<Cole> I have a cat....
<COL_Apoc> I was sitting with one of my exgirlfriends (when I was still going out with her)
<COL_Apoc> and she had mentioned about being shaved...you know, there
<COL_Apoc> So I had my hand roaming and I said "Soo...you're slippery when wet?"
<COL_Apoc> Needless to say, I got slapped :-P
<Eric_W> lol
<RAhj> Thanks for the update, Poc.
<RAhj> Keep us posted.
<Eric_W> What brought that on Poc?
<COL_Apoc> This is what happens whem I'm bored.
<COL_Apoc> And cat reminded me of pussy.
<Borsk> Kettch ignites his saber, impales Cay and then bites off his wang :P <CMR_RAndy> <Bob Dole> *Gets the lube and mounts Cay's ass* PH34R //Y /!46R4!!!!!!!! * Cay-Qel absorbs the saber blade...then screams in agony as he loses his wang and then screams again as Dole starts ass RAping him
* Kweh walks off back to the Janitor's Office. <Borsk> Don't forget to give RAhj his daily anal masturbation like you promised. <Borsk> You are RAhj's bitch, remember? * Borsk points in the direction of RAhj's office * Kweh goes to RAhj's Office. <ToRAn> Give him time, Borsk, he still thinks his identity changes with nick changes :P * Kweh stays in there for a second as glass breaks, punches are heard thrown, and then walks back out without a scRAtch. <Borsk> Wow...you beat up his cat... * Kweh then falls over with giant claw in his back. <Borsk> Well, looks like the cat beat your ass. <ToRAn> That cat was heavily medicated after the speeder accident, too, what a pussy :P * Borsk watches RAhj's cat dRAg Tyr back into the office and stRAnge unholy sounds are heard coming out :P* Kweh screams as RAhj's cat penetRAtes him in 6 places, he didnt even know he HAD. * Kweh comes out, claw marks all over him with giant claw holes.
<Dashy> No, your just desprete
<CMR_RAndy> heh
<RS_Gizmo> yeh, when spelled correctly :P
<RS_Gizmo> thought that was some kind of french food for a second :P
<RS_Gizmo> "excuse me sir, but would you like a desprete?"
<Dashy> shut up, its late
<BeanyCook> Shan, you bouncy today?
<Kel-Shan> Um...
<CMR_RAndy> .....lol Bean
<Kel-Shan> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* CMR_RAndy falls over giggling
<Cay-Qel> lol
<Eric_w> lol
* Kel-Shan (both of us) fall over laughing
<CMR_RAndy> Great timing :P
* Owain twitches.
* CMR_RAndy wipes a tear from his eye :P
<Kel-Shan> rofl...Shan is crying cause she's laughin so hard.
<`JK_Rich> I bet you didn't get an NL out every week. :P
<Vender> Now I just have no choice. Bah!
<`JK_Rich> maybe 2 or 3 a month. :P
<VA_RAptor> lol.. no, those NL's were monthly
<VA_RAptor> They were hard as hell to whip up
<`Pluto> if i get one out a month i feel like i'm doing good
<VA_RAptor> Fleet NL's came out more often
* Vender does his bi-weekly, though he could do them daily if he wanted to.. :p
<`JK_Rich> hmmm
<VA_RAptor> bi-weekly NL's? sweet cRAp
<Vender> Yeah. Plus Killboard&News Updates every 3-4 days.
<`Pluto> * Vender types: "...and today was another exciting day. I sat on my ass and ate a ham sandwich. Activity these past 24 hours has been low..."
<VA_RAptor> ROFL
<Vender> that's ham SAMICH to you, buddy.
<VA_RAptor> CRAp.. I laughed at something Pluto said
<`Pluto> heh
<Vender> someone should quote that.. :p
* COL_Gab shoots RAndom people
*** `Mike` (~mikebulli@AC97B95F.ipt.aol.com) Quit ("They call that being a patriot, I just call it ignoRAnt." -Anti-flag - Red White and BRAinwashed)
<COL_Gab> heh
* COL_Gab cleans Mike's blood and hides the body
<Kelron> "I say two weeks to get the group rested."
<Kelron> "After that, we head in hard and fast."
<CMR_RAndy> "Don't you think we should use protection?"
<Kelron> "We have enough protection right here ::taps the head:: where it counts."
<CMR_RAndy> "But what if we don't pull out on time?"
<Kelron> "Oh we will, we'll know when its time to pull out."
<CMR_RAndy> "Good, we don't want any accidents."
<Kelron> "Agreed, the concenquences of that are huge. I don't think I could live with those for the rest of my life."
<CMR_RAndy> "Yeah. Well, from the sound of this things could get a little rough."<CMR_RAndy> "But ya know, I like it rough."
<Kelron> "Its definetly going to be a tight situation...and I agree, rough is so much more fun."
<CMR_RAndy> "Just as long as it doesn;t get too rough, cause it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt."
<Kelron> "I agree 100%, thats why when you're doin it, you gotta be sure everything is set to go, and all parties know of the dangers of doing it too rough."
<Kelron> "Espically when we go int the back door."
<CMR_RAndy> "Yeah, cause that can get downright messy."
<CMR_RAndy> "If we screw up then they shavit all over us."
<Kelron> "The trick is to be sure they've done their business before we get to ours."
<CMR_RAndy> "Well, I just hope that this thing doesn't get ugly."<Kelron> "I'd RAther pull out early than too late, cause pulling out late can caus complications."
<Kelron> "Espically with the shield."
<CMR_RAndy> "Yeah, pulling out late is a very dangerous thing, you never know what exactlys gonna happen."
<CMR_RAndy> "Ok, thanks. I definately think we need to do it, it sounds like fun."
<Kelron> "Hell yeah, and no problem."
<CMR_RAndy> "But for now I'm gonna go get some Caf and then take a cold shower... it's kinda hot in here."
<Kelron> "I think a cold shower is definetly in order."
<TyrinDRAx> and I go bed now.
<Kelron> No Mike, wait!
<Kelron> Ent needs his evening 'servicing' first.
<Kelron> And I'm too tired to do it this time.
<TyrinDRAx> Damnit...
* TyrinDRAx blows Ent on the way out
*** TyrinDRAx (~mikebulli@ACAE63DE.ipt.aol.com) Quit
* COL_Gab checks his own agenda
<COL_Gab> 1.) take over the RS and make it Spanish-speaking. Or Catalan at least.
<COL_Gab> That one has been there for real long...
<`Kaz> Pffffffft
<`Kaz> Dream on
<`Face> heh
<`Face> I refRAined from saying anything
<COL_Gab> heh
<`Kaz> Shik'll get laid by a supermodel first
<COL_Gab> ROFLMAO
<CMR_RAndy> Hmmm
<CMR_RAndy> Imagine Poc as a father...
<Kelron> ...I'd RAther not.
<Kelron> "And this son, is porno..." "goo goo" :-P
<Kelron> "Yes son, thats a cum shot" :-P
<KevPryde> Here's a question, Poc. What if it's a female? ;P
<Kelron> lol...then it'll be 'sex ed'
<CayHW> ...
<CMR_RAndy> ...
<CayHW> INCEST!!!!!
<KevPryde> ...
<Kelron> ...that came out wrong.
[23:00] <`Davery> So Jan, what brings you to these hours to rub shoulders with the unmentionable dregs of RS society? :P
[23:00] <Jan-lo> I had to kick back and see some silliness after a tough mission. :P
[23:00] <Tag> ...Dave, since when are we the dregs?
[23:00] <Kerensky> ....thank you, dave, for restating my question in such a way that made it utterly boring
[23:00] * Tag holds a blaster under Dave's chin.
[23:01] <Jan-lo> ...
[23:01] <`Davery> Case in point
[23:01] <`Davery> Erin holds a "blaster" under my chin
[23:01] <`Davery> Like I was saying :P
[23:01] <Cay-Qel> lol
[23:01] <Kirghy> There's an easier way.
[23:01] <Jan-lo> He's got a point, Tag. ;)
[23:01] * Kirghy kicks Dave in the shins
[23:01] <Jan-lo> ...
[23:01] <Jan-lo> Stop beating up my wingman.
[23:01] <Kerensky> Dave's your wingman?
[23:01] * `Davery kills Kirghy
[23:02] <`Davery> Isn't it ironic? :P
[23:02] <Jan-lo> If Ghost ever gets started. :P
[23:02] <Sconn> Dave's my bitch.
[23:02] * Tag sits the old man in his chair and gives him his cane and his medication.
[23:02] <Cay-Qel> of course...remember when she did it with him and...uhhh...Face, I think
[23:02] <Tag> RAptorpoo and I flew together.
[23:02] <Cay-Qel> :-P
[23:02] * Jan-lo steals the cane and gives the medication to Entropy
[23:02] <`Davery> wasn't me
[23:02] <Tag> It was an interesting experience.
[23:02] *** Kirghy is now known as GhostKirg
[23:02] <GhostKirg> Dang it Dave
[23:02] <`Davery> We flew together?
[23:02] <Kerensky> jan, you poor soul
[23:02] *** Cay-Qel is now known as GhostElvn
[23:02] <Kerensky> you will be dying first mission, because your wingman's arthritis kicked in
[23:02] * Jan-lo hits Kirghy's respawn button
[23:02] <Jan-lo> rofl
[23:02] *** GhostKirg is now known as Kirghy
[23:02] <Kirghy> lol
[23:02] *** GhostElvn is now known as GhostCay
[23:03] <Tag> The senility, too.
