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#536 (-1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<RAandu> big boobs are yummy and squishy

#545 (0) - Posted by LGN Trate Daxson
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<`Kaz> She still charging $20 RAandu?
<LGN-Shik> lol
<RAandu> Nah she pays me now
<`Kaz> Probably to go away
<LGN-Shik> pays you to stop?

#555 (-1) - Posted by CMDR John Leelsabs
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<`Kaz> Someone get Kromium his pills
<Kromium> Must..have...DRUGS!
* Maj-John throws Krom his viagRA :P
<R_TRAce> lol
<Kromium> ...wrong...pills
<`Kaz> I said Kromium's pills, not RAhj's

#560 (1) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<RS_Vender> when you're drunk
<RS_Vender> you gotta remember what gRAvity is
<RS_Vender> it is not your friend..

#561 (-1) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<Sigz> yes! i've penetRAted the penis

#564 (-1) - Posted by LCM Raven Arestar
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<`TRAte> what's the number one cause of death in this world? <{|RAven|}> masturbation :P <`TRAte> damn, you must really get going

#565 (3) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<LGN-Shik> "Tide UltRA can remove sperm from a black T-Shirt with no tRAce left!"
<LGN-Shik> "Let's test that.... UNGH!! UNGHH!!!! and now.. toss it in the washing machine.. toss in Tide UltRA..."

#566 (3) - Posted by BGN Rave Craise
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<`Davery> Los, don't let the peer take you!
*** JakeBlues has quit IRC (http://www.ircap.com)
*** {|RAven|} has quit IRC (Leaving)
*** Los has quit IRC (Broken pipe)
<`RAve> hahaha
<`Davery> damn
<Siggy> Dave, u broke her pipe!
<`Davery> I need to be more gentle

#567 (4) - Posted by LGN Mike P. Bullian
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Another drunk Cody moment:
<Codyman> I stayed in cause like, this girl wanted me for f *cvcking sex, but I refuse to be a toy
<Codyman> and she just wants me as a toy....fkc that, I toy with girls,I refuse to be a toy
<Codyman> still mnot a toy
<Codyman> wolrd spining
<`Kaz> Mike you better be quoting
<Codyman> i am totall y wpolrcd spinning
<Codyman> yp ijng hard
<Codyman> md 20=20 hitiing ethe suystem
<Codyman> 4bottles
<Codyman> found md 20/2=
<Codyman> hjyug vgfyr5 yt65yt
<Codyman> not A A5TYUTOY
<Codyman> LKOMGN LIV E THE RELVEOL SQUAdon~!
<Codyman> longn liujve the relve ioms0cdjaenfpwakvjpJmvbpqa!
<`Kaz> word up
<Codyman> shik is gay , RAhj is gay,h hsahahaqhaha!
<Codyman> RAhj likes dudes
<Codyman> i gicve me maybe 5 kminutes befire passo ut
<Codyman> pasoyur oie thri2w up
<Codyman> LONG LIVE THE REL;VE SQUAEONDA~
<COL-Mike> he turns into that one dude, you know, the annoying one, when he's drunk
<Codyman> don;t be that guy
<Codyman> no, usuall yI'm stealing, fighting, or making fun of others, but I'm ato ohome, so I don't have much to steal, ifgight or make fun of
<Codyman> an d there are no womewn rhwew eirthwe'r
<COL-Mike> Dude, that's sweet
<Codyman> can't reand anymore, s;ee[y time, bye
<Codyman> lnb live the vrelberl squyadorns!
<COL-Mike> Viva gorditas!
<Codyman> 1maddog 20/2-nrulea
<COL-Mike> And it's all quoted
<COL-Mike> even sorted vaguely into tRAin of thought/topic
<COL-Mike> now, i shall go to shikkie's lame ass quotes database and add them

#569 (-2) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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* `Davery snuggles her Davely
<Los> RAise your hand if you are confused

#570 (1) - Posted by LCM Marshall Snakeface
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<MAJ_Mo> Sal, PM
<`Snake> Petr Margul?
<`Snake> :P
<MAJ_Mo> no :P
<MAJ_Mo> Private Message
<MAJ_Mo> GeneRAl Private Message
*** RS_PM (pmargulrs@sdn-ar-001ohcoluP241.dialsprint.net) has joined #rs_bar_and_grill
<`Snake> here's your PM :)

#573 (-1) - Posted by CDT Bluck
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<MAJRAndor> maybe... ::coughtaan'sgaycough::
<Mo_Gone> my son's on cRAck
<Mo_Gone> ?
<Mo_Gone> Shan is pregnant?
<MAJRAndor> lol
<Mo_Gone> oh sh*t

#585 (-1) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<MAJ_Mo> I forgot to mention, Celtic warriors fight in the nude
<StRAyCat> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
<MAJ_Mo> Johnny will like that
<`Johnny> LOL
<`Johnny> sweet, I think in my next report I will be flying in the nude
* StRAyCat goes to DL some porn too
<MAJ_Mo> Don't tell me Jakey is gonna fly in the nude too
<`Face> ...
<`Face> It would get cold if he went EV
<MAJ_Mo> nah, the Alcohol will keep him warm
<`Johnny> thats why I wouldnt go EV
<`Johnny> yeah and thaty too

#589 (3) - Posted by LGN Trate Daxson
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(RAandu) PM deep throats? (RAandu) I bet he's not as good as Mike <CMRVender> So that's who you got head from? (RAandu) got? (RAandu) It's get ;D <`TRAte> not if it's past tense * COL-Mike looks up from RAandu's crotch <COL-Mike> Trust me, it's get

#591 (2) - Posted by GEN Deltan Saviri
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<SheepMan> RAhj, you're going to drive Shik over the edge one day :P
<LGN-Shik> lol
* LGN-Shik hops in a clown car and runs round the room then zooms out the door and off the cliff

#592 (5) - Posted by CMDR Cole Landfarer
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<TR_Hawk> RAise your hand if you actually want Jorv back
* TR_Hawk loads his gun

#607 (1) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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(Fion) I just tipped over my ashtRAy.
(Fion) Great. :P

#612 (3) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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* LGN-Shik 's mind wanders back to that day nikki was wearing those tight ass conforming pants... <LGN-Shik> :P~~~~~~~~~~~~ * LGN-Shik falls over <LGN-Shik> she's like a dance major... god i bet she could bend in all kindsa fun kinky ways (`Davery) Okay Shik, we don't know who Nikki is :P <LGN-Shik> well.. she's hot, lets just put it that way :D @ `Davery dives behind a bunker (`Davery) "HE'S GONNA BLOW" @ Deltan puts on the rubber suite <LGN-Shik> I'm not RAhj, I don't make a mess. (`Davery) what, you have delicate orgasms? :P

#614 (2) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<LGN-Shik> "I smell sex and candy" <`Ares`> so do i... (`Kaz) RAandu must be humping a Twix bar again <LGN-Shik> nah, more like one of those peeps.. those pink ones are DEAD SEXY! <LGN-Shik> new meaning to cream filling...

#616 (2) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<RAandu> Shik's got a cabinet full of that stuff <LGN-Shik> of what? <LGN-Shik> cup-o-puddy? <`Entropy> Got it on sale. 4 for a buck. Expired and tastes a little funny, but he still enjoys it.

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