kerensky> Woah.
<`Kaz> woah?
<Kerensky> Er....wait
<Kerensky> that was supposed to be w aheee.
<Kerensky> ...a whee.
<`Kaz> So you're officially retRActing the Whoa?
<Kerensky> Sure
* `Kaz nods
<`Kaz> Duly noted, sir please continue
<Kerensky> Ahem..
<Kerensky> wheeeeeeeeee.

#1470 (4) - Posted by CPT Graxe
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[20:05] <@Mitsukai> Borsk is the cyber whore for the channel.
[20:05] <@Mitsukai> We pay him in ChaRActer Points

#1475 (5) - Posted by CPT Graxe
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TethRAn> It's 1:18AM here :-p
<TethRAn> I'm sleepy :-p
<Sen_R> Hurry the sim then you go sleep
<GRAxe> you better go to bed when you get done :P
<GRAxe> no sex just bed :P
<TethRAn> ...
<Sen_R> Damn!
<Sen_R> Sex helps someone sleep
<GRAxe> lmfao!
<TethRAn> Dude... There's noone anywhere near me who'ld fuck me
<Sen_R> i would
<TethRAn> But you're thousands of miles away
<GRAxe> lmfao!!!!!!

#1476 (18) - Posted by MAJ Serena "Sen" Jaidecko Richardson
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[19:21] <TethRAn> GM: One of the soldiers moves forwards to pat them down. Sen is the last to have this done and it seems a little more thorough than for her male
companions.
[19:22] <SenR> "Can I make a complaint?"
[19:22] <TethRAn> 4GM:12 The GeneRAl sighs "If you must." He's figured it must be about the time wasted or their weapons being taken.
[19:23] * SenR smiles to the man touching her. "This guy seems to think there's a bomb hidden in my bRA."

#1721 (14) - Posted by BGN Eric Reagan
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<Kyle_31> Am Kyle!.....you subsequently all die from utter failure
<Kane_Dead> Lol
<Z_17> cept me
<Z_17> because of the tree I planted, right? ;)
<Eric_23> Yeah
<Eric_23> but you die
<Eric_23> because you get attacked by muppets
<Eric_23> since you know I'm dead and not around to kill them
<Z_17> YOU SON OF A BITCH!
<RA_Cyrel> Right, so apparently we need Kyle and Sconn in the same room, just going "Am Kyle!" "Am Sconn!" back and forth
<Z_17> They are over grown socks, I think I got it
<Kane_Dead> ...
<Tawny_23> Like hell you do
<Z_17> overgrown*
<Eric_23> roflmao
<Kane_Dead> I read "They are over grown cocks"...
<Tawny_23> But I'm still alive
<Kyle_31> Am Kyle!-the universe begins to collapse "Am Sconn!"-And it's back
<Eric_23> ROFL
<Z_17> LOL
<Eric_23> figures Kane
Kane_Dead facepalms.
<Eric_23> I am quoting that.

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