<RA_RAven> Our Sconnicus, who art in St. Paul. Hallowed be thy name. Thy bitches come. Thy will be done. On Earth as it is everywhere.
<RA_RAven>Give us this day our daily poon. And forgive us our ho-slappin, as we forgive those who ho-slap against us. And lead us not into unplanned parentood, and deliver us from dumb bitches. ASconn.
<Sconn> yeah, here in the civilized world, we call it welfare
<Sconn> and people need to qualify to get on it.
<Gavin_Storm> we qqualify after 1 year of work or if you have less the 8K in the bank
<Sconn> Yeah. Here, you gotta have like...a few kids and no child support
<Gavin_Storm> you get more if you have kids
<Gavin_Storm> natuRAlly
<Sconn> So who pays for all that?
<Sconn> Do you all, with your taxes?
<Gavin_Storm> national insuRAnce stamp or taxes
<Sconn> Oh righgt.
<Sconn> ...right*
<Sconn> I forgot your government taxes stamps. Which is why my country decided you all sucked and then kicked the shit outta you in two sepaRAte wars.
Session Start: Tue Aug 07 22:39:34 2007
[22:39] <RSDLightwind> Knock knock
[22:39] <RA_RAven> Who's there?
[22:40] <RSDLightwind> Dadoor
[22:40] * RA_RAven blows up Dadoor.
[22:40] <RA_RAven> Not anymore!
[22:40] <RSDLightwind> LOL
[22:41] <RSDLightwind> Now thats an open door policy
[22:42] <RA_RAven> That it is.
[00:16] <VA_RAven> P228 hits for 20ish chest, right?
[00:16] <LCable> I think more like 30s
[00:16] <`Kaz> why would you hit them in the chest
[00:16] <`Kaz> SHOOT EM IN THE HEAD!
[00:16] <Sair> CENTER OF MASS
[00:16] <Sair> ITS THE BIGGEST PART
[00:17] <Sair> unless you're shooting at me, then its the wang
[00:17] <LCable> Dude, with CSS's weird-ass hitboxes, the head is almost as big as the chest
[00:17] <VA_RAven> ...because you normally aim at the upper torso/neck, fire, and allow your rectile to tRAce up to their face :P
[00:17] <Sair> ...
[00:17] <Sair> rectile
[00:17] <`Kaz> recticle
[00:17] <LCable> tee-hee
[00:17] <`Kaz> recticicle
[00:17] <LCable> recticicicicicle
[00:17] <Licah> ......
[00:17] <Sair> ALLOW YOUR RECTILE TO TRACE UP TO THEIR FACE
[00:17] <`Kaz> lol
<SconnBOOZE> Btich bitch bitch, Giz.
<Lori_Star> ooooo yeeeeeessss
06* SconnBOOZE blinks
<VA_RAven> ...
<VA_RAven> Did Lori just get off to Sconn tlking?
<VA_RAven> talking*
<SconnBOOZE> Wouldn't be the first time.
[17:37] * NaesDRAw strolls over to a window and looks out.
[17:38] <NaesDRAw> CRAp! My wallet!
[17:38] * NaesDRAw runs for the vac suits locker and heads for a airlock.
[17:38] * NaesDRAw is now known as Naes-EV
[19:54] <Himm> maybe I ought to christmas decoRAte my fighter
[19:54] <NaesDRAw> hm....
[19:54] <NaesDRAw> just keep the tinsel out of the intakes
[19:54] <Himm> lol
[19:55] <NaesDRAw> Mebe I'll spruce up Reset abit
[19:55] <Himm> hehe
[19:55] <Himm> add a sants beard
[19:55] <Himm> *santa
[19:56] <NaesDRAw> That is just th right amonut of funny to work.
[19:56] <NaesDRAw> at least a hat
[19:57] <NaesDRAw> i'll look into that..... oh.
[19:57] <Himm> and recalibRAte his speaker to go ho-ho-ho in stead of all those beeps
[19:57] <NaesDRAw> we need a RS: Xmas thing.
[19:57] <Himm> hehe
[19:58] <NaesDRAw> Who's going out in a Vac suit and stringing the lights on the Shield GeneRAtors?
[19:58] <Himm> rofl
[19:59] <Himm> I've never seen an christmas opt for XWA
[19:59] <Himm> that'd been fun
[19:59] <NaesDRAw> this all is quite possablely quote worthy.
<Codyman> the AF is much like what I'd imagine having anal sex with a horse would be like
<Codyman> long, painful, and ungRAtifying, also somewhat confusing and complicated
[21:15] <NaesDRAw> Force poke does -10 HP
[21:15] * NaesDRAw revives Himm
[21:15] <Swifty> -10?
[21:15] <NaesDRAw> tyes
[21:16] <Swifty> how do you do -10 on someone with 0
[21:16] <NaesDRAw> teh Force
[21:16] <NaesDRAw> :D
[21:16] <Swifty> so he now has 10?
[21:16] <Swifty> or -10?
[21:17] <NaesDRAw> um, `10
[21:17] <Swifty> 10?
[21:17] <Swifty> Do -60
[21:17] <NaesDRAw> um,
[21:17] <Swifty> we need him well enough to make the mission
[21:17] * NaesDRAw Uses Force Poke
[21:18] <NaesDRAw> it's not very effective
[21:18] <NaesDRAw> durr.... swifty halp?
[21:18] * Swifty uses an upgRAded force poke that does -50
[21:19] * NaesDRAw has a bad idea and looks at swifty...
[21:19] <Swifty> what?
[21:19] * NaesDRAw slaps Swifty around a bit with a large trout
[21:19] <NaesDRAw> kekekekekekekekkekekekekekekkekke
[21:19] <Swifty> WHY?
[21:19] <NaesDRAw> um.
[21:20] <NaesDRAw> cuz
Dagger has moRAls?
[14:44] <NaesDRAw> if he says ok, you could be the moRAl officer
[14:44] <NaesDRAw> wait, what moRAls.....
[14:44] <Swifty> the what
[14:44] <NaesDRAw> :P
[14:44] <Swifty> :P
[14:45] <NaesDRAw> the make people feel better officer
<Swifty> What does a hangover feel like?
<RS_Gizmo> well, it varies from person to person, but when it's bad, I geneRAlly feel tired as hell, I have an annoying headache which feels like the inside of my head is bigger than my skull, and my stomach doesn't geneRAlly feel right until after I've been to the toilet and released a poo of evil doom :P
<RS_Gizmo> the only way to feel better seems to be to lie in bed under a duvet and try to sleep :P
<RS_Gizmo> although greasey fry ups and DVDs which you don't have to think much about can also be good
<Swifty> Don't get drunk would work just as well
<Swifty> I tried to argue with Kaz, which Sconn promptly recommended against :P
<VA_RAven> You should take the recommendation.
<Swifty> he said:
<Swifty> <Swifty> Is it possible to fight Kaz and win?
<Swifty> <Sconn> No.
<Swifty> <Sconn> Because, like a woman
<Swifty> <Sconn> Kaz defies logic in an argument
<VA_RAven> He is correct.
<Swifty> Checks book of "What to do in RS" "#1 Listen to the FC
<Swifty> "
<Swifty> :P
<VA_RAven> #1 would be 'Do not mess with Kaz'.
<VA_RAven> #2 would be 'Listen to the FC'
<Swifty> What happens if you mess with Kaz?
<Swifty> :P
<VA_RAven> You will Engage The RAge.
<Swifty> #3 'Do not let Sconn or Spokes anywhere near alcohol when they're on duty' :P
[16:09] <Teu> Chopping onions with a big knife is a great anger reliever when one is angery
[16:11] <Lori_Star> stripping is also a good way to relief anger
[16:12] <TethRAn> Lori: Care to send us pictures of you relieving stress then? :-p
