<WesBelden> ***WARNING*** KYLE INCOMING ***WARNING***
* ToRAn whips it out
<RS_RAndy> lol
<CMDR-J> kyle is my bitch
<WesBelden> lol
<COL_Apoc> Is not.
* WesBelden goes tp quote
<KevPryde> heh
<COL_Apoc> Kyle is Giz's bitch.
<CMDR-J> is to
<CMDR-J> oh yea...your my bitch apoc
<COL_Apoc> Nope.
<COL_Apoc> I'm Shan's bitch.
<CMDR-J> awww
<WesBelden> do I get any say in this?
<WesBelden> ***WARNING*** KYLE INCOMING ***WARNING***
<CMDR-J> WES!
<COL_Apoc> She claimed me ;-)
<CMDR-J> your my bitch
*** `Kyle has joined #Allegience
*** X sets mode: +o `Kyle
<KevPryde> I thought Kyle was Sconn's bitch, and Dave was Kyle's bitch :P
* ToRAn wags it around, since he already whipped it out
<ToRAn> Kyle! I'm ready for you!
<WesBelden> there's a magical place, with thousands of toys, all under one roof. It's callled..... toys R us, Toys R us, Toys R us -Toys R us!
<SconnILL> And it's f*cking snowing here on April 21.
<WesBelden> biggedy biggedy bong
<RS_RAndy> lol
<RS_RAndy> BONG!
* Owain kills Gizmo before he turns into a giRAffe.
* WesBelden gives Sconn "a get better cookie"
* WesBelden dies
<Owain> The world is safe once more.
* Elfstone notes that he's wearing his titanium ass chastitiy belt, and that ToRAn's wang is being crushed into a bloody pulp * ToRAn licks his wounds | <ToRAn> rofl, I've done that
* COL_Apoc pets lyrics for Slipknot - My Plague (New Abuse Mix)
* ToRAn pets Apoc
* COL_Apoc pets ToRAn
<Cherin> ...
<Cherin> k
* COL_Apoc trots over and pets the Shan
* ToRAn pets himself
<RS_RAndy> .....
<RS_RAndy> Ambigious masturbation? :P
<ToRAn> Since when does petting involve genital touching? Do you go up to dogs and start betting their balls
<RS_RAndy> ....what\'s this have to do with betting their balls? :P
<COL_Apoc> RAndy does.
<ToRAn> I was rubbing my hair and scRAtching myself behind the ears
<ToRAn> ...lmao
<ToRAn> *petting
<ToRAn> Sorry, I used to run an illegal dog ball gambling circuit
<CMDR_T> then go talk to shik <RS_RAndy> Ummm, no T <RS_RAndy> I don't want copies of the amature porno he filmed with you <RS_RAndy> Sorry, but I'm just not into that sh*t <CMDR_T> how dare u <CMDR_T> those are far from amature <RS_RAndy> He said amature when he tried to sell 'em to me earlier *shrugs* <Borsk> fellas, it's amateur. <RS_RAndy> Ah, see <RS_RAndy> An expert has spoken
<Sconn> "Bend over, Small Ethiopian Child, bend over." <`Entropy> Ick. I already do all that sh*t at work. <TyrinDRAx> It'd piss off my mom <VA-Shik> it'd make for a f*cking awesome pRAnk
<ShadaJRA> yeah...im here...
*** LCM_RAndy (tarkiller@*.derbrn01.mi.comcast.net) Join #rs_bar_and_grill 03:49:28.pm 05/28/2002
<ShadaJRA> ok but now im not gonna be
<ShadaJRA> ill ttyl guys
*** ShadaJRA (shadajRA@ppp842.bcpl.net) Quit
<CMR_RAndy> RENA! <Renan> RANDA! * Borsk looks at RAndy, "RAnda? You're a girl!" * CMR_RAndy has kinky lesbian sex with rena :P <Renan> ooh! * Borsk looks at RAnda and Rena, "Can I join in?" :P
<WesBelden> its like an empty chasm that needs filling, <WesBelden> but you have no idea how or why<CMR_RAndy> Your ass, Giz? :P<WesBelden> are you calling my ass an empty chasm?
<AveRA> Its nice to have Shik around though.
<AveRA> I will always have an indicator of when hell is about to freeze over...
<Sconn> <ShikAfk> NO BANG SHIKKIE!
<AveRA> just judging how far he gets with a girl.
<`Kyle> heh
<`Kyle> if he gets one to his room, call off all bets
<Sconn> Yeah right.
<Sconn> Shik will just do a pussy lunge and get his ass kicked.
<TR_Hawk> you talk like it'd actually happen, kyle
<Sconn> He'll be like, "so...you wanna drin-PUSSY LUNGE UGH!"
<Sconn> And reach maniacally for her crotch.
<Sconn> She's all like "YOU SICK F*CK! ALL I WANTED WAS SOME MATH HELP!"
<TRAce> screenshots of penis? <RS_Gizmo> ooooooooh <RS_Gizmo> niiiiiiice <RS_Gizmo> S or M player?<SaiRAFK> Multi as far as I know.<SaiRAFK> I just looked at it tonight.<SaiRAFK> I actually found it ages ago, but it was still in development then.
* RS_Gizmo nods<RS_Gizmo> looked good
• CMR_RAndy nods and moves to dock with the War Frigate
* Cay-Qel fires at the same three
<CMR_RAndy> CMR_RAndy: 6D6+2 -- 6 3 6 2 6 4 +2 -- Total: 63 Bonus: 34
<Lt2TyRAno> Finding a unusual topic for the chat is hard... <CMR_RAndy> No it's not <CMR_RAndy> Lets talk about RAhj's collection of spiked anal dildos
