<MGN_RAven> Nazi GM: GRAxe, somehow, has been given a COMM by an important person that doesn't know him.
<MGN_RAven> Nazi GM: You all listen to gRAxe, and walk outside.
<MGN_RAven> Nazi GM: You go on a mission.
<MGN_RAven> Nazi GM: GRAxe fights a Dark Jedi Master that has 3D+1 Lightsaber.
<MGN_RAven> Nazi GM: GRAxe Wins and finds a saber that does 500D10+800 DMG, a Cortosis ass, and a gem.
<MGN_RAven> Nazi GM: Yay for gRAxe.
<MGN_RAven> Nazi GM: Sim end
<LGN_RAven> Im getting really pissed off at our EaW division
<RS_Gizmo> lol
<Markus_J> why?
<RS_Gizmo> ie, lack of them doing anything? :P
<LGN_RAven> BECAUSE THEY WONT FIGHT ME
<Markus_J> haha
<LGN_RAven> seriously
<LGN_RAven> it's gay
<`Renan> its fear, fear of teh RAven
<RS_Gizmo> it's all good, we'll enter external competitions and then they'll all want to be on your team :P
<LGN_RAven> And Eric broke our unbeaten streak
<LGN_RAven> that bitch
<RS_Gizmo> lmao
<EricAFK> Shut up!
<EricAFK> I told you I suck!
<LGN_RAven> TAKE THE COCK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHILE PLAYING THEN
<Codyman> you know what I always find funny about Xmen (movie)....professor X and Magneto are gay in real life, and it's all I really ponder when I see them inteRAct in the movie
<Codyman> it's just kinda funny
<`Kaz> yeah but he's totally married with kids
<`Kaz> So...I donno, how does that work
<Codyman> I dunno, I ain't his theRApist
<`Kaz> Where'd you get that professor x was gay?
<`Gunman> Yeah, where?
<Codyman> i dunno, my gay friend told me that once, figured he'd know as well as anyone really
<`Gunman> pfff
<`Kaz> Magneto is but that's common knowledge
<Codyman> dammit, don't destroy my dreams about two old gay dudes going at it
[15:20:06] * KieRABITCH slaps Mitsukai around a bit with a used red but-plug
[15:20:09] * Riv_Monn slaps Mitsukai around a bit with a large non-trout
[15:20:18] * Mitsukai eats them. Both of them.
[15:20:27] <Mitsukai> Mmmm, tastes like shit...
[15:20:33] <Mitsukai> Slimey, yet satisfying..
[15:20:35] <Riv_Monn> brb
[15:20:38] <KieRABITCH> Shit and silicone
[15:20:42] * Riv_Monn is now known as Riv|Food
(01:49:47) RS_Gizmo: I have a terrible image of Sair with his hat on, bRAndishing a cattle prod, learing at a female Kaz
(01:50:09) `Kaz: I thought we determined female Kaz is a hot asian
(01:50:40) RS_Gizmo: well, it's more an image of male kaz with a wig, dress and badly applied lipstick
[00:05] <`Kaz> This is why none of you will ever have my number
[00:05] <`Kaz> That and you fuckers would call me when Im trying to be drunk
[00:05] <LGN_RAven> fuck if I'd care if you were okay :P
[00:05] <`Kaz> The RS isnt the same without me
[00:05] <Licah> lol
[00:05] <Licah> I just got an image of kaz and sair chatting on the phone for hours every night
[00:05] <LGN_RAven> LOL
[00:06] <LGN_RAven> Kaz in bed with cotton swabs in his toes bitching about the stupid in the world to Sair? :P
[22:41] <RSDefcon> <Kueller> Here's my question for
Stackpole: As an author, I'm sure you're always
looking to try new type of story, one that would
stick out amongst the now growing Star Wars genre.
What are your thoughts about creating a book or new
series that lets the bad guys win? Maybe a
continuation or expansion on the Steele Chronicals.
I can't speak for everyone here, but I'm getting
sick of the good guys always coming up on top.
[22:42] <Stackpole> Interesting idea. I'd have to be
invited to write such a tale first. It certainly
would fun to explore it. And I think, contRActuRAlly,
that's about as far as I can go with that.
[22:42] <Stackpole> NQ
Session Start: Wed Jul 29 22:33:41 1998
<MacMan_RS> I think we should award Stack and
Alliston the RS Medal of honoRAry membership.
<MacMan_RS> <Castor_EL> Absolutely!!!
<VA_RAptor> Speedy was also thinking that we should
offer them HonoRAry RS Membership
<MacMan_RS> What do ya think?
<VA_RAptor> Sounds good to me, do you want me to
announce it when they are done answering q's or
something like that?
<MacMan_RS> Um, I think I'll leave it up to RC.
<VA_RAptor> K, well just tell me when you need me,
if you need me
<MacMan_RS> Okay. Im talking it over with RC now.
<Sconn> Aunt Jemima's not my aunt, she's black.
<kailen> a bit yes
<`Kaz> SCONN DOESNT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE
* kailen gasps
<kailen> I'm black
<TheShadow> Sconn, are you a little RAcist?
<LCable> Yes, his pimp hand is definitely RAcist.
<Sconn> ...nah dude, I'd love to express my love to a busty nubian princess. I'd express it all over her.
<`Kaz> 10 points to Sconn
<`Kaz> 0 to Cable
<kailen> lol
<`Kaz> You're going to need to really step up your game
<`Davery> Marry a lawyer or something
<`Kaz> Marry a piRAte
<`Kaz> Then you can sail the seven seas and whatnot
<`Davery> wtf mates
<`Davery> i'm marrying Rich
<`Davery> askfdjasldfjlsdkf
<`Davery> SLKfdjaldkjf
<`Davery> asdkfjklvsjd;ld
<`Davery> cs.smd,f.
<`Davery> *rich
<Licah> ....
<`Davery> as in wealthy
<Licah> um
<`Davery> WEALTHY
<`Davery> fucking damnit
<Licah> rofl why did you capitalize that
<`Davery> SHUT THE HELL UP
<`Josh> For the record: I didn't vote for Dave :P
<Vaughan99> The Minister of Boobies voted RAven
<Vaughan99> I . . . have no vote, so didn't vote at all :P
<Rekio> I voted for the Hoff.
<KazAFK> I abstained like a mormon
<GEN_RAven> Eric voted in your steed :P
<Vaughan99> That bastard stole Kaz's horse!
<KazAFK> lol
<KazAFK> ...Vaughan...
<KazAFK> You fucking win
<GEN_RAven> Oh yeah
<GEN_RAven> appaRAntly ANOTHER professor thinks im cRAzy
<GEN_RAven> I went to one of the LA professors that deals with population studies and asked him for some growth models
<GEN_RAven> he asked me for what...
<GEN_RAven> I explained...
<GEN_RAven> ... he kicked me out of his office
* Vaughan99 laughs
<Vaughan99> He . . . kicked you out of his office?
<Vaughan99> Haha
* Vaughan99 shakes his head
<Vaughan99> Did you kick his ass? :P
<GEN_RAven> no I stood outside his office, waited 5 minutes
<GEN_RAven> and knocked again
<GEN_RAven> he opened the door, looked at me... and shut it in my face and locked it
<GEN_RAven> So... I figure I win
<GEN_RAven> which makes me 1-0 for the day
* Vaughan99 laughs!
<Vaughan99> You made a professor lock himself in his office?
<Vaughan99> Hahahaha
<Vaughan99> That's awesome
<Vaughan99> You should get a medal or something for that
<Vaughan99> Rekio, you're Medals Officer
<Vaughan99> Find something appropriate
<Vaughan99> Although it may be a whole new level of awesome beyond anything we currently have
<GEN_RAven> man, I was just trying to be a good ALO!
<GEN_RAven> I'm going to find another professor after my physics class
<Vaughan99> You could repackage it into a context more easily consumed by 'the norms'
<Vaughan99> Such as -- fiction writer :P
<GEN_RAven> fuck that
<Vaughan99> Yes, but you get what you want :P
<GEN_RAven> "I need to make up planetary information for an online group dealing with the logistics of a multi-sector spacial organization in the Star Wars universe. Population charts plz?"
[11:25] <RS_JonAnchor> dang cant believe that I am not allowed to own a silencer in this state =(
[11:25] <Shikkie> who do you need to shoot that it has to be quiet?
[11:26] <RS_JonAnchor> a RAt :)
[11:26] <Shikkie> bb gun
[11:27] <RS_JonAnchor> nah it will bounce off need to penetRAte ;P
[11:28] <Shikkie> ten pumps should penetRAte
[11:28] <Shikkie> er.
[11:28] <Shikkie> don't quote that
[11:28] <RS_JonAnchor> ROFL@!!!!
* RS_JonAnchor is confused on whats going on by Nov 20th ;)
<Rekio> Jon are you staying with Phal or RAg?
<RS_JonAnchor> cant have both eh?
<Rekio> uhh, no.
<RS_JonAnchor> bummer
<RS_JonAnchor> then it will be Phal
<Rekio> k
<RS_JonAnchor> but I want RAg as well ;)
<Rekio> I want a million dollars.
<Rekio> Want to tRAde?
<RS_JonAnchor> sure you give me a million dollars I will give you RAg ;P
<Rekio> heh
<RS_JonAnchor> ROFL!!!
<Rekio> None of the IBG squadrons are very strong. So there's a possibility that Phal will fold.
<Rekio> So then you might get RAg :P
<RS_JonAnchor> But I want Phal also ;)
<RS_JonAnchor> cant I have both?
<RS_JonAnchor> so how is this going to work are we going for XWA and XvT platform tied together?
<Rekio> yes, no.
<Rekio> the same a smiliar story. but Vaughan's got it all put together.
<RS_JonAnchor> huh? so then I can have both RAg and Phal on my profile?
<Rekio> no
<RS_JonAnchor> m'kay
<Rekio> its one unit
<Rekio> one big happy family
<Rekio> or something
<RS_JonAnchor> yeah but.....why cant we still have the same squads?
<Rekio> we do
<RS_JonAnchor> then I can have both RAg and Phal in my profile then
<Rekio> no
<RS_JonAnchor> grr....
<Rekio> Phal and RAg are competeing against each other.
<Rekio> Thus you can't be in both.
<RS_JonAnchor> I can compete with myself I do it all the time
<Rekio> ...
<Rekio> I will hurt.
<RS_JonAnchor> want me to argue with myself?
<Rekio> no, go run ORW3 :P
<RS_JonAnchor> dont make me do it
* Rekio shoos
<RS_JonAnchor> ROFL!!!!
<RS_JonAnchor> "click click" quoted!! ;P
<RS_JonAnchor> I Love my Job!!!
<CodyPup> great, RAndy's back to adding completely obscure RAndomness to the wiki
<`Davery> lol I noticed that too
<`Davery> He has no RS positions and he's not even in the club yet he RAndomly returns to make wiki entries
<`Davery> on like... space tRAde routes
<CodyPup> oh, THAT NitRAm Lutha Hyperboulevard;
<`Josh> hey it keeps him busy and out of our hair, let him be
<CodyPup> The NitRAm Lutha Hyperboulevard is named after the infamous Defel anarchist and peace activist, NitRAm Lutha
<CodyPup> lol
<CodyPup> you can't really be an anarchist and a peace activist
<Shikkie> anarchy would permit peace or violence due to lack of order
<CodyPup> it would permit anything
<CodyPup> there'd be dogs with birthday hat cones on their heads covered in peanut butter running around killing cats riding atop walruses
<CodyPup> that aint peace
<`Josh> That would be cool to see though
<CodyPup> for the record, when I stated that my work is the kinda place where you'd work if you really just wanted to cRAwl into a gutter and die.....there's now a dead cat in front of our office that litteRAlly cRAwled into the gutter and died
<`Davery> ew
<CodyPup> and we can't get it removed till like Tuesday cause the people who come and do that kinda stuff are off on sunday and monday
<`Davery> just get a really big shop vac
<CodyPup> fuck it, i'm off
<CodyPup> i ain't fucking with dead animals in asia
<CodyPup> that's how outbreak movies start
<`Kaz> lol
<`Kaz> He has a RAther valid point
<CodyPup> that's like being in the congo in africa and finding a dead whore in a gutter and being like "Let me just fuck that dead whore, what could go wrong?"
<GEN_RAven> I only pretend to give up to lure my opponent into a false sense of security right before I stab him/her/it in the eye
<Codyman> with my cock
<GEN_RAven> Exactly.
<GEN_RAven> I wield Cody's cock like a war sword.
<RA_RAven> you could get a prosthetic installed with hydrolics
<RA_RAven> :P
<RA_RAven> turn your dick into a Ricer
<Markus_J> LOL
<Kirghy> Where's the fun in that?
<`Kaz> kekekekekek penis rush
[22:41] <Kirghy> I swear that Indy's kin to Hillary Clinton in some way.[22:42] <Sconn> It is my opinion that Hillary's infinitely hotter than Indy.
[22:42] <Sconn> Now, I use that in a relative sense.
[22:42] <Sconn> Not because I think that Hillary's hot.
[22:42] <Sconn> But compared to Indy, she's goddamn KieRA Knightley.
[22:42] <Kirghy> I do concur on all counts
[22:42] <HeavyD> lol
[22:42] <Sconn> </end RAnt>
