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#1275 (-3) - Posted by COL Cay-Qel "Pyro" Jade
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<Ciredik> MrPRAnk113: hi babe *** Ciredik Quit (Quit: Your pants.. you will not need them.)

#1280 (2) - Posted by LCM Spyder Singh
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<FiRAn> BTW: DC, your joystick still broke?
<DashClone> my joystick works, just aint got a hole to put it in!
<FiRAn> The last time I asked you, you'd yanked it too hard and broken it.
<DashClone> ah, no fixed it, just new equipment doesn't have a big enough hole to put it in
<FiRAn> -=cough=-Bullsh!t-=cough=-
<DashClone> i would love to talk about my joystick, but i have to go before the water gets too cold
<FiRAn> See... DC has a replacement joystick.
<FiRAn> <DashClone> Broke my newest stick today. Trying to use it left-handed and tugged too hard. It just went!
<DashClone> :)
<FiRAn> That's how he broke the old one.
<DashClone> Does your equipment have a big enough hole for my joystick? I need to plug it in
<FiRAn> <DashClone> What? All I said was I'm going to fix my stick. It just means I wont have to play with myself
<FiRAn> <DashClone> Well. I'm off to do some work, and then try to fix my stick
<FiRAn> and last, but not least <Dashclone> Fine! I'll go play with myself then!

#1285 (-1) - Posted by COL Daemon Jorval
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Sconn: Hey, I'll only be in a burrito if it's being RAmmed into a filthy whore.

#1286 (0) - Posted by RA Himm El-Syna
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* rbl_8 punches Reabel
<reabel> ow
<reabel> .....
<Himm> it's a bit like we have it here; large areas of wilderness, and no people
<rbl_8> i went to that area of BC when I was 4
<reabel> really? so did I!
* Himm gets worried; "what was in the hutt snacks?"
* rbl_8 was kicked by reabel (um....you can guess why)
* rbl_8 has joined #IBG
<rbl_8> arg why you little!
* rbl_8 starts stRAngling Reabel
* reabel stRAngles Rbl_8 as well
<reabel> this is fun
<Himm> if you now join with about ten more nicks, then Vender will be mighty please with the IRC participation in the IBG
<Himm> *pleased
<reabel> huh....
<Himm> well, I have to go
* ibgso has joined #IBG
<Himm> see you
<ibgso> good day!
<Himm> lol
<Himm> good night; it's past midnight around here :)
* Nightwlf has joined #IBG
<Nightwlf> wow
<Himm> lol lol
<Himm> this starts to look scary
<Nightwlf> cRAp 4 max
<Himm> heh
<rbl_8> i agree
<reabel> so do i
<ibgso> me too
<ibgso> every body join in!
///the best response this far on Vender's kind admonition to the IBG'ers to join in on IRC - Reab was very much present...

#1292 (0) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<COL_RAven> I was going to imitate Davin
<COL_RAven> but someone has his nickname
<COL_RAven> davin is ~hyt@62.135.41.44 * richad
<COL_RAven> davin on #gay
<COL_RAndy> LMFAO!
<COL_RAndy> I KNEW IT!
<ToRAn> lol
<ToRAn> It's DAVIN!
<ToRAn> There CAN'T be two of them!
<Xenkari> Boy, that's an eye-opener

#1293 (1) - Posted by RA Himm El-Syna
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* Darkslime is now known as DSNihongo
* Himm hides under the table
* DSNihongo pulls out a datapad, and brings up japanese lessons
<DSNihongo> You can come out now, I'm done with the milk :)
* Himm stuffs his own ears with dried stRAwberries
<DSNihongo> heh.. you better plug your ears
* Himm consider teaching Darkslime some Norwegian
<Himm> that's almost as bad as japanese
<DSNihongo> Hajimemaste, Namiko desu.
<DSNihongo> Doozo yoroshiku.
<DSNihongo> cut and paste doesn't really work with carRAige returns involved
<Himm> men jeg kan også mange vanskelige uttrykk
<Himm> tør du prøve på dem?
<Himm> favorittordet er selvsagt angstskrik
<DSNihongo> shizumeru!!!
<DSNihongo> watashi wa noruweijan wakaru!!
<Himm> ja, jeg liker også hvalkjøtt!
<DSNihongo> shizumeru, baka no hito!!
* Himm enjoys the conversation
<Himm> luere på hvorfor japanere bruker doble anførselstegn?
<DSNihongo> watashi wa iu anata o!
<DSNihongo> watashi wa noruweijan wakaru!
<Himm> det samme sa du i stad!
<Himm> vær litt mer kreativ :)
<DSNihongo> shimatta... baka no hito... SHIZUMERU!!!
<Himm> du høres ut som et helt nintendospill aleine
<DSNihongo> nintendo?
<Himm> lol
<Himm> I said that you sound as a nintendo game
<DSNihongo> kore wa nekkyo
<DSNihongo> heh

#1299 (3) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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* `Junior beats Sconn with his cane
* Sconn-ZzZ beats Mike with his dick.
<`Junior> I think as far as size and stiffness goes, i win ;)
* Sair RAtes that 'Unlikely'

#1303 (1) - Posted by COL Cay-Qel "Pyro" Jade
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5:58:59 PM * Deltan prods Dan with charged end of his/her stun baton
5:59:40 PM <`Dan> what delt?
6:00:00 PM <Deltan> Nothing. Just a RAndom prodding.
6:00:42 PM <`Dan> oh
6:00:52 PM <`Dan> with your male stick or your female stick?
6:00:58 PM <`Dan> erm, stun aton
6:00:58 PM <Cay-Qel> rofl
6:02:11 PM <Deltan> My female stick. It stRAps on.

#1305 (13) - Posted by FA Licah Fox
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* XtremeAfk (xtremegene@129.120.237.138) has joined #rs_bar_and_Grill
* Red_Snake baps X with a fish.
<XtremeAfk> erm
<XtremeAfk> ah, that's who Vender masqueRAdes as
<Red_Snake> I don't masqueRAde.
<Red_Snake> I sit like a lump of coal and act retarded for the better part of the hour.
<`Entropy> You just described half of the people in this channel.

#1315 (0) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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[17:59] <RAndy`> Go Shorty, it's ya birthday. We gonna circle jerk like it's ya birthday. :-P
[17:59] <Kelron> .........
[17:59] <CMR_Borsk> lmfao
[17:59] <CMR_Borsk> ewok bukkake was what that line made me think of :P
[17:59] <RAndy`> Indeed :-P
[17:59] <RAndy`> Kinkah sh*t, right there. :-P
[18:00] * CMR_Borsk would pay a fortune for a picture of Poc's face right now :P

#1316 (-1) - Posted by COL Borsk Kun
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[4:53] <Borskomir> RAndy, we simming at 5?
[4:53] * RAndy` has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[4:54] <Kelron> I guess not :P
[4:54] <Borskomir> Damn, doesnt that just suck a titty :P

#1317 (1) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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[11:37:54] <LCable> Eww, what if Bukkake was the name of a bottled water?
[11:37:59] <RAndy> lmao, yes.
[11:38:01] <LCable> "Bukkake: drink every drop."
[11:38:01] <meniond> ack :)

#1318 (3) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<RAndy> I have Jewish folk songs on here.
<Borskomir> hava nagila :P
<RAndy> Have two if ya want :-P
<Triani> ....
* Licah falls over.
* Licah applauds
<Jinn_Azet> ...
<Licah> Watch out, they both have periods.
<RAndy> lmfao

#1298 (2) - Posted by CMDR Cole Landfarer
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This is the log as Blast is despeRAtely trying to register #RSPA. Ah, the futility.
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*** Deltan has joined #RSPA
* BlastSWG sighs
*** X-Chaos has joined #RSPA
<BlastSWG> Bloody freaking HELL
<BlastSWG> Deltan, you stay online
<BlastSWG> Dont you leave. :P
<`Sean> heh
<BlastSWG> ...now, I could do this right now if Rich were on.
<BlastSWG> But then Rich left.
<BlastSWG> WHY!?!?!
* Deltan hovers his mouse cursor over the 'quit' button and whistles a happy tune
<RedBlade> Do what?
<BlastSWG> Deltan, I know where you live.
<BlastSWG> >:P
<Deltan> Yeah, but do you know where I keep the firearms? :P
<`Entropy> In your pants
<RedBlade> Do it without Rich, I want to know what it is. :P
<BlastSWG> I dont fear firearms. :P
*** XtremeAfk has joined #RSPA
<`HotShot> X is on in the Bar & Grill. Ask him.
<BlastSWG> X!
<`HotShot> there!
<`Entropy> Use X
<BlastSWG> STAY HERE!
<BlastSWG> ...
<BlastSWG> Someone isnt logged in
<`HotShot> lol
<XtremeAfk> AHHH
*** XtremeAfk is now known as Xtremegen
<Xtremegen> oh
<J_Barnes> Was I supposed to do something?
<Xtremegen> channel
<Xtremegen> no wonder :P
<Xtremegen> I just auto logged
<RedBlade> Hey dont leave us out!
<Xtremegen> wait, they're being added tonight?
<BlastSWG> ...for the love of God, why do they make this process so damned retarded?
*** `Entropy has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
*** `Sean has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
*** Deltan has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
*** RicGRAvin has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
*** J_Barnes has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
*** RedBlade has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
*** X-Chaos has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
*** Xtremegen has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
*** Cay-Qel has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
<`HotShot> Because Undernet 0wnz j00!
<`HotShot> ...well, f*ck.
<BlastSWG> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now that's irony when the netsplit just rolls in when things are finally moving. Ah, the wonders of the Undernet; ain't life gRAnd?

#1319 (2) - Posted by RA Snappleguy
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Crucita: Macs, i hate them computers hehehehehehe
Licah: ..
*Licah ducks*
SnapGuy: Too easy to use, or is it the too powerful and fast thing?
Crucita: Too hard to use for me. I like Pcs better :)
Licah: Oh good, he didn't RAin down smiteage.
*** Mode change "+b Crucita!*@*.*" on #rs_bar_and_Grill by SnapGuy

#1330 (3) - Posted by COL Cephisus Balder
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<DashClone> moo moo moo
<Swomz> poo poo poo
<DashClone> bwgan
<DashClone> ack! the red pills escaped
<Phil_Dark> ...
<DashClone> space monkeys stole them
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<DashClone> damn space monkeys.
<DashClone> they ar evil
* Swomz RAvages the space monkeys
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#1334 (1) - Posted by COL Borsk Kun
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<JensenGone> I have 3 accounts
<JensenGone> 2 I pay monthly and 1 yearly
<RAndy> It's so easy to use your current net connection instead of X-Box Live and pay $0 extRA
<JensenGone> the monthly ones are $6.99 per month
<Ciredik> you have 3 x-box live accounts?
<JensenGone> and the year one is $49.99 a month
<RAndy> No wonder you're a Republican
<JensenGone> so I pay about $30 more a year if I pay by the month

#1335 (35) - Posted by COL Cay-Qel "Pyro" Jade
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11:49:07 PM <Cay-Qel> Hmmm... RAndy... my sister is sitting on my couch.
11:49:15 PM <RAndy`> Oh?
11:49:17 PM <Cay-Qel> The couch that Theresa and I had fun on yesterday....
11:49:21 PM <Cay-Qel> Should I tell her?
11:49:21 PM <RAndy`> lmao
11:49:25 PM <RAndy`> Yes :-P
11:49:31 PM <Cay-Qel> Ok, brb. :-P
11:51:12 PM <Cay-Qel> lmfao
11:51:55 PM <Cay-Qel> I went downstairs, Emily looked at me. "You might wanna sit on a chair or something, I'm not sure the couch is exactly clean." "What'd you do, f*ck on it?" Silence from me. "Ew! Oh my god!"

#1336 (3) - Posted by COL Brig Dolaree
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<Brig_D> you know, i was surfing the other day, and someone actually has written a document arguing that the ewoks had gone extinct on Endor due to the Death Star exploding
<Dineer> i've read that.. lol
<Brig_D> and had written it based on multiple theories of what happened.
<Dineer> makes sense to me.
<Brig_D> Well, one thing that didnt make sense to me
<Dineer> i never liked the little tree-huggers that much, anyway.
<Dineer> kinda got on my nerves.
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> The guy was talkigina about all the RAdiation and xwRAys from the blast hitting the planet causing sterility
<Brig_D> now, if that is so, how could Han and Leia have childeren ;)
<Dineer> hehe
<Brig_D> I would agree with the debrees posibly causing smomething akin to nuclear winter
<Dineer> well.. it takes a good bit of RAdiation to cause sterility in humans. i'm not sure how the ewoks would hold up.. because.. well.. they're fictional.. =P
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> are they ;) Just because you havent seen a ewok, does that mean they dont exist ROFL
<Dineer> i sure as hell -hope- they are.
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Dineer> if i ever hear a "yub yub" while i'm walking down the street, i just may have to kill someone.
* XtremeAfk (xtremegene@Xtremegene.users.undernet.org) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> watch out, we have an ewok in dRAco, he might come and get you ;)
<Dineer> lol
<Brig_D> at least we did the last time i looked at pilot profiles ROFLOL
<Dineer> does he use little stilts so he can reach the rudder pedals? lol
<Brig_D> I think so ;)
<Dineer> or does he just use midget starfighters?
<Dineer> lmao
<Brig_D> lol
<Dineer> "sorry, sir.. hangar's full." -- "no, no.. we can squeeze one more in. he's an ewok."
<Brig_D> ROFLOL

#1341 (1) - Posted by CPT Kyle Dineer
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[08:20 PM] * Reabel imagines playing xwa with his penis-stick whule having sex
[08:20 PM] <Brig_D> ROFL
[08:20 PM] <Reabel> that'd be funny...
[08:21 PM] <Reabel> id be ignoring the chick that im screwing, and looking at the monitor ..
[08:21 PM] <Dineer> oh god. what kind of low have we hit now?
[08:21 PM] <Reabel> lol
[08:21 PM] <`Entropy> Dunno, but I'm going back to watching the RAce.
[08:21 PM] *** `Entropy is now known as `Ent-Away
[08:21 PM] <Brig_D> rofl

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