[12:55:55] <RAndy-sensei> A plunger should do it
[12:56:08] <RAndy-sensei> But I have to wait until my mom gets home to find that
[12:56:16] <RAndy-sensei> She sticks things in the weirdest spots
[12:58:23] <COL_Borsk> lmfao
[12:58:32] <COL_Borsk> i read that wrong :P
[12:58:41] <RAndy-sensei> ...lmfao
[02:43:37] * RAndy knocks on Gizzy's door.
[02:43:49] * WesBelden opens it "Yeeehs? Helloohooo?"
[02:44:07] <`Kyle> "hi I'm Kurt C....ow my head!"
[02:44:09] <RAndy> May I borrow a cup of virginity?
[02:44:19] <`Kyle> ow
[02:44:34] <WesBelden> "Yes, I have a very large scoup of it right here for you."
[02:44:38] * `Kyle smacks RAndy
[02:44:46] * WesBelden sews RAndy's penis to his left butt cheak
[02:44:52] <`Kyle> Know how much whiskey burns coming out of one's nose
[02:44:53] <WesBelden> :P
[02:44:53] <`Kyle> ?
[02:44:54] <Jensen> lol
[02:45:04] <RAndy> lmfao
[02:45:13] <WesBelden> lol Kyle
<WesBelden> excuse me while I go release my sexual frustRAtion on something
* Deltipoo hands Giz a box of tissue
<WesBelden> no, I meant I was gonna pound the feck out of a pillow :P
<WesBelden> er.. that still doesn't sound good
10:24:14 AM *** Reabel (~ryanreabe@64-235-207-3.broadband.ripnet.com) has joined #allegience
10:24:19 AM <Reabel> heh
10:24:59 AM <Reabel> muahahhaha
10:25:29 AM <Reabel> i have found the super-secret hideout of the evil genious Michael RAven
10:25:58 AM <Cay-Qel> It's 'genius'
10:26:16 AM *** X sets mode: +b *!*ryanreabe@*.broadband.ripnet.com
10:26:16 AM *** Reabel was kicked by X ((CayQel) Stoopid)
<Aidyn> You measured?
<Cay-Qel> Yes, I measured.
<ToRAn> I shouldn't be laughing
<Cay-Qel> You've done it too, eh?
<ToRAn> I measured today :-P
<Cay-Qel> lol
<Aidyn> ..not that easy for me, grr...need one of the bendable rulers.
<Aidyn> ...err...shit. Meant to put that in pm...
<Cay-Qel> ...your dick is crooked?
<Aidyn> ....
<Codyman> we had our lifeguard banquet, which happens to be across the bay from where we work, about 3+ miles from where we live
<Codyman> after the banquet me and this other guy decided we'd cash in on the "swim home from the banquet" joke
<Codyman> so we did, no problem, hard swim, but we're fuck'n ocean lifeguards
<Codyman> we get to the barRAcks, shower, etc
<Codyman> then we find out that 50+ some police officers, coast guard helicopters, NYPD dive team, boats, etc, etc, are coming the entire bay for us.....
<Codyman> we've pissed off so damn many people
<Codyman> so like, we had an awesome swim, it was hard as hell and insane, and we felt all good about it, but now they're all pissed at us
14:14:24: *** Licah_ has been kicked off channel #rs_bar_and_Grill by Sconn (How does it feel, bitch?)
14:14:36: *** Sconn has been kicked off channel #rs_bar_and_Grill by X ((LicahFox) GREAT, BITCH.)
14:14:36: *** Sconn (~motters@63-228-46-226.mpls.qwest.net) has joined channel #rs_bar_and_Grill
14:14:37: *** Mode change "+o Sconn" on #rs_bar_and_Grill by X
14:14:37: Zeke`: lol
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14:14:42: *** Mode change "+o Licah_" on #rs_bar_and_Grill by X
14:14:53: *** Licah_ has been kicked off channel #rs_bar_and_Grill by Sconn (SUCKLE MY TEAT)
14:14:53: *** Mode change "-ooo GizAFK SaiRAFK Sconn" on #rs_bar_and_Grill by GoExposGo
14:14:54: *** You have been kicked off channel #rs_bar_and_Grill by X (### MASSDEOPPRO TRIGGERED! ###)
8:01:56 PM <COL_RAven> ah, need my mom for that
8:02:26 PM * RAndalf puts on a Mike's mom mask.
8:02:31 PM <RAndalf> Let's go, Michael!
8:02:49 PM <COL_RAven> Woo
<ToRAn> WHAT FUCKING GOOD IS AN ANTIDEPRESSANT THAT CAUSES SUICIDE?!!
<RAndy> It gets rid of depressed people.
<RAndy> They can be really depressing sometimes.
<ToRAn> I never really looked at "antidepressant" in that way before
<RAndy> Thank God I'm around then.
* Borsk changes topic to '899 bottles of beer on the wall, 899 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 898 bottles of beer on the wall'
* Ode changes topic to '897 bottles of beer on the wall, 899 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 898 bottles of beer on the wall'
* RAndy changes topic to 'Ode can't count ---> 897 bottles of beer on the wall, 899 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 898 bottles of beer on the wall'
<ReabWood> gnight, gonna talk to gf
* Quits: ReabWood (Hyderiatus@64.235.212.45) (Quit: | www.reabelcorp.tk | Reabelcorp V.3 Now testing [17:20] <R2D7> to be Reabel: to enjoy probing a lot."You were very Reabel the other day at the Imperial torture cell, slut" Lineage 2 and Msn, then sleep)
<BGN_RAndy> Reab has a girlfriend?
<Triani> He's got a GF???
<Vason> holy day...
[22:21] <BGN_RAndy> "Victoria, I'm dying! I want you to name a performance hall, a museum, and a bolt through the cock after me!"
[22:21] <Morone> .........
[22:21] <Shizmo> aaaach
[22:21] <Shizmo> AAAACGH
[22:21] <Morone> QUOTED
[22:21] <Morone> lol
[22:21] <BGN_RAndy> "This shall be Victoria's secret! Go my dear! Go sell little anal floss!"
[22:22] * Vason shudders
[22:22] <Morone> adding that to the quote
[10:19] <Aidyn> Who changed my position to Knight of the Hokey Pokey!?
[10:19] * ReabDeth shrugs
[10:19] <LCable> I did.
[10:19] <RS_Gizmo> how does it RAte?
[10:19] <LCable> POKE!
[10:19] <Aidyn> Someone will die.
[10:20] <RS_Gizmo> I'm looking to get a new stick
[10:20] <LCable> Well, the old one broke on me a lot.
[10:20] <ReabDeth> Knight of the Hokey Pokey Knight of San d'Oria Aidyn Wolfwood
[10:20] <ReabDeth> rofl
[10:20] <LCable> But, other than that, it was nice.
[10:21] <Aidyn> All I have to do is eye the server logs, thats all
[10:21] <Aidyn> Then I'll know who to blame for this
[10:21] <Blastfire> That would be Licah
[10:21] <LCable> Agreed
[10:21] <Aidyn> Thanks, as the logs say 'Boogyman'
[10:21] <Blastfire> Very clever guy
[10:21] <ReabDeth> lol
[10:21] <Aidyn> Time for a few changes of my own. :)
[10:21] <LCable> Licah's a hell of a sailor.
[10:22] * Aidyn cRAcks his fingers, and goes to work on Licah's stuff..
<@RAndy-sensei> Vietnam uses Dongs as currency
<@RAndy-sensei> 1 dong = 100 xu
* @RAndy-sensei offers Sconn a dong for a loaf of bread.
<@Sconn> No, is two dong loaf of bread!
<@RAndy-sensei> One and half dong!
<@Sconn> No half dong! Two dong or no dong!
<@RAndy-sensei> Then no dong loaf of bread!
<@Sconn> Just for that, I sell him bread for one dong!
<@Sconn> One dong loaf!
<@RAndy-sensei> I give you one dong!
<Triani> Cay!
<@Cay-Qel> Tri!
<@Sconn> No, for you price is two dong!
<@RAndy-sensei> One dong!
<@Sconn> I said two dong, that final price, capitalist pig dog!
* @RAndy-sensei gives Sconn two dong
* @Sconn gives RAndy bread.
* @RAndy-sensei cheers
<@Sconn> I got two dong for one dong loaf of bread!
<@Sconn> I shrewd dong business man!
<@Jagged> ...
[21:58] <kailen> aidyn..i thought you liked ducks :P
[21:58] <Aidyn> ..no. But I own two ducks. :p
[21:58] <Aidyn> RAndy saw where the one bit me
[21:58] <Vason> ...
[21:58] <Aidyn> ...
[21:59] <Aidyn> DOnt you EVEN get those thoughts in your mind, Vason
[21:59] * kailen giggles
[21:59] <Morone> quoted
[21:59] <Aidyn> Damnit!
<BGN_RAndy> Why not just completely emulate the EH and have a dictator for life?
<Blastfire> And that's the plan. We're documenting everything, and it's going to be submitted to the membership
