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#444 () - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<Kerensky> Oh, hey, shik, get this: In my quotes file, I found fifty occuRAnces of the word 'sex', 18 for f*ck, 18 for porn, and I do believe 18 for hump :P

#447 () - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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*** CptRAndor has joined #rs_bar_and_grill
<LCMVender> Hey RAndor
<`Orian> RAndor will rub me.
<`Orian> He said so.
*** CptRAndor has left #rs_bar_and_grill

#449 (1) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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* RAandu wonders if his KJA idol is still in his locker <`Davery> We burned that and melted it down to make bronzed copies of Zahn books <RAandu> bah..
<`Davery> because, you know, KJA sucks ass <`Kaz> .... <`Jester> Tasteless heathens, KJA rocks <`Kaz> No he's not <`Kaz> He couldn't get a technical fact right to save his life <`Kaz> You ever read Darksaber? <`Kaz> I hope not <RAandu> Very good book <`Kaz> Stay away from it <`Kaz> It's beyond stupid <`Davery> KJA is like "and then a squadron of 122 VSD's swooped in on the lone ISD at breakneck speed, and they were going so fast the ISD couldn't even hit them!" <`Davery> that's Darksaber right there
<`Kaz> lol yeah <`Kaz> There were hundreds <`Kaz> Blowing up to single hits <`Kaz> Then there's his stealth SSD <`Davery> Notice all the KJA supporters just got real quiet :P <`Kaz> With and I quote "thousands upon thousands of TIE Bombers" <`Davery> ROFLOL <`Kaz> Didnt Darksaber also have stRAnge little BRAin-In-Jar monks on metal legs? <`Kaz> That was classic <RAandu> Well I think the storylines are good

#457 (-1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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(TRAce_Bot) they suck
(TRAce_Bot) do you?

#458 (1) - Posted by LCM Calderan "Caldie" Halcyon
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* CPT_RAmos gRAbs calia's waste <CMDR-Shik> ((waste is poo, waist is the nice curvy part of the female body)) <CMDR-Shik> ((watch RAmos write some love letter IRL and talk about how he loves the girl's waste.. LOL))

#472 (1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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* `Jaris` thinks geneRAl stupididty should be a bannable offense
<`Jaris`> *stupidity
<`Jaris`> wow, it's amazing how one typo can make all credibility fly out of a sentence

#486 () - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<`Icey> son of a f*cking bitch f*ck sh!t damn mother f*cking MSN Zone peice of sh!t bitch dick ball-sucking ass dick mother f*cker!
<`Kaz> RAhj I think he's talking to you

#494 (-1) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<MaD_XeNo> The world's longest name officially used by a person is "Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick GeRAld Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy RAndolph Shermasn Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorft Senior" which is composed of 28 words or 192 letters.
(Rooks) ........
<MAJ_Mo> ...............
<MAJ_Mo> lol
(`Eric) um.................

#502 (-1) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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(`don_Sair) Come on RAhj. On your knees! :P

#503 (2) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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(COL-Mike) Ooohhhhh yes! yes! YES!
<Scarlet> hey, Mike is real turned on when he heard Kyle's name
(RAhj) He gets turned on by any guy's name.

#504 (-1) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<Scarlet> Komm, just for u to know, an aveRAge lightsabre is 3 feet long =OP
<Komm> *smirk*
<Komm> Y e a h
<Scarlet> lightsabres are a Jedi's "pride"
<Komm> Poor Yoda..
<Komm> ;)
<Komm> He must not have been very proud, then.
(Ven_PHP) hehe

#505 (1) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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<Kirghy>Hello Starbucks...Yes, I'd like a horny blue sith chick...With extRA froth.

#510 (1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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* COL-Mike flicks his tongue in a certain spot too ;)
* RAandu squirms
* TR_Hawk gives Mike a packet of Tic-Tacs
* COL-Mike backs off at JUST the right moment
* RAandu gasps and then cums
* TR_Hawk puts up a tRAnsparisteel shield
* TR_Hawk watches in amazement as cRAcks appear in the shield
* TR_Hawk runs outside
* RAandu squirts all over Dylor
* COL-Mike flashes a cocky grin

#514 (2) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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<VA_RAptor> I bet you that's really what a physical is whenever you want to play sports. They're just really checking to see if you ahve a penis or not <VA_RAptor> If you don't have a penis you're at a severe disadvantage in certain things, like competitive swimming <LGN-Shik> heh <LGN-Shik> it's aerodynamic <VA_RAptor> You need it sticking out of your speedo <VA_RAptor> Guys just look funny wihtout a package <`JK_Rich> So you're saying it's like a rudder? :P

#515 (3) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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<LGN-Shik> a bystander took a nipple to the eye
<VA_RAptor> LOL
<Sair> Huh
<VA_RAptor> nipple to the eye
<VA_RAptor> Sounds like celebrity deathmatch
<LGN-Shik> that's an injury to be proud of
<Kerensky> Heh...
<Sair> Did he get a black eye from it? :P
<LGN-Shik> ::in the emergency room being examined:: "So how did you hurt your eye?" 'C cup and a nipple to the eye' "Lucky little bastard"
<Sair> Heh
<VA_RAptor> yeah. Then he can sow a little nipple shape onto his uniform
<LGN-Shik> the nipple of honor
<VA_RAptor> rofl
<VA_RAptor> NIPPLES OF HONOR
<LGN-Shik> PROOF OF PENIS

#516 (1) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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<VA_RAptor> They worshipped penises for a long time before the government finally made them stop <LGN-Shik> heh.. i just though of a good joke for april fools <LGN-Shik> make a giant penis out of paper mache, like 4-5 foot tall. and stick it in someone's yard <VA_RAptor> ROFL <VA_RAptor> "Penishenge" <LGN-Shik> qasd'fdf <LGN-Shik> LOL!! <COL-Mike> Dude, i could do that.... <LGN-Shik> that so owns <VA_RAptor> "i visited penishenge the other day" <Col_Kyle> I think someone made a penis ice sculpture once. <COL-Mike> make a stonehenge replica out of giane penis statues

#526 (-1) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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<MikeTheTV> i actualy considered studying to be a neurosurgeon
<MikeTheTV> wouldn't you love that if you got a bRAin tumor, having me messin around in your bRAin
<CPTJester> dear god, Mike with a sharp knife, and access to peoples bRAins!!

#531 (3) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<RAhj> The hell...
<RAhj> Why are we winning?...

#533 (0) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<RAandu> oh sh*t I just got it all over the place

#535 (3) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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<TRAce_Bot> I turned Mike on the other night
<TRAce_Bot> he was "MikeTheTV"
<COL-Mike> and then you flipped me off too
<TRAce_Bot> yup

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