<KRAilWork> The other day my friend told another friend that he was a big black guy named bubba and was gonna RApe him <KRAilWork> my friend gets really... 'friendly' when he's high or drunk <MGN-Shik> and you hang around him when he's high and drunk because....? <KRAilWork> becuase he hasn't tried to RApe me yet <MGN-Shik> *yet* so you're waiting for that?
[18:22] <Glytch_> Like I said, it's a burden.
[18:22] <Jaggers> and it'd be impossible to get up.
[18:22] <`Gabriel> Who would screw a 6 foot penis?
[18:22] <Deadmeet> a woman with a REAALLY big pussy?
[18:22] <Glytch_> You could have seveRAl girls on top of it.
[18:22] <MGN-Shik> queena?
[18:22] <MGN-Shik> :P
[18:22] <`Gabriel> LOL!!!!
[18:23] <Deadmeet> ROFLAMO!!!
[18:23] * Eve smacks her forehead
<Cpt-Gab> I had lived under the belief that "Vender" was FutuRAma's drunk robot
<MajVender> LOL
* MajVender takes a beer from his stomach and drinks it
<Capt_Mo> is Cybersex like simming......without rolling a dice?
*** RickieAFK is now known as ThRAsher (Halcyon@*.dial.iocenter.net) 01/02/2001 05:32:26.pm
(MajSconn) MO!
(Los) ...
(MajSconn) THAT SO DID NOT NEED TO BE SAID!
*** MajSconn (himeRA254@*.chartermi.net) Topic #Allegience " <Capt_Mo> is Cybersex like simming......without rolling a dice? " 01/02/2001 05:33:06.pm
(I don't normally quote for myself, but these were gooood :P )
<Los> Wyv baby, you can strip me naked, paint me with chocolate spread, and lick it off
* COLWyvern sighs. I'm going to get in trouble for this, aren't I?
* RAandu runs around chanting "Los is horny,Los is horny"
* Los smacks RAandu over the head with a badeball bat, then dRAgs him off to her room, strips him naked, and ties him to the bed, "I'll show you horny!"
* RSChef hoses down Los
<Los> Chef you got m - I refuse to say it!!
<RSChef> i got you wet?
<Los> if i say it, it'll be quoted
* RSChef hoses down Los and RAandu "DOWN! DOWN!"
<Los> dammit Chef you got me wet again
<Los> heh y'all missed e pretending to be male before...cause Keren pretended to be a girl and hit on Mic
* Los sits on Dave's lap, "I'm bored and horny, have you got any chocolate spread and a spare room?"
<Owain> Right. Who's secretly planning to kill Dave at this point?
<`Jester> I wanna be FC
* CAH RAises hand
<Dashclone> ME!!
<Dashclone> KILL
<Dashclone> MAIN
<CAH> kill kill kill
<Owain> I thought so
<Dashclone> killllllllllllll
<`RAve> ( . Y . ) = T/IT Advanced
<`RAve> ( . I . ) = T/IT Interceptors
<`RAve> ( . ^ . ) =TIT Defenders
<Mo_PBF303> what the heck are these????
<Los> I have a tit advanced :P
<Capt_Mo> I thought you have TIT Defenders>
<Capt_Mo> *?
* Los waves to Zilch
<`RAve> no no,,, I have tit interceptors.... their called nipples
<Zilch> heheh
* Zilch waves
<Los> I though they wee called bRAs
<Los> *were
<`RAve> no, those are tit defenders
<Los> ahhh okay
<`RAve> wonderbRAs are TIT advanced :P
*** JakeOL is now known as JakeBues (lRcap67@*.libre.retevision.es) 01/05/2001 10:35:35.pm
<Cpt-RAndy> ummm, Jake
<Cpt-RAndy> you typoed your name
<`Jester`> heh
<Capt_Mo> lol
* Cpt-RAndy thinks Jake's had one too many
<Kadarh> Is RAndy as faggy IRL as OL? :P
<Capt_Mo> lol
(RS-Rickie) not realy
(RS-Rickie) but he says your as stRAight as a circle
(RS-Rickie) *:P
<Kadarh> Yeah. We made cyberlovin' last night.
<Capt_Mo> WHAT????
<Capt_Mo> You made cyberlovin with RAndy?
* `Entropy stops hitting Fox with the trestle table for a minute and whaps RAve over the head with it.
<`RAve> hey!
<`RAve> that hurt
<`Entropy> That was the point :P
<Gambit> actually, we're all figments of RAhj's imagination <5RAhj> If that were true, I'd be getting a lot of head right now...wouldn't you think? :P * COL-Mike gives RAhj head
<`Snake> ow <`Snake> my lil' friend in my pants itches *SCRATCH*
<Wessy> you dirty old goat *HIK*
* `Snake looks around the bar, I don't see any goat !!!<Wessy> your dumb *HIK* your the old goest
<`Snake> huh
<`Snake> I'm only 24 :)
