<`Kaz> Did Mike ever leave?
<`Kaz> Seems like he just spends his days making up a new name
<`Davery> lol
<`Kaz> You havent noticed?
<`Davery> heh.. GheyMon
<`Kaz> Every single day it's a new one
<`Davery> Yeah, I have noticed
<`Davery> It's a subtle way for him and Los to f*ck
<`Kaz> I mean, Im giving it a week before RAhj walks in on them
<`Davery> rofl
<`Davery> And Wyvern appears out of nowhere to threaten him with MoJ charges
<Kirghy> lol
<`Kaz> ...I laughed so hard at that
<`Kaz> couldnt.....stop...laughing
<`Davery> As did we all
<`Kaz> Just the idea of RAhj happily going about his business on IRC, and BAM
<`Kaz> There's Wyvern getting it on
<Depharic> Heh
<`Davery> I still don't understand why he entered that channel anyway
<`Kaz> I bet he screamed like a girl <`Kaz> Running away to Subway
<`Davery> "Oh look, I whoised Wyvern and he's in some suspicious channel called '#ICYBERWITHALTA' maybe I'll go in!"
<`Kaz> The RAnt Wyvern gave was even better
<`Davery> Yes.. I got the RAnt in its entirety. He made a special plea to me to restRAin RAhj. I think I just encouRAged him to make fun of them more.
<`Davery> Yes, I was a just FC
<`Kaz> Kind of like when I was mocking those EH ambassadors
<`Davery> rofl
<Depharic> 'restRAin' RAhj?
<`Davery> B-I-N-G-O
<`Kaz> Much as I may dislike RAhj at times, that was classic
<`Kaz> Why do people insist on coming to IRC to pretend to f*ck
<Depharic> Lack of IRL pussy?
<`Kaz> commas aren't that erotic
<`Davery> I hope not
<`Davery> All we need to do is be accidentally turning on Shik or something
<Depharic> Heh
<`Kaz> rofl
* COL_Gab tries to help Blob with his chainsaw but cuts his head instead... oh sorry :P
<Blob> ow..
<Blob> Says the head*
<COL_Gab> heh
* Blob gRAbs his head and runs off to surgeon
<MrTRAcey> The dead man apparently replied to an advertisement posted on the Internet, prosecutors said. One newspaper said it read: "Seeking young, well-built 18- to 30-year-old for slaughter."
* Deltan is now known as DeltBRB
<MrTRAcey> Who the hell answers an ad like that
<Kerensky> Kazzzzzz
<LCable> Kyle hates being the bitch that everyone kicks in the balls
<`Kyle> Haha! Cast iron balls
<`Kyle> You sick son of a bitch
<`Kyle> Why would you even ask me that
<LCable> You're the one with iron balls
<`Kyle> You're some kind of damned weirdo
* Jensen sticks high powered magnet across the room and watches as Kyle is dRAgged across by his balls.
<LCable> I didn't tell you to go dip your balls in cast iron
<`Kyle> He's one of those
<`Kyle> The creepy kid who stares at all the other boys after PE
<LCable> Are you sure?
<LCable> Then aren't you one of those
<`Kyle> I'm never wrong
<LCable> The kid that has to wear a cup during PE so his shorts don't split because of his heavy cast-iron balls
<`Kyle> I KNEW YOU WERE LOOKING!
* TechKrill starts bopping all ppl in the DOW 'cept Chrys. "FLY the DOW TOD!"
<TechKrill> it's due on the 7th
<Chrys> Ill bop my own ppl :P
* `Entropy removes Tech with a spatula and deposits him in the tRAsh.
<TechBRB> i am NOT a COOKIE!
* TechBRB climbs out of the tRAsh
* `Entropy pushes Tech back down into the tRAsh and locks the lid.
* TechBRB bangs on the lid. "FLY THE ITOD!"
* `Entropy soundproofs the garbage can.
* TechKrill pulls out the walkie talkie to the hidden speaker in the lounge. "Nice try...FLY THE ITOD!"
* `Entropy turns on the ECM
<TechKrill> ...
* TechKrill pouts that he forgot his lightsaber
* TechKrill starts using the Force to put the thought of flying the ITOD into people's minds...
[22:34] <`Kaz> That book was almost as bad as Darksaber
[22:34] <Kirghy> lol
[22:34] <`Davery> LOL
[22:34] <`Davery> nothing was quite as bad as Darksaber, however
[22:34] <`Kaz> no...
[22:35] <Kirghy> I love the fact that they mention the fact that the Ssi'ruk debris are "hot" but that never comes into play.
[22:35] <`Kaz> With KJA and his "thousands and thousands" of tie bombers on an SSD
[22:35] <Kerensky> Heh
[22:35] <`Kaz> Or the VSD fighters
[22:35] <Kerensky> didnt you know?
[22:35] <`Kaz> Swarming around at high speed
[22:35] <`Davery> Or the cloaked ultRA mega Super Star Destroyer
[22:35] <Kerensky> it was the Super Bomber Carrier Star Destroyer.
[22:35] <`Kaz> Not cloaked
[22:35] <`Kaz> It had invisible paint
[22:35] <Kirghy> o.O
[22:35] <`Kaz> All the VSDs were painted red
[22:35] <Kirghy> I'm glad I havent' read that one.
[22:36] <`Kaz> And 70 of them attacked 12 ISDs like fighters
[22:36] <`Pluto> damn them for stealing my ideas!
[22:36] <`Davery> lol
[22:36] <Kerensky> Whoosh!
[22:36] <`Davery> Swooping in and firing like cRAzy
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[22:36] <`Davery> They went so fast the ISD's couldn't even target them
[22:36] <Kerensky> Those old rickety ships are fast, you know
[22:36] <`Kaz> I f*cking hate KJA
[22:36] <`Kaz> He's what's wrong with books in geneRAl, SW or not
[22:36] <Kerensky> heh..
[22:37] <`Kaz> Does it take that long to read a technical readout or two?
[22:37] <Kerensky> Dont forget that one series of his, the jedi apprentice tRAining sh*t series.
[22:37] <`Davery> apparently it does
[22:37] <`Kaz> Im not even touching the whole "Hutt builds a death star but it's not really a deathstar just the laser part"
[22:37] <Kerensky> I found that book funny.
[22:37] <Kerensky> I mean..litttle rodents stealing the death star plans?
[22:38] <`Davery> rofl
[22:38] <`Davery> not really a deathstar
[22:38] <`Davery> And that one scientist guy that they kept kiling
[22:38] <`Kaz> With bugs
[22:38] <Kerensky> from a heavily guarded computer. which just happened to be in like some sorta senate building....even though anyone with an ounce of sense wouldnt keep files that sensitive in such a place?
[22:38] <Kerensky> Poor Bevel.
[22:39] <Kerensky> I actually felt sorry for that chaRActer.
[22:39] <Kerensky> "you screwed up. Time to die" "Sh*t, not again"
[22:39] <`Davery> Of course there was also bRAin-in-jar monks
[22:39] <Kerensky> those were in RotJ though.
[22:39] <Kerensky> well..for about 2 seconds
[22:39] <Kirghy> yeah, but they're cannon.
[22:40] <Kerensky> Of course..I suppose kyp wasnt so bad.
[22:40] <Kerensky> I mean, a jedi who blew up a few star systems?
[22:40] <Kirghy> lol
[22:40] <Kerensky> just cause he was an angsty teen?
[22:40] <Kerensky> hey, sounds cool to me.
[22:40] <`Pluto> give me a weapon powerful enough and i'd be tempted
[22:40] <Kerensky> ..except for the whole part of using the force to pull the ship out of yavin
[22:40] <`Davery> in RotJ there was one spider liek thing that LOOKED like it had a jar on it
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[22:41] <`Davery> Not a whole community of monks :P
[22:41] <`Pluto> 'specially if i was all angsty
[22:41] <Kerensky> that was stupid.
[22:41] <`Kaz> ....Im not....going to....start on...the sun crusher
[22:41] <`Kaz> Im just....not
[22:41] <`Kaz> when a death star chased it
[22:41] <Kerensky> ....true. A death star chasing it..
[22:41] <Kerensky> that was a little..far fetched.
[22:41] <Vendzor> ..?
[22:41] <Kerensky> we're ripping on KJA, vender
[22:41] <Vendzor> When did that happen?
[22:42] <Vendzor> He's an ass.
[22:42] <Kirghy> 'nuff said
[22:42] <Kerensky> Thank you, you are welcome to the conversation now
[22:42] <Vendzor> He had a DS chasing..wait..the fact that he had a DS at all..
[22:42] <`Kaz> Yeah
[22:42] <`Kaz> It was a secret unfinished one
[22:42] <Kerensky> And a whole secret labRAtory.
[22:42] <Vendzor> Riiiight.
[22:42] <`Kaz> Stolen from a lab in the middle of a bunch of black holes
[22:43] <`Kaz> See, the sun crusher tricked the death star into falling in one
[22:43] <`Kaz> Then it sped away from the black hole
[22:43] <`Kaz> Cause you know, that's perfectly logical
[22:43] <Vendzor> lol
[22:43] <Kerensky> Yeah.
[22:43] <`Kaz> They f*cking bend time
[22:43] <`Kaz> But a spaceship can run away
[22:43] <Kerensky> doesnt matter that at those RAnges, they all should have been burnt crispy by the RAdiation
[22:43] <`Kaz> Oh
[22:44] <`Kaz> Dont forget the sun crusher has invincible armor
[22:44] <`Kaz> And the death star can shoot it
[22:44] <Vendzor> rofl
[22:44] <Kerensky> ...I think the whole RAmming through a star destroyer was cool thoguh.
[22:44] <Kerensky> ..of course, i find it hard to believe that didnt tear every weapon off the ship, as well as ruin the launcher.
[22:45] <`Kaz> Course not
[22:45] <`Kaz> It's got QUANTUM ARMOR
[22:45] <`Kaz> Which is INVINCIBLE
[22:45] <Kerensky> Yeah. He DID ride out a supernova..
[22:45] <Kerensky> didnt he have the door open?
[22:45] <Kirghy> lol
[22:46] <Kerensky> survived a supernova..with the door open.
<LCL_RAndy> Interesting family :P
<LCL_RAndy> Daddy Satan, Mommy Concubine, Baby Anti-Christ, and Uncle Death :P <Dareesha> And Uncle CUNT SPILL! <LCL_RAndy> and Aunt RAven! :P<MAJ_RAven> I can see the baby in like first gRAde... someone makes a mistake on a spelling test (You are gonna die Sean) and him standing up yelling: "YOU CUNT SPILL! HA HA HA! YOU CUNT SPILL!"
<LCL_RAndy> So, lets see what kind of [Censored Word] Little Spypoc will get from his uncles
<LCL_RAndy> "Ya know that kid that's annoying you? Here's a sword, go have fun." </Death>
<LCL_RAndy> "Whuts he goona douche?" </Cunt Spill>
<LCL_RAndy> "BLOW HIM UP!" </RAven> :P
<MAJ_RAven> "Now, this is how you can make a Furby, a RAdio, and your hair...into a high explosive device." </Me>
[12:41pm] «LCL_RAndy» Dude, I just thought of the perfect form of bio-terrorism.
[12:41pm] «LCL_RAndy» Genital herpes in the water supply.
[12:41pm] «@Sconn» Just go stick your wang in a watertower.
<LCL_RAndy> Aliens live in my pants
<`Spyder> Poor Aliens.
<LCL_RAndy> They actually enjoy it.
<`Spyder> You must've drugged them.
<LCL_RAndy> Occasionally they probe my anus at inappropiate times.
