<LGN-Shik> it takes something to disturb me... you... you have acheived that <Zilch> Shik? Grossed out? Someone write the date down. <`Face> 4/19/01 (RAandu) mwahahaha <`Face> 1:16am EST (RAandu) We'll go down in RS history <Zilch> from this day forth, it's an RS holiday.
<LCM-Sconn> RS RAdio just wouldn't be allowed. <LCM-Sconn> Too damn XXX RAted. <LGN-Shik> it'd be lke "And now, The puddy is a banging' and the hooker is a screamin' by RSHC" <LCM-Sconn> Or, "Sconn hasn't masturbated in 42 days" by the Screaming Testes.
<VA_RAptor> rubber on fur? uggggggggg.. my chem teacher did that kind of experiment in class two years ago. He humped a piece of fur with a long rubber stick that looked like a phallic joy toy. I'm still scarred
<`Kaz> I was in a music store with a friend last year...one of his cRAzy friends came in and started staring intently at this motorized display with the dixie chicks and a rocket <`Kaz> He just up and shouted "LOOK! THE DIXIE CHICKS ARE ROTATING ON A GIANT PENIS!" <`Kaz> ...and the store went entirely quiet {LGN-Shik} I'd have been on the floor "Oh Sh*t, we're with him!" <`Kaz> ...yeah...we sorta moved away :P {LGN-Shik} doesn't beat when I tripped into a display of action figures that was stacked up {LGN-Shik} I'm just walking into the store, there's a hot chick in a mini skirt and halter top, I pay more attention to the booby than to where I'm going.... CRASH {LGN-Shik} GI Joes killed by the 100s. {LGN-Shik} but I'll be damned if I didn't get a good view up her skirt from the floor... :P
<`Kaz> nasty is RAhj in a miniskirt * `Kaz shudders <`Kaz> Last time I ever go into dave's office <TRAte> was Dave doing him from the back? <`Kaz> ....you think I'd stay to check?
(RAanduLOA) Dammit some bozo keep sending me nekkid Britany Spears pics <Ater> ....... <LGN-Shik> ... <Ater> And you're complaining? <LGN-Shik> :RAanduLOA: and that's a bad thing?
* LGN-Shik runs around the room with a bottle in his pants * LGN-Shik unzips his fly and points the bottle out and gRAbs a glass, and purs olive oil into it <LGN-Shik> who wants some? (`Kaz) .... (`Kaz) Shik unzipped his fly and asked "who wants some" @ `Kaz hides behind Blaster
<`Kaz> Yes cocky british
<`Kaz> TRA la la we're going to have colonies......hey you have to pay us lots of tax now!
<`Kaz> ...what are you doing with that rifle
<`Owain> I liked the big pink hole. That was a fun sim. <Lessia> that was funny <Lessia> we all went into Ater's big pink hole <LGN-Shik> ........ <LGN-Shik> i'd RAther be in a girls pink hole but..... whatever float's your boat
* RAandu rubs Shik's leg <RAandu> Oh come on.It'll be fun * LGN-Shik swats RAandu <LGN-Shik> so fresh! * Zilch watches RAandu splatter <RAandu> playing hard to get
<Dashy> There's a fly, its hovering above a River. Watching the Fly is a fish, the fish thinks "If that fly drops 6 inches lower, then I'll jump out and eat it! Watching the fish is a bear. THe bear thinks, if that fly drops 6 inches lower, that fish will jump out and I'll swip the fish and eat it. Watching the bear, is a hunter, behind a bush.
<Dashy> The hunter thinks, if that fly drops 6 inches lower, that fish will jump out and I'll swip the fish and eat it, and I'll jump out and shoot the bear
<Dashy> Watching the hunter is a mouse, the mouse thinks, if that fly drops 6 inches lower, that fish will jump out and I'll swip the fish and eat it, the hunter will shoot the bear and I'll nip out and take the cheese from the hunters lunch box
<Dashy> Watching the mouse is a cat, up in a tree. The cat thinks, if that fly drops 6 inches lower, that fish will jump out and I'll swip the fish and eat it, the hunter will shoot the bear, the mouse will run out and eat the cheese and I'lljump down and eat the mouse.
<Dashy> 4 seconds later the fly drops 6 inches
<Dashy> The fish jumps out, eats the fly, the bears swips and eats the fish, the hunter jumps out and shoots the bear, the mouse pegs it out as fast as his little legs will take him and eats the cheese, and the cats jumps, misses, and falls in the River....
<Dashy> and the moRAl of the story is?
<Dashy> Whenever a fly drops 6 inches....there will always be wet pussy! Tada, and Dashy joke a la sh*t!
<Orian> A MONKEY
<RyanDeean> no monkeys
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> no monkeys
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> I said
<RyanDeean> no monkeys
<Orian> I said
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> I would like to reiteRAte:
<RyanDeean> No monkeys
<Orian> I would like to reiteRAte:
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> I would like to clarify with all here:
<RyanDeean> No monkeys
<Orian> I would like to clarify with all here:
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> No monkeys
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<`JK_Rich> what is with you guys with bananas and monkeys?
<Zilch> 3 out of 10
<LCM_RAven> 33%
* LCM_RAven shocks everone with his intelligence :P <LCM-John> how in hell do you get 33% from three tenths?
<`Kaz> Al Gore Math
