<HimmAFK> be right there, just a smoke first
<BGN_GAb> no no no Himm
<BGN_GAb> you don't want me to write /nick Himmswife again
<BGN_GAb> :P
<HimmAFK> uhm...
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<BGN_GAb> no sh!t, perhaps he does want
<BGN_GAb> I withdRAw that comment :P
*** HimmAFK is now known as GabsBabe
<BGN_GAb> awwwwwwwwwww stupid me
<GabsBabe> better this way
*** Licah is now known as GabsGuy
<BGN_GAb> AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<GabsBabe> LOL
* GabsGuy snuggles with Gab
*** BGN_GAb is now known as ImnotGab
<ImnotGab> whoever
<GabsBabe> hey, he's mine!!!
<ImnotGab> but not me! :P
<Horn_AFK> heh
* GabsBabe looks at GabsGuy: "Cute!"
* GabsGuy poses
<RS_Gizmo> me too
* LCL_RAndy sets mode: +b *!*user@*.in-addr.btopenworld.com
* RS_Gizmo was kicked by LCL_RAndy (FLOODING - 8 lines in 3 sec(s). 30 second ban.)
<`Kyle> nah, geneRAl is boring
<Owain> I've been CMDR for so long it's funny. :P
* LCL_RAndy sets mode: -b *!*user@*.in-addr.btopenworld.com
<LCL_RAndy> ...
<LCL_RAndy> what the [Censored Word] was that
five seconds later...
- 8 lines in 3 sec(s). 30 second ban.)
* LCL_RAndy sets mode: -b *!*user@*.in-addr.btopenworld.com
<Akar> ROFL
<LCL_RAndy> ...WHAT THE [Censored Word]!?
five seconds later...
<RS_Gizmo> !op
* LCL_RAndy sets mode: +b *!*user@*.in-addr.btopenworld.com
* RS_Gizmo was kicked by LCL_RAndy (FLOODING - 8 lines in 3 sec(s). 30 second ban.)
<LCL_RAndy> Hmmm
<CPT_RAven> ROFLMAO!
* LCL_RAndy sets mode: -b *!*user@*.in-addr.btopenworld.com
[14:08] * Cephisus pokes Deltan with a finger
[14:08] <Cephisus> he's dead
[14:08] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:08] * RS_Jag kicks deltan
[14:09] * RS_Jag slaps Deltan around a bit with a large trout
[14:09] <RS_Jag> yep...
[14:09] * Cephisus drugs Deltan and dresses him like a member of the Village People, then forces him to dance "Macho Man" in a bar full of gays.
[14:09] <RS_Jag> he's dead...
[14:09] <RS_Jag> if he's not, he will be... :p
[14:09] <Cephisus> All of us will be
[14:09] <Cephisus> except me! :P
[14:10] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:10] <Cephisus> I'm GOD
[14:10] <RS_Jag> no ur not
[14:10] <RS_Jag> u have to be FC to be god
[14:10] <Cephisus> Yes, I'm GOD and Himm is my wife
[14:10] <Cephisus> :P
[14:10] <RS_Jag> oooh
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[14:14] * X sets mode: +o BGN_GAb
[14:14] * HimmCAR is now known as CephsWife
[14:14] <CephsWife> hehe
[14:14] <BGN_GAb> .....!!!???
[14:14] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:15] <RS_Jag> never mind, dear...
[14:15] <BGN_GAb> omg!
[14:15] <RS_Jag> go to bed ;)
[14:15] <CephsWife> nope
[14:15] <Cephisus> hello honeyI want to be hermafordite, I would feel two kind of orgasms, wow it would be amazing
[14:15] <CephsWife> I'm making dinner for Ceph
[14:15] <Cephisus> AAHHHHH
[14:15] <CephsWife> right
[14:15] * Deltan wakes up
[14:15] <Deltan> Somebody need me?
[14:15] <CephsWife> we all do
[14:15] <RS_Jag> he's not dead!
[14:15] <BGN_GAb> ... ew, ew, ew Delt
[14:15] <BGN_GAb> wrong sentence to choose
[14:16] <BGN_GAb> not right now :P
[14:16] <Cephisus> heh
[14:16] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:16] <Deltan> You may have a point...
[14:16] * CephsWife cleans Cephs house
[14:16] * CephsWife then goes on to wash all Cephs clothes
[14:16] <Deltan> This is absolutely twisted.
[14:16] <Cephisus> OK honey, but you will sleep in an different bed tonight
[14:17] <CephsWife> no!!!
[14:17] <RS_Jag> roflol
[14:17] <RS_Jag> is somebody logging this?
[14:17] <BGN_GAb> lol
[14:17] <Deltan> I log everything.
[14:17] <Cephisus> heh
[14:17] * CephsWife finishes the dinner
[14:17] <BGN_GAb> make sure this ends up in the Quotes DB.
[14:17] <CephsWife> Ceph, darling, dinner is ready!!
[14:18] <Cephisus> Mmmmm.... it smells very well
[14:18] <CephsWife> thanks, sweatheart
[14:18] <Cephisus> Just a question baby!
[14:18] <Deltan> This is just wrong... on so many levels.
[14:19] * CephsWife gets Cephs slippers and the newspaper
[14:19] <BGN_GAb> heh
[14:19] <Cephisus> ops my girlfriend is comming
[14:19] <Cephisus> bbl
[14:19] <BGN_GAb> LOL
[14:19] * CephsWife gets jealous
[14:19] <Cephisus> seriously!!!!!!!!
[14:19] <CephsWife> bye, honey
[14:19] <RS_Jag> roflol
[14:19] <BGN_GAb> you don't want to say that to your wife, ya stoopid b!tch!
[14:20] <BGN_GAb> and "comming" was a very wrong typo to make right now...
[14:20] <CephsWife> I may be stupid, but I'm ... delicious
[14:20] <BGN_GAb> what were you thinking of? :P
[14:20] * RS_Jag slaps Cephisus around a bit with a large trout
[14:20] <CephsWife> oh no, that trout was tomorrow's dinner
[14:20] <CephsWife> you ruined it
[14:21] <BGN_GAb> lol
[14:21] * RS_Jag brushes off the trout
[14:21] <CephsWife> Ceph is going to be mad at you
[14:21] * RS_Jag spits on it to make it shiny
[14:21] <RS_Jag> there...
[14:21] <RS_Jag> never tell the difference
[14:21] <CephsWife> well...guess you're right
[14:21] * CephsWife places the trout safely in the refrigeRAtor
[14:22] <BGN_GAb> remind me never to accept having supper with you two.
[14:22] <Deltan> Good call
[14:23] * CephsWife looks at Ceph and his "girlfriend"
[14:23] * CephsWife wonders if Gab wants a wife...
[14:23] * RS_Jag has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[14:23] * RS_Jag has joined #ibg
[14:23] <Deltan> Run Gab, RUN!!!!!
[14:23] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:23] <CephsWife> Gab, dear?
[14:23] <CephsWife> yohoo?
[14:24] <BGN_GAb> Um, I have too many already, really.
[14:24] * CephsWife is now known as GabsWife
[14:24] <RS_Jag> ooooh
[14:24] <Cephisus> hey I'm whatching!!!!
[14:24] <RS_Jag> this is wrong
[14:24] <GabsWife> ooops
[14:24] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:24] * GabsWife is now known as CephsWife
[14:24] <BGN_GAb> I'm uh... Muslim. Yeah Muslim. Tired of wives. Don't want any other. Really.
[14:24] * RS_Jag is confused
[14:24] <Cephisus> Honey I want to get divorcied
[14:24] <CephsWife> anything, Cephy my dear?
[14:24] * RS_Jag is REALLY confused
[14:24] * BGN_GAb considers running
[14:24] * RS_Jag goes & consults logs
[14:24] <CephsWife> oh no, you'll break my heart
[14:25] * CephsWife sobs
[14:25] <Cephisus> Ive fallen in love with other girl
[14:25] <Cephisus> furthermore you're hairy
[14:25] * CephsWife sobs more, then gets the trout from the refrigeRAtor
[14:25] * RS_Jag gags
[14:25] <CephsWife> hairy? me?
[14:26] <RS_Jag> that trout is messed up
[14:26] * CephsWife eats the trout herself
[14:26] * RS_Jag pukes
[14:26] * CephsWife turns pale, then faints out and dies
[14:26] <Cephisus> well, I've got to go
[14:26] <Cephisus> Nooooooooooooooooooooo
[14:26] <BGN_GAb> make up your mind, you... sick bastard :P
[14:26] * Cephisus sicides
[14:26] <Cephisus> *suicides
[14:26] <RS_Jag> need to be more convincing
[14:26] * CephsWife is now known as Himm
[14:26] <BGN_GAb> oh no, he sicided.
<Sconn> http://www.rebelsquadrons.org/oob/browse.php?cRAftID=5 <---Speaking of phallicness...the RS Flagship kinda looks like a dildo.
<Kelric> I doubt many women would like that in their vagina
<LCL_RAndy> Shik
<LCL_RAndy> For most people that would be a small, one handed weapon to begin with :-P
<Shikizzle> DoomWang
<LCL_RAndy> Anyway Shik
<LCL_RAndy> DoomCock sounds more harsh
<Shikizzle> DoomCock makes me think of an evil chicken though
<Shikizzle> like DoomCock's adventures against the evil KFC empire
<LCL_RAndy> Hmmm
<LCL_RAndy> DOOM COCK MEETS DOOM CUNT IN AN EPIC BATTLE!
<LCL_RAndy> WHO SHALL TRIUMPH!?
* Shikizzle falls down
<Cay-Qel> DoomCock. DoomCunt will just get speared.
<LCL_RAndy> Shik's fallen and he can't get it up :-P
<Shikizzle> DoomCunt: DoomCock will get buried!
*** BGN_GAb has joined #ibg*** X sets mode: +o BGN_GAb <Mystic--> can't relax... i'm in fear of the large amounts of email from academy when i get my email fixed <Himm> lol <Himm> hey again Gab <BGN_GAb> hey. *** Himm is now known as GabsBabe <GabsBabe> sweetie? <BGN_GAb> ...omfg. <Mystic--> lol * BGN_GAb facepalms <DevAzza> heh <GabsBabe> you wanna play? * GabsBabe blinks at Gab * GabsBabe walks over to Gab, and starts caressing him, hoping to wake him up again <Mystic--> ... * Mystic-- turns around so he can't see * GabsBabe notices Mystic's cute butt <DevAzza> lol <BGN_GAb> ....rofl * Mystic-- starts moving in circles * BGN_GAb kicks Himm in the balls "stop doing that" :P <GabsBabe> you wants to dance, Mystic? <Mystic--> g2g... *** Mystic-- has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <DevAzza> rofl <BGN_GAb> heh <BGN_GAb> poor little scared thing <GabsBabe> yes *** Horn_AFK has joined #ibg <BGN_GAb> now Himm... haRAss Kell! :P * GabsBabe sobs a little over Gabs lack of enthusiasm <DevAzza> heh * GabsBabe looks around <GabsBabe> hmmmmm *** GabsBabe is now known as DevsHoney <DevsHoney> Devvie boy? <DevAzza> I knew it <DevAzza> damnt <DevsHoney> yohoo <BGN_GAb> mwhahaha. :P <BGN_GAb> it's everybody's turn after all,. * DevsHoney sits down besides Dev <DevAzza> O_o <DevsHoney> uhm, you cute little thing, may I sit on your lap? <DevAzza> erm no thx * DevsHoney fiddles with Devs left knee <DevAzza> hmmmmm <DevsHoney> liked that <DevsHoney> didn't you <DevAzza> erm <DevsHoney> :o <BGN_GAb> lol, man <BGN_GAb> it's so funny when you're not the one to be laughed at :P <DevsHoney> Deviemyman, you're so quiet...anything wrong? *** `Pluto has joined #ibg <Deltan> Remind me to never visit Himm... <DevAzza> erm <DevAzza> lol <DevsHoney> :) <BGN_GAb> Pluto! Himm! Engage! :P <DevsHoney> No Gab, I want Devvieboy all for myself <DevAzza> damn it <BGN_GAb> sorry Dev, I tried my best to save you :P * DevsHoney sobs a little. "Why can't Gab like me? I mean, it's him I'm really after..." *** BGN_GAb is now known as Himmswife <DevsHoney> yay <DevAzza> yes reeinforcements <Himmswife> now, where is this husband of mine? <DevsHoney> ROFL * Himmswife starts looking for Himm's tobacco to seize it *** DevsHoney is now known as Himm <DevAzza> PUH <Himmswife> here! <Himm> ouch <Himm> this was an unexpected turn * Himmswife shines her badge stating she's high counsellor or something in Norway's goverment for Health and all <Himm> but, I like the thought of having Gab for my wife <Himm> :) <Himmswife> ... AW! *** Himmswife is now known as BGN_GAb <Himm> buuu <BGN_GAb> I'm sorry guys, he defeated me. :P <BGN_GAb> also I don't like the idea of getting disconned now and appear here tomorrow with my nick being "Himmswife"
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<BGN_GAb> wow
<BGN_GAb> if that's Chris!
* BGN_GAb RUNS! :P
<Ceph-AWAY> Chris hello
<Kicks> hi
<Kicks> whats up
<BGN_GAb> nothing really.
<BGN_GAb> Uh yep. Exams.
<BGN_GAb> But nothing really.
<Kicks> then why the wow when i came in
* BGN_GAb watches the sheer volume of paper in the shape of a book he has at his side... P. A. Tipler, Physics for science and technology, volume 2... which means volume 1 is around somewhere, and the sheer volume of paper is acutally twice that of the book
<BGN_GAb> ...ew
<BGN_GAb> which means I should be studying :P
<Triani> Then get cRAcking. :P
<Kicks> ok so did anyone actualy need me for anything
<BGN_GAb> mmmm no :P
<Kicks> ok
<Kicks> see ya
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<BGN_GAb> ...heh
<BGN_GAb> Ok let's see if this works...
<BGN_GAb> Ceph, I don't need you either. You can go. :P
* BGN_GAb looks at his watch, then at Ceph
*** Ceph-AWAY (~cefiso@80-26-50-238.uc.nombres.ttd.es) has left #rs_bar_and_grill
<LCL_RAndy> If I could use the Mind Trick I would sooo use it to get laid constantly.
<ShikWork> lol
<ShikWork> who wouldn't
<Eric_W> lol
<RS_Gizmo> I wouldn't
<RS_Gizmo> does that make me sad?
<LCL_RAndy> God.... now I gotta do a sim with RAndy in a bar :-P
<LCL_RAndy> "You want to see my 'lightsaber'."
* RS_Gizmo crutches his groin as he lands in a heap on the floor
<Jan-lo> ^_-
<Jan-lo> ...crutches??
<RS_Gizmo> er
<RS_Gizmo> *clutchse
* Jan-lo snickers, then falls over laughing
<Snij> engrish
* SaiRAFK has joined #RS_Bar_and_Grill
<RS_Gizmo> silence!
* Jan-lo hands Gizmo tiny little crutches
* Shinigami pushes past DC's defenses with a wet noodle
* DashClone counter-attacks with a greasy giRAffe
* Shinigami counter-counter-attacks with a juicy jackass.
* DashClone counter-counter-counter-attacks with a leperous lepard
<Shinigami> Leopard*
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a horny hound
*DashClone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with an angry ant
* Shinigami counts...on his fingers...oh, okay, counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with an enRAged elephant
* DashClone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a wobbly whale
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a cocky chicken
* DashClone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a rioting reindeer
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with an asshole antelope
<DashClone> already had a. :P
<Shinigami> Blah
<Shinigami> Fine
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a bitchy bulldog
* DashClone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a zelous zebRA
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a jumpy jackRAbbit.
* DashClone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with an ugly umbrella
<Shinigami> Not an animal!
<DashClone> RAre cockato
<DashClone> http://www.indyzoo.com/education/anim_facts_detail.asp?id=549
<DashClone> :P
<Shinigami> BEEP
* Shinigami counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a victorious vixen.
<DashClone> not a species, just a female fox
<Shinigami> So?
<Shinigami> It works
<Shinigami> It's still an animal
<DashClone> ok
* DashClone counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-attacks with a mouldy mollusc
* XtremeAfk slaps DashClone around a bit with a large trout
* XtremeAfk slaps Shinigami around a bit with a large trout
<ToRAn> My need for porn is great
<ToRAn> I shall embark upon a quest, an internet quest, for porn! Oh wait, here's some. Oh, and some more. The internet sure has a lot of porn.
* Davin doesnt particularly want to be known for giving good head.
<LCL_RAndy> I hear your wife is pretty good at that... not like you'd know, eh? :-P
<Davin> actually... :P
<Codyman> It's a good thing you've learned latin. Because when the undead people of long dead empires rise again to take over the world, you'll be able to talk to them as they eat your bRAins
* `Caledor is now known as MikeNAKED
* `Tyro feels like doing a char sim..
<LCL_RAndy> ...hmmm
<LCL_RAndy> Mike gets naked, Ty wants to sim...
<`Tyro> That's a signal for you to join in. :)
<`Tyro> or..
* `Tyro shuts up, as he realises what he just said..
<MikeNAKED> heh...hehehe
<LCL_RAndy> ...lol
* `Tyro avoids the sim room for now..
<`RAndy> I wanna be RS Information Minister if I ever come back, RAhj
<ToRAn> What would the RS need one for? "The roster database is working fine! There are no problems with it!"? :P
<RS_Gizmo> "Han solo was not captured by the empire! he just went on a short vacation, mainly to show his contempt for the imperialistic dogs!
<RS_Gizmo> "
<`RAndy> "Shik did not have sexual relations with that intern, Licah."
<Shikizzle> there's an intern I'd like to be having sexual relations with... RAwr...
<ToRAn> You want to have sex with Licah?
