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#262 (2) - Posted by VA Trace
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<TRAce-> Ive been sucking for over a year now

#265 (-2) - Posted by VA Trace
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<VATRAce> [Daed-Dead PING reply]: 0secs, [Ian-ZzZzZ PING reply]: 1sec, [Shil PING reply]: 2secs, [`Dylor PING reply]: 3secs, [R2_D5 PING reply]: 4secs, [`RichSLP PING reply]: 5secs <-- Wow, 0,1,2,3,4,5

#270 (0) - Posted by VA Trace
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** SeX is now known as TRAce
<Sently> Can't wait to get some TRAce tonite...
* CptVender wouldn't be surprised if Erin and Mike had tRAce. :P
* Sently would watch

#276 (3) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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*** RAanduXvT is now known as RAandu <IllLos> RAandu got shot down quickly <RAandu> Not really
<`Entropy> Happens often with RAandu. In XvT and women.

#278 (-1) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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* Keets sits back down on the couch and lays Los in his lap
* Xexre yawns.
<RAandu> and?
* Cpt-RAndy beats RAandu down with Ater
<Ater> Stop humping my tree.
<RAandu> Los you're still oped?
<Xexre> Keets, using women to cover your hard-on is not very effective.
<Xexre> Trust me.
<Los> yup
<RAandu> :P
* RAandu pouts
* StrmTroop tackles Keets, making Los fall to the couch by herself
<Keets> shuttup Orny, you'll let everyone know
* Los flashes her op sign at RAandu
* Keets is uncovered
* StrmTroop laughs
* Los bounces on the couch
<Xexre> Considering Los is slowly rising off of your lap...

#279 (2) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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* Sairret pokes Vend
<Sairret> I'll RApe you whenever you want :P

#281 (0) - Posted by COL Tech Krill
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* RAada shakes her head. I like to do anything. Except strip clubs. Those aren't much fun.
* MAJ_Krill makes a face, "Seeing but not having just isn't nice...unless you're one of them..." waves back at the B&G
* Glytch_ waves back

#283 (1) - Posted by RA Sentry
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* Apoclypse hey BGN_RAz Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck. *** W (cservice@undernet.org) Sets mode +o BGN_RAz on #rs_bar_and_grill 11/24/2000 20:14:53 * TR_Hawk sees Apoc running outside

#284 (3) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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* Death_Jes scRAtches his balls
<Death_Jes> hey it works

#285 (2) - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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CMDR-Mike thinks of Shada, in bed, and inserts himself
<ShadaJRA> hey wait...mike..this is...uh....heh...wow.

#286 (2) - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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<Deadmeet> see, amby can walk right in here and cRAck a joke and the entire room will laugh like a tickle me elmo with a engergizer bunney humping it 24/7, but i can't get sh*t out of any of ya

#289 (2) - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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<LCM-Mike> You do not know the power of the perverted side!
<IronManRS> Yeah I do, and it's VERY powerful
<glytch> Join us... together we can end this destructive moRAlity and bring sex jokes to the galaxy!

#290 (2) - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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<Trystan> "Yousa thinking yousa's pants gonna get wrinkled?" "I don't know." "Gungans get pleated to, eh?" "I hope not." "Gungans no dying without pants. We tailors. Wesa got a gRAnd wardrobe!"

#295 (2) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<RyanDeean> I can't do it <Cpt-RAndy> He can't get the stick in the right hole

#296 (0) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<RyanDeean> My space bar is sticking <Cpt-RAndy> I told you to jack off AWAY from the keyboRAd!

#311 (3) - Posted by VA Trace
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*** `Hawkeye Quit (Jade Squadron: "Leave No TRAce.") <TRAce-> HELP! <TRAce-> JADE SQUADRON WANTS ME DEAD!!

#361 (1) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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<Kel-Solan> ((I'd RAther it be alien than go around proclaiming "Hey, I got laid! Woooo!" like some male slut.))
<`IronMan> ((Talkin' about Mike again?))

#362 (2) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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<Capt_Mo> JORVAL!!!!! HELP!!!!!
<Capt_Mo> those guys in the B&G are trying to do something stRAnge to me again!

#364 (0) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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<Codyman> what's up people?
<`Darkov> de nada.... other than Los is going X-RAted with Alty, and Wyvern is trying the impossible :P
<Codyman> sounds like the usual

#367 (4) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<RS_Davery> Kaz has a urinary infection? Come Kaz, I'm taking you to the
green mile... <RS_Davery> Some giant black guy is going to gRAb your penis
and make it all better. <`Kaz> No!! `Kaz runs away from Dave

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