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[23:04:27] * Jon` walks beside RAndy "I can't believe I could do that with the tree..."
[23:04:34] <RAndy> GM: Renan, can you get Sconn. RAven, take Zak please?
[23:04:44] <RAndy> "Beginners luck." :-P
[23:05:07] <COL_RAven> <<Done :P>>
[23:05:08] <Sconn> <<That's...one of the weirdest lines I've heard coming into a sim.>>
[23:05:13] * Jon` grins "I like it, I am a beginer from here out"
<Reabel> you gonna play on the UO server if people get it running?
<`Ent-Away> I did for a bit.
<`Ent-Away> Got bored.
<Reabel> i mean the free one....
<Reabel> is it up?
<`Ent-Away> Haven't played in a while.
<`Ent-Away> You'd have to ask Blaster.
<`Ent-Away> Or Kaz.
<`Ent-Away> They were setting it up, but it was damn near impossible to do anything with a new chaRActer.
<Reabel> ent, SWG, UO or L2?
<`Ent-Away> UO
<`Ent-Away> What the hell is L2?
<Reabel> lineage 2
<Dineer> ugh. too much hype for me.
<`Ent-Away> You asked me about UO. Why would I give you answers that dealt with SWG or L2?
<Reabel> no, im saying, what do you prefer?
<`Ent-Away> I refuse to pay for SWG. And I vaguely remember discussing L2.
<Reabel> L2 is like...UX
<`Ent-Away> Whatever the f*ck UX is.
<Dineer> ux?
<Reabel> hold on
<Dineer> stop using so goddamn many abbreviations.
<Dineer> sh*t. -he- doesn't even know what it means.
<Dineer> "hold on." ..he's gotta look the damn thing up.
<`Ent-Away> Heh. "What the hell DID I mean by UX?"
[21:30] * Now talking in #IBG
[21:30] * Topic is '<Reabel> hell, if i could use my penis as a joystick i prolly would'
[21:30] * Set by `Entropy on Sun May 30 21:13:00
[21:30] <Reabel> yep..
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[21:34] <Reabelati> hey, brig
[21:34] <Reabelati> wanna roast some marshmellows?
[21:34] <Brig_D> lol
[21:34] <Brig_D> Yeah, sounds good to me
[21:34] * Reabelati gets out the marshmellows
[21:34] <Reabelati> actually...i dont like marshmellows...lol
[21:34] * Reabelati hands brig the bag
[21:35] * Reabelati gets out some hotdogs for himself
[21:35] <Brig_D> lol
[21:35] <Brig_D> ummm marshmellows
[21:35] <Brig_D> drooling
[21:35] <Reabel> i feel lonely
[21:35] <Reabel> lol
[21:37] <Brig_D> yeah, the room got awefully quiet
[21:37] <Reabel> well..
[21:37] <Reabel> someone needs to stay here and keep the topic
[21:37] <Reabel> keep it waiting for x we must
[21:37] <Brig_D> lol
* Retrieving #IBG modes...
[21:37] <Brig_D> maybe the crew will come back in soon
[21:37] <Reabel> maybe..
[21:38] <Brig_D> hopefully just a technical malfunciton
[21:38] <Reabel> maybe this is a warning from beyond, telling me not to play with myself..
<Reabel> time for a ghost story
<Reabel> i was flying a scouting mission one day...
<Reabel> i was prepared to jump to light speed.
<Reabel> right before i engaged the drives, i heard stRAnge noise, kinda like a mosquitoe flying past your ear
<Reabel> anyways, i went into light speed for about a minute..
<Reabel> when i came out, i was in the middle of this massive battle
<Reabel> ships all over the place, both destroyed and dying
<Reabel> ships that look damn-near impossible.
* Phil_Dark (Yavin@host217-43-67-148.RAnge217-43.btcentRAlplus.com) has
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<Reabel> anyways i decided to jump back to light speed, heading back to the base..
<Reabel> the weird thing is...when i got back...nothing was there..
<Reabel> the coordinates were right and everything, but nothing was there..
<Reabel> all of a sudden, this gigantic ship dropped out of light speed...
<Reabel> it was weird...the ship looked like an up-side-down spoon
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<Reabel> it fired some weird weapon at me..
<Reabel> there was a bright light
<Reabel> then all of a sudden i was back
<Brig_D> and then what happened
<Reabel> everything was there...
<Reabel> and when i checked in, everyone was like .. "where the hell have you been?"
<Reabel> they said i was gone for 3 weeks
<Reabel> it felt like 10 minutes
<Brig_D> that is stRAnge
<Reabel> and...even weirder...i gained 20 pounds
<Brig_D> !!!
* Reabelati (~ryanreabe@64-235-207-135.broadband.ripnet.com) Quit (Quit: System Flood)
<Reabel> i analuzed my droid a bit, looked at the data..
<Reabel> seems that i over shot my exit point, and shot throught a star..
<Reabel> it was some really weird data i found..
<Brig_D> it sounds like it
<Reabel> like...it seems like i was sent to another galxy..
<Reabel> galaxy*
<Reabel> and also..
<Reabel> the sensor readings i found about that ship..
<Reabel> on the top of the ship, there was a name..
<Reabel> uss enterprise...
<Reabel> weird eh?
<Reabel> i still dont know what that buzzing noise was..
<Brig_D> very wierd
<Reabel> makes ya think about all those MIA people..
<Reabel> what really happened to them
<Dineer> my friends and i used to play SWRPG all the time.
<Dineer> and one of my friends, this cRAzy guy that was usually tripping on shrooms, always played these cRAzy chaRActers..
<Dineer> so this one game.. he had an Ewok chaRActer, and his Ewok was a Jedi Knight.. emphasizing in telepathy and mind control. that sort of thing.
<Dineer> so he could pretty much make anyone do whatever he wanted. so..
<Dineer> we were being chased by these stormtroopers and he took control of -all- of them. all five of them.
<Dineer> and we had our own stormtrooper unit.
<Brig_D> lol
<Reabel8> lol
<Dineer> so he gets up on the shoulders of one of his troopers, RAises his little staff in the air..and says.. "I am a GOD! I am your small, fuzzy god!"
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Dineer> and he made the stormtroopers get on their knees and bow to him.
[00:39:26] <Licah> woot KoC mercs!!
[00:39:40] * Licah sells off 4 dRAgonskins and buys 198.
[00:40:27] <RAndy> ya know, at the end of the day a mercenary isn't that different from a whore.
[00:41:06] <Licah> I now have 270 untRAined mercs
[00:41:07] <Licah> Heh
[00:41:08] <Licah> I suppose.
[00:41:15] <Licah> I like the little buggers in KoC :P
[00:41:20] <RS_Renan> the merc might still have his virginity, and he won't get pregnent. :P
[00:41:36] <RAndy> But he still whores his body out for money
[00:41:39] <RAndy> And he could die.
[00:42:04] <RAndy> She's not a whore! She's an independant contRActor!
<`Entropy> We do have a Rear AdmiRAl RAnk.
<Sconn> Which, thankfully, I haven't attained.
<Indy> Yeah, and I'm sure you boys enjoyed looking at mine while I held that RAnk.
<`Entropy> Not really.
8:17 PM: `Kaz: Hey Snap
8:17 PM: SnapGuy: Hey Kaz
8:17 PM: `Kaz: Can you progRAm a Stupidity Filter?
8:17 PM: *** NOSd00d is now known as ReabelRTOK
8:17 PM: SnapGuy: Sure
8:17 PM: *** Mode change "+m" on #rs_bar_and_Grill by SnapGuy
8:17 PM: SnapGuy: Done
8:17 PM: *** Mode change "+o `Kaz" on #rs_bar_and_Grill by X
8:17 PM: `Kaz: niiiice
[03:00:02] <Aidyn> GM: The spiked ball slams into Malik, liteRAlly slamming him into the concrete block.
[03:00:04] <Aidyn> !r 5
[03:00:04] <Malik_21> Aidyn: 5d6 -- 4 3 3 6 4 -- Total: 20
[03:00:11] <Aidyn> GM: Roll armor resistance.
[03:00:14] <Malik_21> Malik_21: 2d6+1 -- 6 6 +1 -- Total: 21 Bonus: 8
[03:00:18] <COL_RAven> <<ROFL>>
[03:00:18] <Malik_21> <<W00T!>>
[03:00:48] <Aidyn> GM: The spikes piece inside his armor, touching his skin lightly...but not penetRAting. He's had the living air knocked out of him though, and a Spiked ball stuck to his front end.
[09:55:28] <`Zek> <--- Was supposed to be golfing right now, but the stupid director of the tour didn't put his name down, cause we didn't call and tell him I was going to play since it didn't say we needed to on the info packet thingy
[09:55:32] <COL_Rzaven> ...t-y-p-o
[09:55:41] <COL_Rzaven> RZAVEN!
[09:55:45] <RedSOGGY> just climbed out the bath :P
[09:55:48] <COL_Rzaven> Sounds RAppish
[09:55:50] * COL_Rzaven is now known as COL_RAven
[09:55:53] <RAndy-sensei> So...
[09:56:03] <RAndy-sensei> You're angry because you can't play golf...
[09:56:08] <`Zek> yeah
[09:56:38] * RAndy-sensei teaches Zek to talk and curse like an enRAged Scotsman
[09:57:45] <RAndy-sensei> Hit the ball...
[09:57:48] <RAndy-sensei> Get in the cart
[09:57:51] <RAndy-sensei> Hit the ball...
[09:57:52] <RAndy-sensei> Get in the cart
[09:57:56] <RAndy-sensei> Hit the ball...
[09:57:58] <`Zek> no cart
[09:57:58] <RAndy-sensei> Get in the cart
[09:58:00] <RAndy-sensei> :-P
[09:58:15] <COL_RAven> heh
[09:58:18] <RAndy-sensei> I say there's a cart.
[09:58:19] <COL_RAven> one time i went golfing
[09:58:19] <`Zek> we don't use carts, we do a thing called walking
[09:58:24] <COL_RAven> my dad was pissing me off
[09:58:27] <RAndy-sensei> So there's a cart God dammit. :-P
[09:58:28] <COL_RAven> so I hit the ball really hard
[09:58:30] <COL_RAven> and really wrong
[09:58:34] <RAndy-sensei> Like walking is so hard/
[09:58:39] <COL_RAven> it bounced off a tree and nailed him in the groin
[09:58:47] <RAndy-sensei> lmfao
[09:58:49] <RAndy-sensei> Justice
[09:58:51] <COL_RAven> I couldn't have planned it ANY better, or do it again even if I tried
[09:58:52] <`Zek> lol
[09:59:01] <COL_RAven> another time
[09:59:04] <COL_RAven> I hit the ball
[09:59:07] <COL_RAven> made a nice THWACK
[09:59:10] <COL_RAven> and i'm trying to find it
[09:59:15] <COL_RAven> "Wow, that must have gone fa..."
[09:59:22] <COL_RAven> I notice a white sphere lance down infront of me
[09:59:31] <COL_RAven> the ball went 3 feet forward, and about 5 miles up :P
[09:59:36] <RAndy-sensei> lmfao
[09:59:41] <RAndy-sensei> Mike please
[09:59:50] <RAndy-sensei> I'm about to choke on my cereal. :-P
[09:59:54] <COL_RAven> Wait!
[09:59:56] <COL_RAven> Another time
[10:00:01] <COL_RAven> i'm going down a hill in the cart
[10:00:06] <COL_RAven> and the f*cking governor
[10:00:11] <COL_RAven> isn't letting me go fast...so I nail it
[10:00:16] <COL_RAven> then throw the f*cking thing in neutRAl :P
[10:00:35] <COL_RAven> it disengages the governor, and I slammed into a large standing pool of water (Ok...I couldn't turn and went into a lake...)
[10:00:52] <RAndy-sensei> lol
[10:00:58] <COL_RAven> I told the guys at the club house it was a malfunction and got 3 free rounds of golf :P
[10:01:11] * RAndy-sensei dies laughing
[10:01:16] <`Zek> lol
[10:01:37] <COL_RAven> I also was playing chicken, that day
[10:01:39] <RAndy-sensei> Golf and Nascar. :-P
[10:01:44] <RAndy-sensei> Both are "sports"
[10:01:44] <COL_RAven> with the pacer
[10:01:48] <RAndy-sensei> Neither should be. :-P
[10:01:50] <COL_RAven> I was chatting with him
[10:01:57] <COL_RAven> he's like: "Yeah...this gets boring after awhile.'
[10:02:07] <COL_RAven> Me> "...Wanna play Chicken?"
[10:02:09] <COL_RAven> He nodded, and so we did :P
[10:02:26] <RAndy-sensei> Who flinched first? :-P
[10:02:31] <COL_RAven> pshaw
[10:02:34] <COL_RAven> I kept RAmming him :P
[10:02:37] <COL_RAven> he gave up :P
[10:02:38] <RAndy-sensei> lol
[10:02:54] <COL_RAven> heh, another time, my dad goes to tee up
[10:02:56] <COL_RAven> 1st green
[10:02:59] <COL_RAven> stands too far back
[10:03:03] <COL_RAven> and the ball doesn't go stRAight
[10:03:04] <COL_RAven> oh no
[10:03:08] <COL_RAven> doesn't go diagional
[10:03:09] <COL_RAven> no no no
[10:03:12] <COL_RAven> goes stRAight to the right
[10:03:17] <COL_RAven> and blasts past like 3 people's heads
[10:03:35] <RAndy-sensei> lol
[10:03:39] <`Zek> heh
[10:03:43] <COL_RAven> So here's this deathball
[10:03:48] <COL_RAven> bounces off the clubhouse side
[10:03:50] <RAndy-sensei> I never knew golf could be so amusing in reality. :-P
[10:03:51] <COL_RAven> and smacks into...
[10:04:01] <COL_RAven> a 2002, bRAnd new (no plates, the paper sh*tty thing)
[10:04:03] <COL_RAven> corvette
[10:04:16] <RAndy-sensei> rofl
[10:04:16] <COL_RAven> the owner chased my dad across the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 5th holes
[10:04:18] <`Zek> roflol
[10:04:36] <RAndy-sensei> Justice :-P
[10:04:37] <COL_RAven> Here *I* am at the tee
[10:04:39] <COL_RAven> laughing my ass off
[10:05:00] <COL_RAven> so i hit the ball, cRAppy shot because i was laughing
[10:05:03] <COL_RAven> next guy walks up
[10:05:05] <COL_RAven> SMASH!
[10:05:10] <COL_RAven> puts HIS ball through the vette's windshield
[10:05:19] <RAndy-sensei> lmfao
[10:05:46] <RAndy-sensei> I think there's a lesson there. :-P
[10:05:51] <COL_RAven> Yeah
[10:05:54] <COL_RAven> Aim for the vette
[10:06:00] <COL_RAven> and you'll sink a hole in 1
[10:06:10] <RAndy-sensei> roflmfao
[10:06:26] <RAndy-sensei> brb
[10:06:27] <COL_RAven> lets see
[10:06:32] <COL_RAven> any other funny sports stories...
[10:06:34] <COL_RAven> OH YEAH
[10:06:38] <COL_RAven> I was at the batting cages
[10:06:45] <COL_RAven> and ya know how they have those automated systems, blah blah
[10:06:50] <COL_RAven> and there's a guy sometimes in there
[10:06:55] <COL_RAven> with a cage around him
[10:07:02] <COL_RAven> well, our cage had some holes in it
[10:07:04] <COL_RAven> from abuse
[10:07:16] <COL_RAven> but they didn't think a ball could fit through em
[10:07:20] <COL_RAven> so they didn't bother repairing
[10:07:28] <COL_RAven> so im standing at the plate, ball comes...
[10:07:30] <COL_RAven> THWACK
[10:07:35] <COL_RAven> I see it go through one of the holes
[10:07:52] <COL_RAven> and a resounding "SON OF A MOTHER F*CKING OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW." Rings across the cagee
[10:08:06] <RAndy-sensei> lol
[10:08:09] <COL_RAven> nailed the poor guy in the back with the ball
[10:08:17] <COL_RAven> as he was fixing something
[10:08:28] <RAndy-sensei> lmfao
<`Entropy> When I call you gay, you won't have to clarify.
<JamesWolf> Ok
<Kicks> heh
<JamesWolf> Cause you know, all the weird comments are kinda RAndom
<`Entropy> You flaming homosexual.
<Kicks> yup pretty clear
* JamesWolf gRAbs Ent, flips him over, and pounds it up his ass
<Kicks> eww
<`Entropy> Please, sir, can I have another!
<JamesWolf> And now, you are my bitch
<Dineer> ..as long as it's not on my bunk.
<`Aidyn> Nah, no need. I dont need you. I got plenty of devil chicks.
<`Aidyn> Go...get RAven or something.
* RAndy-sensei watches Aidyn fall into the toilet
<RAndy-sensei> Devil chicks with dicks
<COL_RAven> lol
<`Aidyn> ja
<Dineer> know when Licah will be back around?
<Phil_Dark> sorry don't know
<@Jagged> never
<Dineer> did you kill him?
<@Jagged> he RAn away to work for Bill Gates as a personal assistant
<Dineer> oh.
<Dineer> that's even worse.
<GizAFK> is it me, or does the stun baton look like a giant military kinky dildo?
<Xtremegene> good call Giz
<Xtremegene> want to go fencer now? :P
<Xtremegene> or duel a fencer -_-
<GizAFK> and those broken lightsabers.. very dildo/vibRAtor esq
<GizAFK> no, I'll carry on using my fist
<RAndy> Aidyn...
<Jan-lo> Aidyn talked...
<Rekstar> O.O
<RAndy> I really wasn't all that curious :-P
<Licah> ROFL
<Xtremegene> ouch
<Licah> ROFL
<Aidyn> Dude..
<Xtremegene> and he netsplitted x_x
<Aidyn> I killed him
<Rekstar> oh dear
<Jan-lo> O_O
<Licah> ahahahaha
<RAndy> :-P
* RAndy dies laughing
<Reabel> lol
* Jan-lo can't breathe
<Reabel> same here
<DevAzza> lol
<Licah> thank you Undernet. thank you.
<Reabel> omg
<Reabel> noooo
<Rekstar> lol
<Jan-lo> heehee
<Reabel> lol
<Licah> Snap: you around?
<Sconn> ...AIDYN KILLED ALLSTON!
<DevAzza> lol
<Sconn> YOU BASTARD!
<Licah> I'm wondering if someone should go looking on undernet servers for Allston :P
<Aidyn> It's not my fault!
<Aidyn> I'll go find him
<Aidyn> ..wait.
<Aidyn> Bad idea.
20:39:36: RS_Reabel: why is pourquoi
20:39:45: RAndy-sens: ...
20:39:47: RAndy-sens: Reab
20:40:02: RAndy-sens: You're a moron
20:40:05: RS_Reabel: no im not
20:40:10: Snappleguy: Por que == why?
20:40:15: RAndy-sens: Yes
20:40:16: Snappleguy: porque == because
20:40:24: Snappleguy: I can't type accent marks :/
20:40:34: RS_Reabel: dude...i've taken like.....7 years of french
