Hmm if they only knew about the other drunken misadventures of Josh Hawkins.
[18:55] <`Kaz> Jesus you guys should see Josh drunk, it's epic
[18:55] <`Eric> really
[18:55] <`Kaz> yup
[18:56] <ADM_RAven> omg, rofl
[18:56] <ADM_RAven> yes
[18:57] <`Kaz> he tried to RAlly a search party for his bottle
[18:57] <ADM_RAven> I'm glad that he didn't find it. He's in bad enough shape as it is right now
[18:57] <`Kaz> lol I can imagine
[19:06] <Swifty> Everyone can see you did that too :P
[19:06] <RAmz> fuck you! :P
[19:07] <Swifty> I don't respond to sexual favors :P
[19:07] <RAmz> lol
[19:07] <RAmz> asshole! :P
[16:46] <`Z`> I got koed and put over by the RAbid Womp RAt =(
[16:46] <`Eric> awwww
[16:47] <`Z`> But I am better now.
[16:48] <`Eric> oh, ok.
[16:48] <`Z`> And I'll be even better in about 12 minutes
[16:49] <`Eric> what heppens in 12 mins?
[16:49] <`Eric> happens*
[16:49] <`Dismal`> Surprize sechs?
[21:13] <`Kaz> Screw China
[21:13] * X sets mode: -o `Josh
[21:13] <`Josh> no thanks, dunno what I'd catch
[21:13] <Markus_J> heh
[21:13] <Swifty> Why are we screwing China again?
[21:14] <Teu> they suck
[21:14] <Swifty> We should at least bring condoms then
[21:14] <Swifty> lest we get a plethoRA of STDs
[21:14] <NaesDRAw> ... :P
[21:16] <Teu> Eeewww
<`Josh> I can't see out my window it's RAining so hard
<`Josh> If I go away I lost power
<Remus|AFK> okay
<Remus|AFK> the following are current severe thinderstorm warnings for Mass see if one of these is your county Josh
<Remus|AFK> SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR MIDDLESEX COUNTY, NORFOLK COUNTY, SUFFOLK COUNTY, WORCESTER COUNTY, MA
<Remus|AFK> SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR MIDDLESEX COUNTY, WORCESTER COUNTY, MA
<Remus|AFK> SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING UPDATE FOR ESSEX COUNTY, MIDDLESEX COUNTY, SUFFOLK COUNTY, MA
<Remus|AFK> Marine Alertsback to top
<Remus|AFK> SPECIAL MARINE WARNING FOR BOSTON HARBOR, COASTAL WATERS FROM MERRIMACK RIVER MA OUT 25 NM TO PLYMOUTH MA OUT 40 NM, MA
<Remus|AFK> Special Weather Alertsback to top
<Remus|AFK> yea dude
<`Josh> couldn't fucking tell BY THE STORM OVER MY HEAD
<`Josh> dumbass.
<`Josh> Really, we didn't need you to tell me the obvious.
<Rhuryc> I lol'd.
<Swifty> as did I
<`Josh> I kinda figured out we have a sever storm by the lightning and wall of RAin blocking out my window
Note: This was done in an ABG sim. Both Markus and Jessa were on the lift, until Jessa stepped off of it and this came up.
<@`Fiona> (Yeah, but who wants to be alone on a lift with Markus?)
<@Jessa_R> <lol>
<@Markus_J> «Jessa'd be okay. :P»
<@Jessa_R> <really?>
<@Valen> «Oooh, buuuuuurn. :P»
<@Markus_J> «Yeah. Markus wouldn't want a piece of that. :P»
<@Jessa_R> <my chaRActers done enough of that of late thanks>
<@Markus_J> «what, getting RAped in an elevator?»
<@RA_Cyrel> I need to go proctor an exam and look for cheaters. And by look for cheaters, I mean stare at the hot bitches. And by stare at the hot bitches, I mean undress them with my mind. And by undress them with my mind, I mean I need to get laid.
<@RA_Cyrel> peace!
<ADM_RAven> On the plus side
<ADM_RAven> I fulfilled another of my top 100 goals in life
<@RA_Cyrel> made a bank employee cry?
<Valen> lol
<ADM_RAven> and that was say "Bitch, give me my money." and have it be true
<ADM_RAven> I got so mad I just blurted it out on the phone
<FA_RAven> GM: Tawny: Blub Blub. You channel your inner goldfish and determine that you are, in fact, not a goldfish. You sense this. You sense it well.
* Tawny_M shrugs and steps aboard the lift.
<Tawny_M> "I've confirmed I'm not a goldfish...thanks, the Force."
* Belasai shrugs, eyeing the conduits again.. and shakes his head, hopping onto the lift.
<FA_RAven> GM: Amusingly, you find you're better than Kanye West as well, as he cannot tell if he is a fish or not.
<Tawny_M> <<Or married to a Hobbit>>
<Koah> << he is black. He can't be a goldfish. >>
<Sconn> <<Goldfish can be black too, you fucking RAcist.>>
<Sarriah> fake it
<@ADM_RAven> That's what she said
<Sarriah> lol
<Sarriah> *I* never fake it :P
<@Sconn> I have.
<Sarriah> and NOW, I am going home. I don't even wanna know *how* you'd fake it, Sconn :P
* Sarriah (~zannnie@wsip-68-99-113-248.ks.ok.cox.net) Quit (Quit)
<@ADM_RAven> he gets mayonaise packets from Arbys for a reason
<@ADM_RAven> ...DAMNIT :P
<MCal> well, your wish is Chicago's desire
<MCal> Minnesota has the ball again
<MCal> because Cutler sucks ass
<MCal> lmao
<MCal> I love the commentator's remark about Favre
<MCal> "Considering that Favre's had an aveRAge of 17 interceptions per season, and the fact that he's had 3 this season, you'd have to wonder if the coach is sweating bullets about a slew of bad luck"
<C> 1 client should have been opped.
<RAyDjo> !op
* `MrBot sets mode: +o RAyDjo
<+James_AFK> !op
<@`MrBot> James_AFK, you do not have sufficient access to #pbf.
<+James_AFK> *&%! YOU
<+James_AFK> STUPID SOB MRBOT
<@RAyDjo> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[22:43] <Teu> why the fuck does this person want to ball me argh
[22:43] <Teu> call*
[22:43] <Kirghy> lol
[22:43] <Teu> i need to go to bed
[22:44] <Sconn> ROFL
[22:44] <RAy_D> lololol
[22:46] <RAy_D> i totally just passed up sex for a bubblewRAp game on an ipod. :P WIN.
[22:46] <Teu> ......................
[22:46] * Sconn is now known as SconnAFK
[22:49] <RAy_D> what? its an awesome game.
<CPT_James> you are 5'3? You are now to short for me
<@ADM_RAven> ...
<RAy_D> OH THANK GOD
<@ADM_RAven> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
<`Eric> LOL
<`IronMan> James, you can't act like you have choices.
<Teu> lol
<RAy_D> shit
<RAy_D> if i knew that was all it was going to take...
<@Licah> ....wow
<RAy_D> i would have stated it sooner
<@Markus_J> Annnd there James goes cutting out the one woman who might actually touch his cock for cash
<Swifty> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
<@Licah> James has now called RAy too fat and short in one sitting
<James_AFK> I'm good. A little snowed in right now though. Got 10 inches on the ground.
<`FedoRA> Yeah I got 10 inches between my legs
<`FedoRA> but thats another topic
<RAyDjo> wooooow
<RAyDjo> um...
<RAyDjo> i... dont really know what to say to that..
<RAyDjo> um..
<`FedoRA> lol
* RAyDjo looks up at the ceiling and whistles
<`FedoRA> Sooo... about the snow
