<Sconn> C'mere. Don't make me take you out behind the woodshed and learn you good.
<LCLNachos> no pa! please don't! I swears I didn'st means to take that thar wood and shove it up ma's ass, I swears it
<Sconn> Derr... <Sconn> Wow. <Sconn> Nachos. <Sconn> Just...wow. * Kell_Horn watches everyone bow down before Nachos :P
<Sconn> See cause the thing is, when he said wood, I wasn't thinking like...smooth polished wood...I was thinking like..spiky splintery wood.
<Kell_Horn> ow <Kell_Horn> just imagine if you got a splinter...
<LCL_Apoc> lol ass splinter.
<LCL_Apoc> 'How did you get this ma'am?' 'My son shoved a log up my ass' <LCLNachos> yea, thats hicksville USA for ya
<LCLNachos> see, down there, they don't have matches so they need friction to start fires, so by repeatedly shoving wood in someone's ass...well, you get the picture
(VA-Shik) ..
(VA-Shik) so I guess some of the chicks have liteRAl hot asses
<LCL_Apoc> I think Shik has performed this action many times.
(VA-Shik) ...
<`Kaz> Its just cause you have bad experience with breasts
<Kerensky> ..I never said they were bad
<`Dy-semi> So does Dave.
<`Daveroni> We're a highly conservative group.. I mean, it isn't often that something funnier than that happens :P
<Glytch> It's all very Freudian.
<Kerensky> I just said they were RAndom
<`Kaz> I have good breast experiences
<`Dy-semi> Remember when that girl showed him one? But he said she was stingy and wouldn't pull out the other?
<`Daveroni> I'd have to walk in and announce that my finger had got stuck in puddy on accident in order to beat that breast story
<`Pluto> wha?
<`Daveroni> But that just doesn't happen
<Kerensky> HAH! Dave!, i got both!
<`Kaz> ......
<`Daveroni> ...
<`Kaz> ........
<Kerensky> ..
<DashClone> Face is quite good in bed. Or so Giz tells me
<`Face> ...
* RS_RAndy slaps Giz
<`Face> anyways...
<RS_RAndy> You bitch!
<RS_RAndy> You cheated on me with... HIM!?
(RS_Gizmo) I want qui-Gon's light saber
(RS_RAndy) Bed helps cure that :P
(RS_Gizmo) it's so cool compared with the others
(Poccie) ...
(Poccie) with the way my mind is right now, that came out dirty
(Poccie) very...very...very dirty
(RS_Gizmo) I mean, Yoda's looks like a can opener or somethnig
(Poccie) That did so not help things
(RS_RAndy) Poccie hasn't cybered in days, watch out! :P
* Poccie closes his eyes, then falls over laughing
(RS_Gizmo) and wtf was anikin thinking when he made that cRAp?
(RS_Gizmo) rofl
(RS_Gizmo) I just read tha
(RS_Gizmo) t
(Poccie) Yoda has a can opener penis!
(RS_RAndy) lol
(RS_Gizmo) rofl
(Poccie) And Giz wan'ts Qui-Gon's
(RS_Gizmo) omg
(RS_Gizmo) I've got an image
(RS_Gizmo) oh, that's priceless!
(RS_Gizmo) oh man, I'm crying
(Poccie) same here...that is so not right
(RS_RAndy) oh man, you need sleep :P
(RS_Gizmo) no, i'm crying with laughter
(Poccie) Yoda shall now forever be 'can opener penis'
(RS_Gizmo) and luke walks in after a strole in the swamp and seens him opening their dinner
(RS_Gizmo) "WTF!?!"
(RS_RAndy) lol
(Poccie) lol!!!!!
(RS_RAndy) ROFLMAO
(RS_Gizmo) "mmmmm, eat, eat"
(Poccie) ...that....
* RS_RAndy makes sure he's logging this :P
(Poccie) Yoda eats his own...
(RS_Gizmo) I gotta find a tissue
(RS_Gizmo) I'm making a mess
(RS_RAndy) ................
(Poccie) Oh God...and Luke got Anakins...
(RS_RAndy) Thinking about Yoda's can opener penis? :P
(RS_Gizmo) lol
(RS_Gizmo) my nose u dilt
(RS_Gizmo) my nose aas running
(RS_Gizmo) *was
(RS_RAndy) Yoda's can opener penis is in your nose? :P
(Poccie) Yoda opens Cambells soup...with...his...dick
(RS_Gizmo) lol
(RS_Gizmo) *cheesey music*
(RS_RAndy) Actually that'd be kinda useful :P
(Poccie) ...Yoda has a terrible fetish
(RS_Gizmo) "So, mr. Yoda, how do you find your can opening experience?"
(RS_Gizmo) *shot widens out to see Yoda opening a can with his dick"
(RS_Gizmo) "Master I am, and fine it is"
(Poccie) "mmm camping was I, needed to open soup did I. But forgot my can opener I dd"
(RS_Gizmo) "That's what you say now, but how about you try this new and improved electric can opener, here let me er-atachit for you"
(RS_Gizmo) "NO!!! mine! mine!"
(RS_Gizmo) "oh look at the mess you've made"
(RS_Gizmo) "let him have it"
(RS_Gizmo) do you think RSI would be accept my request?
(RS_RAndy) Yes :P
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(Poccie) what request?
(RS_RAndy) Hell, have Poccie do it in 3D :P
(RS_Gizmo) I wanna get a pic of Yoda with his can opening cock out
(Poccie) Ask Mike.
<`Kaz> RS BRAnd condoms
<VA-Shik> rs bRAnd condoms. They've got finger grips on them
<`Kaz> The X-wing design, for when you feel like a trench run
<VA-Shik> hehe trench run. wench run.. hehehee
<`Kaz> Awfully small hole to hit...
<`Kaz> Geez, the whole death star scene is full of sexual references
<VA-Shik> haha
<`Kaz> You see..that'll be our commercial
<`Kaz> Little TIE-Sperm flying around
<VA-Shik> LOL!
<`Kaz> And the heroic Condom Alliance fighters stopping them
* ZeRAtul puts a Scorpion inside of Gizmo's pants
* RS_Gizmo makes sweet love to the Scorpian
<ZeRAtul> lol
<ZeRAtul> pervert
* Earthkeep tapes Gizmo for the internet
<`Daveroni> Ooooh.. dinner
* SconnWORK busts out a broomstick and sodomizes RAziel with it.
<COL_Apoc> see. Thats what you get for poking a a RAncor.
<COL_Apoc> Eventually, it'll wake up and sodomize you with a broomstick.
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* COLNachos glances at Dave's nickname
<COLNachos> you think he's trying to drop someone a hint?
* COL_Apoc looks up from between Daves legs "What hint?"
* COLNachos shivers
<Tiar> LOL
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[22:05] * Earthkeep feels the sudden need to mate with Giz[22:06] *** Blastfire (mRAce@dialup-209.244.149.153.Dial1.Orlando1.Level3.net) has joined #RgF
[22:06] * Earthkeep stops. "Boy, I feel better."[22:11] *** Blastfire (mRAce@dialup-209.244.149.153.Dial1.Orlando1.Level3.net) has joined #RgF
[22:11] * Earthkeep French kisses Blast as he enters[22:11] <Earthkeep> yes! 3 for 3
[22:11] * Blastfire ignites his saber and severs Earthkeep's tongue in a single swift motion
<RSJohn> anyone know how i can reduce the ping in JO?
<Sconn> Put on a little tinfoil hat, first of all.
<Sconn> Then take off your pants and underwear, and turn on your lawn sprinklers.
<Sconn> Then get a boom box with a barry manilow CD.
<Sconn> Play the barry manilow CD very loudly while dancing in the hat, with no pants on, in the lawn sprinklers, shouting pRAises to the JK 2 gods.
<RSJohn> and this worked for you? :P
<``Zak> It's just his hobby
<Sconn> Well...until the cops came, yeah.
